PSA: If your top 3 Monogataris aren't some arrangement of Bat, Bird, and Kaiki, you have inferior taste.
That is all.
Holy fuck this is the first time I've seen somebody with the same opinions as me.
What's the catch?
Switch out kaiki for snake and we're on the same page
Bat is a boring character that just offers snoozefest exposition and has very little personality of her own, even then it's already a role taken by senjougahara.
Bird is a meme character and any top 3 containing her should be disregarded.
Kaiki is the GOAT and doesn't need to be in any top 3, it's a given.
The only optimal top 3 is any arrangement of hachikuji, senjougahara, and hanekawa.
I understand not liking Nise as it deliberately betrays expectations someone coming from Bake has, and pushes the important stuff to the background making it seem like pointless filler at first glance.
But what about Second Season bothered you?
>very little personality of her own
I see absolutely nothing wrong here anon.
She kinda is.
At least 'blood inspired'.
Memebird literally replaced the actual sister. She looks the same as what would have been born normally, just with the memebird powers.
Because she looks that way there is still an undeniably genetic connection.
Oh, I'm saying I like the fanservice, and that's the only thing that anyone likes.
Not justifying that it can hold up a show at all.
I meant to add that I was curious if anyone else liked the last pieces of Nise like I did, as I felt they were pretty good compared to the other high notes of the entire franchise.
kaiki is shit before the end of second season but he's pretty great then admittedly
i'd rather worship an actual goddess but bat is pretty good
Any one else agree that all Monogatari girls are good in their own way? I mean i actually like all of them. Snake a best but they are all pretty gud
Someone didn't finish the second season.
>anything, fact or fiction redeeming a character who is a stupid annoying bitch with no personality.
Snake was good for the single shining moment she was talking shit to her classm8s.
And I'm not even sure I truly enjoyed that scene and that it wasn't just a single brighter shade of brown amongst the pile of shit that is a snake-narrated arc.
That position has been taken by a better individual.
Pic related is my least favorite, but she has her moments.
Elder god tier taste.
Karen is so lovably dumb and simple-minded.
Personal taste is a funny thing. Your least favorite is my favorite.
Bat, Crab and Snail are my top 3. Come at me, heretic.
her subconscious bird actually blacks out any supernatural experiences right away, that's why she can't remember bat even tough being confronted by it directly.
ragi could probably tell her she's a phoenix and she wouldn't remember
Snail is my favorite, followed by snail and snail.
It's all just snail for me actually.
there is probably no natural genetic connection, but a fake imitating the real thing so well that no one could tell the difference, not even on a genetical level, is just as good.
I dont like sodachi, and senjougahara is a little iffy, but i honestly like them all in their own way
>but a fake imitating the real thing so well that no one could tell the difference, not even on a genetical level, is just as good.
I disagree, a fake imitating something so good you can't tell the difference is even better than the real thing.
Bat, Bird, Snail. Get on my level senpai
I don't remember which one was bat, kaiki or meme. Was bat the time travel one?
Is there a list or something I can reference?
OP basically loves those who fucked up Nadeko's life
I dont know. I think the real thing is better. Its true that the fake is putting in more effort to be real, but i think thats a bad thing. If an engine has to put more effort to get the same result as another, you would just be burning more gas to get the same performance. But i dont know. I just thought it was interesting
Anyone got kiraikiraikirai in their top 3 yet?
i don't like bat. i dont like her as a loli and i dont like her as an adult.
Well yes and no. Given each exorcist took something from Gaen, Oshino took the balance aspect which Gaen talks about twice, once in Neko White and again in Shinobu Time.
So while you are correct, the nuances are different.
Please go easy on me Senpai.
I have a thing for kind girls who go easy on me at slower paces. Tsukihi is arguably far too much verbal prowess for me to match, but I love her conversations.
To be born good, obviously. You haven't incurred negative karma by being an asshole and your goodness isn't worth more just because you were evil before hand.
Your good is now equal to everyone elses.
>only other snailfag besides me
Why this much hostility Anon? Can't handle opinions?
>all these sengokus
I guess we're all finally ready to admit who is real best girl after pretending for so long eh?
Alrighty then, does this satisfy you?
Bat = Cat = Monkey > Bee = Snail = Doll > Bird > Salesman at Mister Donut > That empty train > that pile of turd > Crab > Snake
kaiki is just a tier above anything else so, yeah.
How do you make yourself get out of bed everyday?
Tsukihi is platinum delicious.
I agree with Bat and Kaiki of course however I think as we get deeper into Owari Cat is now top 3.
See pic related for Hanekawa having visualizing how I felt listening to all Ougi's lies and trickery.
She has far more good personality than you.
>The only optimal top 3 is any arrangement of hachikuji, senjougahara, and hanekawa.
This guy gets it
bat, crab and kaiki
They're all good though.
Not even the best goddess in the series desu
>Asking me to choose between Meme vs. Keeki
Well this was kinda tough.
I do like Yotsugi, but really can't enjoy Tsukimonogatari. It feels just boring. One of the reason might be because they don't tell story about Yotsugi outside of what we already know.
That she has her own ego but not her own will, hence the climax of the story as well as the skirt lifting scene. She also vilifies herself for her actions and her lack of free will.
Also, brushing off the further explanation of the dynamic between the Ghost Busters when they created Yotsugi is petty. They go into a lot more detail in Tsuki and it's great insight into the dynamics between the ghost busters
That's why it's such a big deal when she kills Teori. Maybe it's just not your sort of story but saying we didn't learn anything new about her is just factually wrong
>That she has her own ego but not her own will
What does it mean? I'm curious. Does this means that although she has awareness/personality/self she can't act upon it?
Now that you've mentioned it maybe I just didn't paid much attention to the dialogues because of the excessive posings in the visuals.
lack of love for spooky troubles me
post apocalyptic adult snail deserve more attention
The previous ep of Owari made me bump up Math.
She deserves some happiness after all that suffering
I'm glad it got the simple fact that Snail is by far the best.
Who cares? Small tits are best tits
2- Spooky Ougi
No more rage guys, this are the best.
>Kaiki this high
A lot of you have Kaiki high
And I like Kaiki a lot
But not that much, nearly. What's the allure? Are you just happy that he emotionally keks Araragi? Is it the fact that you can identify with the dark bags under his eyes? Or is it just how much he was whitewashed later in the series even though he acted fairly irredeemably earlier in it?
>calls me a pedo
>half of the girls being discussed are lolis
>quarter of girls are underage
>Other quarter is made up of adult women so unpopular they aren't worth mentioning
Cat a best but I agree on Bat (shouldn't it be Vamp?) and Kaiki. Phoenix a shit.
Sorry, you must have stuttered
replace bat with math and we got a deal
senjougahara and hanekawa are the only two relevant girls desu senpai
>no side story set in an alternative universe where araragi and sodachi (pic related) are in a happy relationship, are mathematicians, made a math fairy together, and try to solve various things
You mean solve theorems and math problems? A Nisio teaches math spin-off?
I'd read it.
>there are people who don't like Crab even after seeing tsubasa tiger and hitagi end
>Math a good
MAH NIGGA. She may not be top tier, but god damn did that last episode change my opinion of her.
That monologue she gave was one of the most heartbreaking things I've seen in an animu. And the voice acting for it? Holy shit like, I can't even begin to describe how perfect it was. All those little faltering subtleties and shifts in pitch that convey the perfect emotion... Wow.
Anyone have the Shinobu version of this, I forgot to save it.
Best taste coming through.
2. Bat, crab, monkey
3. Doll, Ougi
4. Bird, Bee
5. Snake, Cat
Banana butt boy are you still into letting other men fuck your girl? thats why you prefer the NTR I guess.
>responding to my post 15 hours later
>implying i'd stoop as low as to have crab or any of the others as my #1
Might as well post mine.
The Holy Quadrality. Step up your game
This is getting ridiculous.
I can't keep track of all these girls anymore.
There are too many to rank properly.
I've masturbated to that more than any other image on the internet.
Are you saying that Euler would have Sodachi on top of his list? That should make Sodachi happy.
Maybe if he took care of her as well, just the dick is probably not enough anymore.
At least he is probably less dense than Araragi, so he can't screw up as bad.
1. Koyomi Araragi
2. Shinobu Oshino
2. Sodachi Oikura
4. Tsubasa Hanekawa
5. Suruga Kanbaru
6. Deishu Kaiki
7. Tsukihi Araragi
8. Ougi Oshino
9. Mayoi Hachikuji
10. Yotsugi Ononoki
11. Hitagi Senjougahara
12. Karen Araragi
13. Meme Oshino
14. Nadeko Sengoku
15. Yozuru Kagenui
15. Izuko Gaen
15. Rouka Numachi
Rate my shot taste
Best taste I've seen on here yet.
1. Shinobu Oshino
2. Mayoi Hachikuji
3. Ougi Oshino
4. Tsukihi Araragi
5. Yotsugi Ononoki
6. Koyomi Araragi
7. Deishu Kaiki
8. Meme Oshino
9. Hitagi Senjougahara
10. Karen Araragi
11. Nadeko Sengoku
12. Sodachi Oikura
13. Tsubasa Hanekawa
14. Suruga Kanbaru
15. Rouka Numachi
16. Izuko Gaen
17. Yozuru Kagenui
that's surprising, someone didn't say my taste was shit.
I think you mean
>only thinking with your dick
Plebeians need not apply.
Eveywhere man. She's like the third most popular.
I'm always reluctant to put Mayoi anywhere in the X > Y > Z, since it's sort of an apples-to-oranges comparison with the rest of the girls.
Really she belongs in a separate ranking with the male characters
>creepy looking doll with shitty hair, and awful outfit, and eyebrows that make you think kanbaru's hideous pair look like those of a goddess
>kanbaru's hideous pair
Okay you now you fucked up
which monogatari has best mastered the timeless art of seduction, and why is it George Costanza?
bat a best
interesting and well-written character
but the other top 2 spots have to go to snek and our new tsundere godess mathematics girl
No matter what she did or will do, she is a tier god.
No, I mean the supreme god tier. The shit god tier belongs to Nadeko.
Well shit. I have been defeated by your superior logic.
I can't in good faith attempt to disparage Ougi as the God of the Shit Tier when Nadeko exists. That would be incorrect of me.
They are all awesome, now can we act like adults?
When will Decent Black be released in full? Easily one of the best so far imho
I thought Ougi was Gon's HxH 2011 voice until I looked it up, I feel stupid now
Release. If you drop it at nise you're a fag.
Holy crackers, I never knew I had such good taste.
This is my favorite site. Now I can easily make everyone look at my shit tastes.
Now you can see an example of ideal taste on a metaphysical level.
I wish you to get drunk in your working pedo-van in a closed garage.
>400 posts in thread
>OP is still samefaggin
>mfw the amount of batfags will go up exponentially come january
enjoy this peace while it lasts
I'll miss Euler moving away forever from the threads in two weeks.