Say what you want about snek, but he actually managed to land a punch to saitama's face when Genos couldn't even touch him
Saitama was caught off guard by Cobra, that's all
He knew him and Genos were sparring. This dude just comes up out of nowhere and tries to start shit.
Though whether Genos or this dude lands a hit or not it would make no difference since he won't feel it either way.
Super heroes don't normally burst into tears after a ladybug bites them.
> It hurt and my arm swelled up because I happen to be extremely sensitive to insect bites ('saliva').
Idk if you're just shitposting to try and mess with the other poster or you are really that beta.
>all these people thinking a ladybug bite is anything to laugh about
You guys have obviously never been bitten by a ladybug.
Go find a pair of pliers and pinch your arm as hard as you can with them and that's not even close to what it feels like. Probably never got bit by a caterpillar either.
How about a centipede? Those things are nasty.
In ancient Sparta your head would have been dashed against the rocks as a child. Thankfully this is not Sparta, this is /a/.
And yet even as betamales you still bring shame to us, anon. We might be low, but we are still greater then fucking insects. This is sacred ground that you have defiled.
You should destroy your favorite waifu figurine and repent for the shit you are.
Yes I was and it was quite similar to a mosquito bite.
I got stung by several wasps at the same time before and endured it but if you cry over a fucking ladybug then you're one hell of a little beta bitch.
"Lady bugs have biting mouthparts, but will not attack you. You really have to be torturing a ladybug for it to bite. Its first line of defense will actually be to bleed on you (their hemolymph is yellow, so if it looks like the ladybug urinated in your hand, that's its "blood")."
For some reason bugs don't particularly like me, mosquitoes rarely bite, when they do I don't even notice. Apparently I've had bees or wasps land on the back of my neck and not do shit, scared my friends though.
But does he have a BODY?
The "asian ladybugs" are way more dominant and aggressive than the normal ones. They're everywhere already and if they land on you they can bite. It doesn't hurt more than a little needle slightly poking your skin though.
and people defend streaming
Ladybug... bite? They actually do that? What the fuck?
Yeah whats wrong with you guys? Who streams? Fucking losers. I wait until the series are finished and everyone else has already seen it then I buy it on Blu Ray or DVD and have it delivered to me instead of just instantly streaming my anime from Kissanime, Crunchy Roll, or one of the other streaming sites because I'm legitimately fucking autistic.
My internet is fine. Torrents have better quality, no watermarks, are out sooner than anywhere else, etc.
Do you get the idea? Streaming is just bad.
I literally once let a grasshopper nibble on my finger for around 3 minutes because I thought it was cute
I could feel the bites but I think it would have to be biting something like my eyelid or ballsack to actually break the skin
This is so pathetic I had to make something.
>Feel itching on balls
>Shake pants around, itching doesn't go away
>Pull pants down
>Fucking PRAYING MANTIS sitting ON MY FUCKING DICK attacking my balls
I'm with Saitama. Fuck insects.
Perhaps he's french
>hot girl leaps on his dick
>whines about it on the internet
get the fuck out of here you betamax gaylord
This reminds when roaches ate a bit of my toes skin when I was sleeping.
Unless you have super cobra lady bugs from australia I don't think a bite from one is ever worth remembering.
I remember I had a spider living in my ear for a whole day.
lots of spiders webbing everything
When is Dragonfly man gonna appear anyway?
I used to catch bugs a lot as a kid. I have been bitten by a locust when I was visiting family and it didn't even break the skin. Grasshoppers don't break the skin either. Other than a blackjack the only bug bite that has ever hurt was this weird beetle larva I dug up. You have one weak ass immune system, and skin made of paper anon.
Yes. Saitama is actually delusional chemo patient.
All the other characters (including the monsters) are either patients or hospital staff.
Genos is a boy who lost all his limbs. Mosquito Girl is a girl with Malaria.
Tatsumaki is tetraplegic (hence the floating).
>Japan always cover nipples
Now, that isn't true.
Had you fucked her she would've turned into a tsundere insect girl you loser.
>The way its head is slowly opened up
One of them is exclusively uploaded to the web. The other one is distributed in physical copies.
ONE is the webcomic.
Murata is the manga.
Unless you want to call ONE's version a webmanga, at which point I'm going to call you a gigantic faggot.
did anyone else notice that the founder of the hero association looks like a certain somebody
The distinction is that one is exclusively a webcomic.
Don't be difficult about this you cock sucker, godforbid we have a decent means of easily distinguishing between the two works without going into long and pointless conversations like this one.
Or I could simply refer to them by the format that they're distributed in. Which having one of them be properly serialized is a big distinction.
You're the one who sucks cocks.
Except saying "Murata's version" is wrong. Half of the work is done by ONE and he writes all the new content, it's the same as your usual scenarist/artist duo. Just say the "original" or "webcomic" and the "remake".
Actually, I'm not the anon from >>133091998.
I've read both in their entirety and have been following OPM prior to syndication.
I just prefer referring ONE's as the webcomic and Murata's as the manga because I think the difference in format is an important distinction.
Sorry for the confusion.
And they literally bite you?
I mean, I've walked through swarms of lady bugs before, but the thought of them biting scares the fucking shit out of me.
Saw one of those cute guys right outside our hotel room door in Tokyo when I was visiting Japan in Aug-Sept.
There is not a "Murata" version.
Saying OPM remake is Murata's version is retarded because the only thing he does is drawing it. That's like saying EYESHIELD 21 is Murata's eyeshield. Or that Death Note is Obata's Death Note.
He' the artist for the remake, ONE is the writer and creator.
Except the fact that Murata is drawing it actually makes a substantial difference in this case since ONE is completely fucking abysmal at drawing. And the difference in style is important enough in this case to point out.
I am surprised this hasn't become a bug thread yet
Well thats it, you've reminded me of him now I've got to masturbate furiously again.
I hope you're happy
You smug cunt. I hope you're happy
Oh shut the fuck up.
God forbid someone actually watch it on Hulu, and support the series as it comes out.
No, lets all download it for free and talk shit about the budget of the show.
Yeah no, that's not how it works with anime. The studio doesn't see a penny of foreign distribution rights.
They only get money from Nip sales, that's the contract.
I was once chatting up a neighbor when I felt a sharp pain in my foot. Politely ended the chat as soon as possible and took off my shoe. Something like this fell out, nearly shat my pants.
traps are great, man.
that looks like a millipede, totally harmless.
there were these brown foot long millipedes on this hill I went to. It was night and we were looking for firewood but everywhere was covered with millipedes.
millions of japanese watch it via legal means, which is literally all the studios care about.
Streaming it legally over here in the filthy gaijin west only means companies like Funiimation will think "I guess it would be profitable to dub this".
Legally streaming in the west only increases the chance of us getting english dubs. AKA: It's useless since most dubs suck ass, and barely any ever have been good enough compared to the japanese dub to warrant the dub in the first place.
>Pull pants up
>After a while I start felling itchy from my waist down to my legs
>Pull down pants
>I'm being bitten by ants everywhere
Snek pls. Stop trying to make yourself look threatening.
Something similar happened to me
>fooling around with some friend by the river
>Hanged my hoodie on some tree, because it got hot
>Decide to go home, take my hoodie and put it on
>Couple second after that, I sense a tingling sensation on my arm
>Look at it
>My whole arm is covered in red ants, and they are nibbling at my hand as hard as they can.
true saitama´s power is to be the first hero. So every hope of whole mankind gives him strengh without him knowing it.
All the workout he did was unnecessary BTW
Their toxin is supposed to fend off enemies like birds or ants. If they land on you and you make them nervous they'll release the fluid but it won't do anything. It just smells disgusting.
If you have pussy skin though it could burn a bit.
>that's the contract
>I am privy to the details of the contract between the foreign distributor and the production committee
Full video with sound: Where? I enjoy this kind of thing. Animals/insects eating eachother alive.
You're gay now anon, have fun: http://nhentai.net/search/?q=english+locon
Snek is an A-class hero and ONe punch man is the bottom of the barrel c rank not even a b rank. He basically sucker punched Snake and just walked away, it wasn't fair honestly but since one punch man is lower rank snake is definitely stronger than him. If One punch man fought him when he was ready then he would win but one punch man cheated.
>Genos will never fuck you in the ass with his robot dick
How do you guys deal with this?
It wasn't a ladybug anon
Some spiders get less terrifying close up
>The jumping spider wears a water droplet as a hat
Not him, but Ladybugs don't bite.
Asian Ladybeetles do. And they are indistinguishable from a ladybug at a passing glance.
I remember being warned about them where I lived when I was a kid.