Late Night Christmas Cake Thread.
>You will never fuck a christmas cake gyaru dark(?) elf office lady.
why is reality so shit?
>tfw 25+ year old women are now your peers
don't get old kids ;_;
>I'm gonna need you to stay late tonight.....that'd be great.
You're too cruel Anon.
only in white.
because darkies are inherent sluts who want to tempt man.
flat old hags are too sad and not rad, what are you, my dad?
Except pic related, she's a sexy hag.
Why are there so few series centered around the relationship between an older woman and younger boy?
The one movie we got in recent memory had an ambiguous non-ending.
>700+ years old
That's beyond Christmas cake, she is on Last Supper level.
I'd still eat her.
Sella is great, but I'd rather have Liz.
Not as a maid of course, because Liz is super lazy.
If cakes are so great, how come
>they never win a bowl
>there isn't a series where they're serious contenders
>there isn't a harem centered around cakes
>there isn't a cake character that isn't a total joke or unapproachable strongbitch
Hi, I've lived 6 years in Japan and I'd like to ask why people use the word "christmas cake" here like it's a normal term?
It's a very heavily insulting word, only used by few women-hating grandpa's there, not used in positive context ever.
There seems to be some misunderstanding going on this board. Don't use it about characters you like. Now you know.
>YFW 25 years old woman is too young for you.
Where has the time gone?
No, Wizards bake Cakes. That's their main power, to bring Cakes into existence. They spend their time around young women and put them off of men for so long they become Cakes.
christmas keikis become wicked sorceresses who pretend to be bakers in order to tempt cute younger lads into their gingerbread houses with copious use of seductively voiced ara ara~s and offering them free delicious cupcakes/muffins
Right. Women past the age of 25 in real life lose their soft looking skin usually, they don't have that youthful glow anymore, they are usually married, they don't normally dress out of the norm or they wear normiecore, and if she isn't married or in a relationship shes probably fugly. And career women can usually afford fancy creams and products to make themselves appear younger so they might actually have an edge over unemployed cakes even though the stress wears them down.
senpai you need to start projecting your anime tastes onto 3DPD so that you can get pussy one day because if you find an anime waifu in real life even if the chances are slim you can still say you found a real waifu. Isn't that what anime is all about?
No fuck off, these threads aren't for discussing your pigs faggot. If you want to be a normalfag go somewhere else or keep it to yourself
Of course the one trying to argue this point are using nigger twitter speech even though it's filtered.
I cannot stand Christmas Cakes any more. They always, always suffer in anime and manga and I just cannot bear to watch that. I just want a story where a young man falls in love with an older woman and lives happily ever after with her.
And UQH better not do this.But without the terrible baggage of being his mother.
I found my anime waifu in real life. She was an Asian/White mix and she was a 10/10. Long hair, nice eyes, everything was fire senpai desu. Then one day 3DPD waifu left me for college and broke up with me then she found 3D Chad and now all I have left is my animes. Atleast animes will never leave me.
>You will never make a cake get flustered
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Anime was a mistake.
It raised the expectations for women beyond any possibly achievable standard, and created a crowd of entitled permavirgins who think they deserve a 9/10 even though they are a 5/10
Shuffle Essence + when? What I got in Really Really only left me wanting more.
>3D Printed Waifu
Would she be 3DPD or 2D-3D Wonderful? I'm confused now...would they even look the same as their anime counterpart or would they look all jacked up thanks to the eyes, hair, etc. now translating well?
Wait, what? I thought I already had the definitive English Shuffle game. Where did this come from!?
It's from Really? Really!, a fan disk sequel to Shuffle. It's translated fully in English and Nadeshiko has a mini route in it. You should definitely read it if you have the chance.
Nope. I've been waiting for it ever since I finished both Tick Tack and Really Really. It has to come out sooner or later.
I need my Kareha route.
Why do Christmas cakes always have big tits. The size of cakes breasts should be distributed the same as all other female characters. Boobs don't continue to grow as you age, especially if you don't have children.
>turning 25 at the end of the month
>still not married
I'm still mad she got snubbed in Negima for homolusting tournament arcs.
>Why are there so few series centered around the relationship between an older woman and younger boy?
Let me start out by saying that I'm into older women and various related fetishes, so I'm not trying to ridicule anyone here for their tastes: I share them with you.
That said, relationships like these are impossible because they're an evolutionary abomination. Like it or not, biologically speaking women are hypergamous ie. they will always date, marry and fuck "up". This is only natural, as it is a womans instinct to look for the best mate who can give her child good genes as well as provide for him. On the other hand we have the male desire for dominance, which is simply the desire to appeal to hypergamous women. This is also why men will never stick up for eachother in the same way women do (muh feminism, muh patriarchy): male-male competition is part of evolution, sadly.
In the light of the above, older women dating younger men is seen as somply fetishistic that only has a real presence on porn websites. Evolutionarily speaking, a woman dating a younger man is almost always dating down: younger men almost always have less money, less power, less social influence and thus worth less, while a woman always wants to date someone better than her. Conversely, not all older women age well which means most have nothing to offer to young men who desire youth and beauty (even us guys like older women who age well ie. retain youthful looks).
So why are anime about older women and younger men so uncommon? Because it's an evolutionary abomination and only a tiny minority of the anime watching audience is even into it in the first place. That said, I've foun that there are many more manga with this relation dynamic than anime, probably because manga can sustain themselves with a much smaller audience due to relatively low production costs. Unbalance x Unbalance (technically manwha), Sensei Lock-On and Oyomegatari are just a few I could name.
>Like it or not, biologically speaking women are hypergamous ie. they will always date, marry and fuck "up". This is only natural, as it is a womans instinct to look for the best mate who can give her child good genes as well as provide for him.
But we're not animals driven by instinct.
>This is also why men will never stick up for eachother
Yes, brotherhoods, guilds and all of that never existed.
Can Christmas Cakes love other Christmas Cakes?
>But we're not animals driven by instinct.
Not entirely, but to a large degree we are. Especially women, who are emotional before they are rational.
>Yes, brotherhoods, guilds and all of that never existed.
You know what's great about those historical companionships that seem to have gone out of fashion? They're all-male. This is for the same reason why even today many countries elite units reject women even if they pass all the tests: throwing women into an all-male group instantly changes the dynamics of that group. I'm sure most of us had it happen: you have a bunch of bros you meet up with, a woman infiltrates the group and suddenly everything changes. Eventually she dates one of the guys and drama ensues, perhaps the group even ends up losing that guy.
If this kind of male-male competition happens in an elite unit, said unit is fucked. This is why a sense of brotherhood almost always arises in the abence of women.
The above is also the reasoning behind "bros b4 hoes", something more men should keep in mind.
>Two lonely women in their late 20s
>Both career-driven gogetters who never really paid attention to men
>They're starting to feel lonely, but have no idea where to start picking up young men
>They try bars but they don't like the sleazy mood and have no idea how to approach young men in the first place
>They decide to "practice" with eachother, just to dull the pain until a good man comes along
But what would happen if said order encountered another order made only of women?
Nothing more disgusting than women who are younger than me but look older than me.
How hard would you marry a cake?
>tell me more about your chinese cartoons anon
If anyone's still here, there's an album full of older ladies
But that's essentially the perfect height for a woman, and I am around the king of manlets height of 5'10(178 cm).
makes for better kids, I surely wouldn't want to bring a son that's much shorter than me into this world