Big girl snu snu
Poor Crabman, looks like he's having a hard time with his parents. They even asked him on when he will get married.
>They even asked him on when he will get married.
I know his pain. A few weeks ago I got into a fight with my mom because she wants grandchildren. Somehow it really upsets me that I hate women and would rather die than date one.
That's bullshit. Also, i understand, but get marry isn't a objective in the live. Poor Crabman.
I know that feel. My mom's pretty chill with it though and just wants me to do whatever makes me happy
Stereotypes, Anon. Stereotypes. There's more that "get marry", "get money" and "get bitches".
Fuck, this is other theme.
Lala the best.
It compensates for her lacking eye.
Das ist die Realität!
Manako has nothing to envy her.
The real question is when is the next anko-san of the deep sea fish chapter?
I would rather make this Snek a mother.
I want to raise a family with Miia.
Will there be lala tiddies in the upcoming chapter?
Polt's belly is toned and firm, which shows off her perfect vagina bones, but it's still soft because of her fur.
That means that Polt has the best belly
Other monsters, are you even trying?
She's for cuddles and hugs!
And if you bully her (and if you're tall), grab her head to a height she can't reach and
kiss her in the cheeks and mouthseveral times!
And then return her head. When she puts her head into her neck,
kiss her again by surprise
>not saving every halfway-decent OC encountered
The best belly award goes to Miia.
>tightness and firmness that comes from just slithering around
>wide hips and defined vagina bones
>can kiss it without getting fur in your mouth
A few months ago my old man asked me if I liked women.
I glared at him and asked what did that fucking mean.
He began to argue about how I haven't had kids yet or gotten married.
I'm fucking 22 and a full-time student and have had many girlfriends and he still thinks I'm gay for not having kids yet.
>the vanilla doujin still hasn't been scanned either.
Wasn't the last one about a super spooky sleepover?
Where do you live, Nebraska?
Pretty much everywhere in this hick state I live in gets married at 18 and has kids by 20. I'm barely 24 and people around here are already wondering why I'm not getting married yet.
I've got shit to do first, Jesus.
Why the hell would you WANT kids in your 20's? I'm 23 and I'm finishing my senior year at college and working part time. Best to get ones life together before that clusterfuck
Fuuck, I heard of it but I wasn't sure if it was real. I need this in my life.
>mfw i married a girl who got her tubes tied
Cerea has two bellies that she keeps toned with cardio every morning and she won't die of a heart attack from nut eating veggies. Other MonMusus might as well pack up and go home.
I live in California, and I'm not even white.
I'm Mexican, and still got called gay for not being married or having kids at 22 by my old man. It wasn't even a "What are you going to do with your life?" like my mother did, it was full on "Do you even like women!?"
I don't see this as a win in any way.
I want daughterus to mess with my hair and draw on my face and to attend their tea parties.
>worried about the single mom even though im the man whore
In all seriousness our marriage has lasted longer than "pure" marriages and shes fiercely loyal, so theres that i suppose. Rockin body though.
What'll you do when she files the divorce for whatever reason and sweeps half of your shit away? Not being insulting, I just want to know your backup plan because no matter how sweet the sugar tastes now, there's always a chance of it coming back around and giving you type 2 diabetes.
>tfw no kobold wife to keep you warm while on shift
END THIS FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME SO I CAN GO HOME AND DOODLE TITTIES, NORMIE SCUM
I thought it was because those supervillain mooks from the Crystal skull caper ambushed him at the game and broke his phone.
Work with me here, this is Hollywood-level writing.
>there will never be a spin-off manga with Ms. Smith and a harem of
>there will never be a spin-off manga with Ms. Smith and a harem of shota monster-boys
I am okay with that.
Guys doing gay things is wrong.
> Write a best selling, popular manga that sells a shit ton
> Parents still not satisfied
Sounds about right. Poor guy.
>Get into bed and wife asks if she should bark and wag her tail
>I draw you're drawing more of that dog woman. Would you prefer me to bark and wag at you when you come to bed?
>Should i put on ears?
>Maybe ill vlah blah blah blah
>my face the entire time
I tell my friend this all the time, but I fucking love the internet.
Im too tired to play fuck fuck games. I had sex yesterday and I JUST WANT TO SLEEP AND SHE WONT SHUT UP AND STOP SAYING WORST GIRL MEMES
>SHE WONT SHUT UP AND STOP SAYING WORST GIRL MEMES
Who's worst girl again?
Not this one
You can either
A. Put a fucking muzzle on her.
B. Fuck her like a dog until she's panting like one.
C. Stop being a whiny faggot.
D. All of the above.
Tha's not an empty bench. Now this, this is an empty bench.
I doodle at indoor posts.
>Wife poking me in the face and asking me whats so special about Goo women and if i feel sexually attracted to Jello
Thats it. Im fucking done. Im sleeping on the floor.
>>Wife poking me in the face and asking me whats so special about Goo women and if i feel sexually attracted to Jello
Your wife is funny
Also... Why have you a girlfriend? Hey, i don't say that one must have a girlfriend to have only babies. This would be stupid, but be in your situation... is bothering. You must know, what you indeed want. Oh shit, that is other theme.
Hey, super Anon. You would have a Kobold wife. Please...
>worst girl this year
>dressed as miia
I fucking cant
>Cerea will never sexually dominate you
>she will never force you to lick her hooves
>she will never humiliate you by forcing you to literally kiss her big plump horse rump
>she will never mock your tiny human cock and tell you that you could never ever please her
>she will never casually slap your face around with her tail
>she will never reward you for being such a good beta human sub by letting you eat out her majestic horsepussy
>those cascades of beautiful, flowing red hair
>Haven't been in a Monmusu thread since the season ended
Well excuuuuuse me
>Centaurs in general
Don't delude yourself. There are fags of all kinds here, the Bina, Polt, and Snek fags are just the most vocal.
Being a Suufag feels so nice
Polygamy would go against quite a lot of the girls wishes. Can you imagine that Miia, Cerea or Rachnera would be satisfied having to share Kimihito for the rest of their lives?
I mostly just lurk if I'm not drawing something. There's only so many times you can post "I want to marry this horse" before everyone's seen it.
>This shit again
>Miia would be bullied into the idea - she'd be the only one that truly would dislike it at first
>Cerea could be convinced she's fulfilling a knight's duties
>Rachnee doesn't give a fuck
>Suu doesn't give a fuck
>Papi doesn't give a fuck
>Mero would be cool with it
>Lala is end game winner
And that's a pretty nice picture.
Oh god, there are eight fucking moth in my room I don't know what the fuck do, help
>Miia would be bullied into it
Or she would just leave. I can't possibly imagine her staying, willingly or no, if she had to share darling until one of them died
>Rachnee doesn't give a fuck
Yeah, i really think she would
Actually I'm taking inspiration from this mostly. Didn't really want to tie it directly to the harem. But hey, creative process might change
Does one of them look like this?
Close your window, you fucking animal
>She would just leave
You think she would just give up Darling just like that? Have you even read the manga or at least watched the anime?
>My fan fiction
Cute. She's more than tolerated the living conditions so far.
This answer is always belly-dancing when it's an option.
>She's more than tolerated the living conditions so far.
Except she still get's completely jealous whenever someone gets close to Darling. Her Mom's chapter wasn't that far back and that was all about how she wants Darling to herself.
Fuck, damn typo. What I meant to say is that she is going to be a soccer mom, but I was unsure if she should go the way of "oooh let me see if my old dance outfit still fits and dance for my hubby" or "husband giving hot oil massage while they're both home alone". Of course the single mom is still an option.
>all about how she wants Darling to herself
That's almost every girl in the harem, you realize. They all have their own personal reasons to want Darling to themselves. Whether its Miia's lust for him, Cerea's master shit, Mero's Little Mermaid, Suu being the best or Papi knowing she wants to be by his side. But then we have lots of shit in which Crab is trying to give more credence towards the harem end for all the girls. That's him developing their relationships with each other. I also think it's the reason why Darling went on dates with two of them before the Lala reveal.
After the anime aired it became really annoying. There were never so many posts of
>I want to marry this snek
Have you? In the most recent chapters she comes around to wanting the Darling to be hers
Hell, she started wanting him way back when he and Miia were on their date at the aquarium
>Have you read the manga
Mero's little mermaid you fucking cunt. Just the last chapter we had Mero reminiscing about that shit realizing she doesn't want to have a tragic ending. Did you even read chapter fucking 37? It's only the last page in which she went crazy.
Nigger, read the fucking manga. I'm tired of discussing this shit with faggots that don't even read this series.
>This manga is totally going to end with Darling and the girls deciding to be in a non-binary poly-amorous multi-polygamous progressive state of neo-matrimony!
There are people who really think this is what's going to happen?
Do you also think Darling is going to start identifying as a non-binary otherkin?
He's probably talking about "Can Suu be the best?"
That wasn't really wanting him for herself, that was her realizing "holy shit, maybe getting keked isn't the best thing in the world"
Mero doesn't want to be his only one. There's always another girl in her fantasies. Even after the latest chapter she still wants Miia in there somewhere.
>read the manga
holding hands, and passionately kissing.
Did you niggers not read the chapter you are talking about where the last page is LITERALLY her still wanting to get keked?
>Willing to die for Darling
>Implying a harem end would make her outright leave
If you want to just post about your waifu, please go to /mgg/
Pic related. Her outburst at the end was a comedic jab at how she's been represented in the last 30 some chapters.
>Man, imagine being in a relationship
Could've just ended there, anon.
>This will be even worse
Crabman kind of wrote himself into a corner. No matter who Darling ends up with, he's going to be hurting someone.
If it's a solo ending, most of the other girls will be heartbroken
If it's a harem end, it would go against a lot of character development if ALL of the girls just laid down and acepted it
If it ends before Darling chooses, Crabman will probably get lynched
>Crabman kind of wrote himself into a corner. No matter who Darling ends up with, he's going to be hurting someone.
This is true of every fuck harem that has ever existed.
Are you people new to manga or something?
So let me get this straight. You think that because she was willing to die for him she wouldn't leave him, but you think that she could be "bullied" into settling for sharing him? And you think this could not be a miserable ending for her? You're delusional.
>Her outburst at the end was a comedic jab at how she's been represented in the last 30 some chapters.
So more headcanon and fanficion? Mero states that she want's Miia as the side girl. If you interpret that as some joke and that she really wants darling to herself then you're delusional.
>Man, imagine being in a relationship with a lamia
You could have just stopped there.
I have been thinking about how lovely cuddling with a Lamia would be, for about 10 years before Monster Musume was a twinkle in Okayado's eye.
And it's been hurting me that whole time ever since.
Oh of course. But Centaurs have the worst culture.
Crab has no intention of pissing off any of the fan bases of the girls. This is mentioned every time this discussion is had. He'll either make it harem end or make it
>My never ending life with monster girls
in which Darling never gets married
I'm delusional and you're the one that thinks the girl who was willing to die with him to be with him would leave him because the harem she's been living on continues.
nigger, she says 10 pages previous that she wants to live happily ever after with her dear sir. Are you too retarded to interpret Crab's obvious jokes? The stars in her eyes? She's fondling Miia while she's suddenly gone completely crazy over tragedy? It's the same type of joke as Miia can't cook and Suu rapes everyone. He's setting this shit up for every fucking girl. Why is it this difficult to understand a straight forward harem manga?
>I will never cuddle with a lamia
>I will never lay against a centaur's horse belly
>I will never spoon a harpy
>I will never have a small tub next to my bed where a slime will sleep, for fear of digesting me
>I will never have an arachne lovingly wrap me up and have her cuddle my web wrapped body
I can't think of anything for Mero
The only way he could manage a harem ending is if he has Darling announce he has plans to marry all of them, and then proceed to go through several chapters to convince each of the more unwilling girls that despite what happens, he will love each of them equally, and unconditionally.
I should make it clear, I do mean several chapters.
He could not just go
>I'mma marry all of you now
And all of them go
At least one of them would be just a little bit reluctant to the idea.
Joke or not you've got no definitive proof that Mero is completely over her tragedy fetish and wants Darling to herself.
The chapter ends with her going full tragedy mode and asking Miia to be the mistress while the others comment that she's still a tragedy freak. Even if it's a joke why end on that if she's completely done with it?
It would be the exact same as the date chapters. In fact, it would make most sense to have the conflict be miia or cerea or both not being up for the idea and requiring convincing.
Because she's not completely done with tragedy. It's her thing. She thinks up random tragedies and then wants to fuck. Remember when she almost drowned him? Her tragedy was being a widow with three kids. Nothing to do with mistresses.
Couple more generations. Need to get the bishie centaur numbers up first. I'm thinking you want at least a six to one ratio against hulk-stallions before you can assure zero fatalities.
Like you said, she can have tragedy without involving other girls. I'd say that if she's still imagining a scenario involving a mistress then she's not opposed to sharing darling and doesn't necessarily want him to herself.
>people actually think it's fair to the girls to all be his wives and that he can love them all equally
>people actually think Darling would be okay with doing that to them
>people actually think Mia, Cerea, and Rachnee could ever be okay with that
These people are lying to themselves.
They don't want to accept the fact that some of the character's feelings will be hurt while one character is happy, so they want the whole cast to be miserable.
They want all previous character-development to be thrown-out to accommodate this, though.
No, every girl has/will have a moment where they express their desire to have him to themselves. Miia, mero, papi, and cerea have expressed this. Suu has indirectly said it during the marriage marriage chapter. We still need conflict for rachnee and lala in some form and then properly from suu.
Also regarding mero, I noticed each of her tragedies so far has been based upon what just happened in the chapter
>first wants to be side girl because miia is fighting her for number 1
>then wants to be widow because of death
>now wants to be main girl because of her shitty mother
I'm not saying she wouldn't be okay with harem ending. I'm just saying that crab is purposely giving each girl a chapter in which conflict causes them to say they want darling
What the fuck is this logic?
>rush ending of one girl winning is good
>rush ending of them all winning is bad
>they've all shown they're pretty happy in their current living circumstances
>this means they'll suddenly be immediately miserable if that doesn't change
Mero's tragedies might be different depending on the chapter, but up until chapter 37 she wanted Miia to win with her as the mistress.
Crabman might have given her the reason to shoot for the first spot, but it's not said that Mero no longer wants extras in the relationship and the joke at the end may show that she still the same as ever just with a position switch.
I mean, you know how when MC in Jitsu wa confessed to Dumbpire, he had to say to the Alien girl that he loved Dumbpire and needed help confessing to her?
The Alien girl cried a little, sure, but in the end she was happy letting him be happy.
Something like that would be fine, right?
>they've all shown they're pretty happy in their current living circumstances
>this means they'd still be happy if they were all married to him and he was having sex with all of them
>they've shown to be relatively happy living as friends
>that means they'll also be happy all getting keked like a bunch of Mormons in Utah
>He thinks that's even plausible
It isn't. That would legitimately be the stupidest, most depressing way to end a manga-series ever.
>rush ending of one girl winning is good
That was never said. A bad rushed ending is never okay.
>rush ending of them all winning is bad
The logic behind this is that Harem ends tend to be rushed and written poorly because they tend ignore the character development that has happened so far.
I don't have faith in Crabman to write a convincing harem end.
I should clarify.
I mean it's the most plausible in the sense that it's not really plausible, but it's the best thing as far as HAREM ROUTE ends go.
Personally, I want Miia to win. Though having one of the other two primary girls would be fine too.
Crab has said he plans to keep Monster Musume going as long as possible and has no plans to end it any time soon.
You should all quit focusing on being so fatalistic.
Also, based Crab.
>We're just agreeing with each other at this point anon
Are we? I believe that Mero is still the same as ever. Aren't you trying to say that there's a possibility Mero may now want Darling to herself ? Or am I misunderstanding?
It seems like the only girls serious about the marriage are horse, snek, jello, and fish. Spider just wants to use him as a fuck toy, bird is just like "lel whatever I love him," and literally who just came out of nowhere.
>They all are serious marriage candidates.
This is what Papi, Suu and Lala-fags actually believe.
If you mean the pages where she talks about the little mermaid then please address what she says at the end of the chapter.
Mero can have tragedies without involving a third person in the relationship as shown by the widow fantasy, and yet she still has tragedies involving a mistress. Joke or not that's still there.
Again, circumstantial. But We need one more tragedy fantasy to confirm it. But I doubt crab would go against the development style he's using. Especially not in the same chapter.
>We need one more tragedy fantasy to confirm it.
That's fair. Personally I think that it's just become a role reversal with Miia now as the mistress because I can't see Mero giving it up so easily since her whole race is full of tragedy freaks.
Maybe Darling just happens to have many similar shirts and pairs of pants and it just looks like she's just doing the same ones.
No. If she did then it wouldn't be a naked apron.
Then those aren't real naked aprons. You have to go commando.
They were perfect before. Now they're too big for Miia's frame.
>your son makes an extremely internationally popular manga
>your son's manga spawns an extremely internationally popular anime
>it's weird sexual fetish-shit about fucking girl monsters
I was a skellington in my younger days. No longer as scrawny as I was back then, but I'm certainly nowhere near the "huffing after climbing one flight of stairs" stereotype of /a/.
>I'm certainly nowhere near the "huffing after climbing one flight of stairs" stereotype of /a/.
>tfw you are pretty near this stereotype
Another wonderful thing I will never get to experience with a Lamia.
Channel that rage into working out. Hell, just standing and sitting down will turn fat into muscle if you do enough reps of it. Just don't blow out a knee doing it. Do it for your waifu, whoever she might be(unless it's Suu, she could probably digest fat cells, providing you are willing to walk around skinless for a while).
>All this Lala love
I requested some art of her a week or so ago, did it ever get done? I don't even know who the artist was, but I requested something like Lala holding her head out for a kiss.
Sweet cyclops dreams to you!