Annie is love
Annie is life
Annie means the world
Annie a miracle of the universe
Annie might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out
Erwin is love.
Erwin is life.
Erwin means the world to manlet.
Shotawin a miracle of Lolivi's universe.
Erwin might've sent some fodders to their death, but he's still a beautiful commander inside and out.
>never posted first in a thread he didn't make himself
>calls himself a 'bot'
Admit it, you're a closet ErwLfag, right?
If this is a real restaurant and not some shitty spin off like Chuugakkou. Then this is a terrible idea, it'll be dead in 1-2 months. I can already tell the food is shit by the pictures, the headline 'Colossal Cake' Looks severely over battered and dry.
>he doesn't know about fujo cafes being extremely popular
As you could guess from the EL pandering, that's exactly their target.
As an ErwLfag, I don't care about shitty merch. Only EL fujos think putting manlet next to Eren on a magazine spread means they're dicking each other in canon. As long as I keep on getting ErwL interaction in the manga and slight pandering from editor-kun, I'm a happy fag.
Of course but then I need to add Historia and Sasha too since you know little Asian ladies. I'm worried they might be not able to do it so I have to just settle with cutesy stuff.
Not that anon.
Gudmundr or something sounding like it.
Norse Ruler of Titans. Said to be furry.
>Guðmundr (Old Norse, sometimes anglicised as Godmund) was a semi-legendary Norse king in Jotunheim in Finnmark, ruling over a land called Glæsisvellir, which was known as the warrior's paradise.
Reminder that there is no person in the universe that has more intimate memories with Historia than Eren.
I bet he saw her lolicunny during the private handholding memory sessions they shared.
Reminder that Mikasa and Eren not only have the most intimate memories...
But also the most naughty ones aswell.
>They can only see coordinate memories
Frieda visited Historia after she became a co-ordinator.
Doubt it, they've only been together for like what, 1 and a half year as childrens?
They do when it's Isayama who drew them.
How does someone significantly better than Isayama manage to make shitlet look even more retarded than he normally looks
Still the greatest ErwL masterpiece ever made.
No probably not, she'll always love Eren. Then again she'll never get to see EH fucking like rabid rabbits because it will never happen.
Decent post though... for a shit poster at least... I guess.
No, the question is would she would accept it and embrace being a kek or would she snap, kill the bimbong and rape Eren.
The last ones covers have better composition.
Because Erwin was holding hands with Hanji.
Armin's name means warrior, by the way.
I like the name Jeremie for him. He looks like a Jeremie.
He said their bond would change forever, doesn't necessarily mean they'll stop being friends.
Not an EArfag but he actually subtly hinted at the opposite happening.
Shit, I forgot about Gudmundr. I was so focused on the Utgard-Loki parallels.
You mean like this Jeremie?
Hanjo would ravish the manlet for a bag of dog food.
I would have given loliHanji a dollar for her lunch.
That's expensive. Historia only charged Eren 10 yen for sex.
Eren doesn't care about any of those. He loves only about pic related.
>you never have sex training with Annie
>you will never have gay romance with your cute bro Armin
>you will never tell Historia she's amazing and hold hands with her
I want to be Eren ;_;
Yes, actually. There's some decent art with them.
Which female Shingeki do you think would be the best cook realistically?
Depends on what kind of art you want.
Apparently Sasha and Mikasa are good cooks according to the character interviews from a couple of years back.
Eren even asked Mikasa once to cook for him a special dish his mom uses to make or something, but Mikasa's best dish is a pheasant stew that her mother used to make.
Mikasa...Y-You wouldn't hurt me, would you? I thought...you were...my friend...
Eren is handsome, sweet, kind, and strong. He is the perfect husband. Shut your mouth.
Relax, Armin. I would never hurt you. Why would I hurt Eren's best friend and my future butler?
>waking up every morning to Mikasa's cooking
Eren is living the life desu senpai
Historia is a shit cook.
Ymir apparently makes delicious cookies.
There is something really fucking unnerving and punchable about his face in that drawing. I feel the intense desire to shove my cock down his throat, piss, and then beat him with a belt until he passes out from the pain.
Good at cooking, singing and fighting this girl doesn't have any weakness. The Kim Jong-il of SnK. Can't wait what other things they are going to add for her because this might turn out hilarious.
Only if you're into little girls. Real men should always look like pic related or Erwin.
They do look alike, just add the eagle nose and give his voice back to Reiner.
Eren what is this.
Why has dreamfag not delivered yet.
Oh sweet baby jesus they musta killed him er somethin'.
Apparently she likes shopping for things for Eren and Armin since she doesn't tends to shop for herself. Oh and she finds washing her scarf in warm water calming and she likes making it fluffy.
Holy shit go gouge your eyes out and kill yourself. I won't take this insult lying down, I'll come fight you, fucking blind tasteless faggot.
Apparently Europe isn't diverse enough for you. What fucking part of a blonde haired, blue eyed man seems "Arabic" to you?
Apparently it seems to be a bit of a running gag that Mikasa treats Armin as a child
hers and Eren'sso it wouldn't surprise me if she wanted to spoil him sometimes.
Also it was mentioned once he is apparently her best friend, so she does seem to tend to waste time on him.
This is the alternate universe where the nazis won.
I'm not sure if that's cute or just sad and pathetic.
What is there to be friends with when it comes to Mikasa? That's still kawaii though, that she cares about him.
The manliest. Pic related is when he was 15.
Armin is always referred to as both Eren AND Mikasa's childhood best friend, and has sasuga been stated to be Mikasa's actual only other friend aside from Eren. You are correct, anon. :)
It is okay, she already has a shit reputation around here anyway in the last few months.
But yes she does seem to care quite a bit about Armin and seems more than willing to comfort him when in pain, like after his first kill.
I think Isayama kind of made a point to emphasise her waifu-like behaviour outside of the manga, like with the cooking and singing and mending clothes.
So yes, some of this information sometimes seems like a contrast to her otherwise stoic personality.
Yes. You are ignorant of history or you probably weren't taught this in the West. You can look it up if you put Hitler and Islam in google right now but you're too lazy and ignorant to learn something that contradicts your worldview.
I know, fuku-chan. That is rather adorable the more I think about it. I guess Mikasa has a side to her that hasn't really been shown in the manga.
I think she needs to be separated from Eren more. She blooms as a character and as a human being when she's forced to interact with people who aren't Eren. We got to see that tender side of her when she was genuinely worried about Armin and comforted him both when he was vomiting and when Hanji told the crew they were relieved of their crimes. Err, whatever happened in image related.
Does seeing your husbando beat up get you off, Jean?
>Erwin and Hanji actually do fit together very well.
Look, I know I said that Erwin is the most unattractive male for the in-universe females since he's a war veteran / cripple, but good Lord, not even he deserves to end up with Mr.Hans.
I guess she makes for a good listener and has a down to earth attitude about most things outside of Eren. And Armin mentioned a couple of times how Mikasa has good instincts of perceiving danger and very similar things. Besides, this might be just me but I find her occasional deadpan humour rather endearing.
I doubt Mikasa would kill Armin unless absolutely necessary in order to defend Eren, but as Armin is no immediate threat to Eren as he is phisically inferior, I doubt Mikasa would ever have to kill him, maybe just restrain him.
>implying I am a LM shit shipper
How about no?
And yes she tends to be given more attention when Eren is not around but like in the last 2 chapters, I felt like she was shown sort of interacting with the squad outside of Eren, like smiling with Armin, not interviening in JE's fight and so on. It is not necessarily about distance from Eren as much as Isayama forgetting her in the background.
Why do they favorite such lewd things?
That's his waifu so of course she's good.
What kind of porn does each Shingeki watch/is into? I'll start:
Erwin - Handjobs, footjobs, blowjobs, ___jobs, college girls, BDSM ropes and sex dungeons
Levi - High quality missionary/vanilla porn only
Hanji - Scat, piss, sweat, grease, BBW, anything disgusting and horrid
Eren - Gay blowjobs, gay masturbation, soft gay anal
Armin - Masturbation, squirting, sybians, BDSM/choking/gagging/hair pulling, Asian girls
Mikasa - Brown haired boys, big dicks, spanking
Jean - Asian girls, BBW, anal sex, size queens
Connie - Orgies and nothing else
Sasha - Foodplay, petplay, BDSM
Reiner - Amateur porn that's usually shot by college students, gay orgies, public sex
Bert - Shemales, pissing, faux-rape, handjobs, blowjobs
Annie - Mutual masturbation, soft BDSM, spanking, anal
Ymir - Vanilla lesbian porn
Historia - Hardcore screaming orgasm lesbian porn
It gave us scenes like pic related so it wasn't complete garbage.
Connie is the biggest pervert of them all.
Every single thing you wrote is wrong and deluded. I don't even know what the fuck some of those things mean. 'Sybians'? You're into some seriously fucked up shit, Mr. "If it has lesbians and gore, I love it".
Nah it was almost complete garbage. The best thing about that show was probably the OST, though it's still inferior to Katou's older works like Horizon. And some swimming scenes looked nice I guess.
Ha! Good one.
Eren - Searches how to get hard, why can't I get hard, viagra didn't work, help
Just because you don't agree doesn't make it a shitpost.
Missionary/vanilla sex of any orientation, bud.
Stop it, you're making me ship them. ;_;
You're confusing me with someone else. I'm an Arminfag/Anniefag. I don't post here often.
It gave me best boy and his waifu and that's enough for me. Not all anime need to be 3deep5u.
Erwin: Tall guys fucking manlets
Levi: See above
Eren: Short blondes and hand holding
Armin: BDSM / Torture,
Mikasa: White male on Asian female, spanking
Jean: Kekold, fit girls, domination
Sasha: Short, smart blonde boys
Reiner: Older men and lanklets
Bert: Kekold, short blondes
Ymir: Scissoring and domination
Historia: Orgies and CP
jealous Mankasa detected
She hold hands in public
Mikasa - finds pics of tan guys fucking asian girls and shoops Eren's face and her face onto the pics
Jean - pretty much everything, he's a filthy perv
Reiner - muscular gay porn
Bort - he would try to google short blonde girl porn but quickly close out before he sees the results
Annie - Reads erotic novels
Armin - Agreed with BDSM, rule34 of his favorite childhood cartoons
Sasha - Food Network
Historia - kitten videos on YouTube
Ymir - lesbo porn preferably with tall girl and short girl
Eren - can't get hard, would probably cry if he saw porn
I agree but to me the positive of getting to know this amazing young man and seeing his pure and selfless love for his waifu overwrite everything else.
Armin with short hair
and consequently a less punchable facewhen?
That's just Histoira's natural motherly instincts starting to act up now that she has Eren's baby in her belly. You might experience it too one day, if you get enough money for artificial insemination.
Erwin – tender loving sex holding hands and whispering vanilla things, I don’t see him so needy of rough shit when he is dealing with that everyday
Manlet – fetish things, barely involving sexual acts
Hanji – kinky sex with acrobatic positions, she is really curious about anal and toys because science
Eren – he barely knows about sex he thinks a lingerie catalogue is the most hardcore shit
Armin – he reads pornography and is into BDSM
Mikasa – dom/sub kink
Jean - NTR
Connie – see Eren
Sasha - Foodplay, accent play
Reiner – big dudes dicking androgyny people
Bert - femdom
Annie – daddy kink, submission
Ymir - lesbian turning straight gay
Historia – same as Connie and Eren
Those two were like a generic bad yaoi couple to me, but different opinions I guess. Not that the others were any better.
>all this Ymir misunderstanding
He wants porn of black women being dominated by muscular white men (to represent him and Bert). Ever since he ran away with the two, these were his dreams.
Probably not since by age 3 her children would be as tall as her and could beat her up.
>Mother's name is a feminine form of the Spanish name Carlos but is still reasonably popular as a female name in English speaking countries
>Father's name is an Eastern European variant of Gregory
>Last name is German as fuck
>Give your child a Turkish name
What the fuck? Realistically speaking Eren probably isn't Turkish in any shape or form besides the name.
Yes, but Ymir would be there to protect the children and take the belt away. Mikasa would be the worst mother though. Annie and Sasha would be best. Ymir would suck at the whole emotions thing but would never hit her kids or call them names.
I know right? Make it happen, Isayama. I want to be able to look at him in panels and not be filled with rage.
>not self-inserting as Rin and living the dream
But she already has a beautiful tsundere tomboy daughter to-be in her belly.
Probably not, her own mother was abusive so she would serve like a perfect example of what Historia would avoid acting like. Perhaps she'd use Friedel as a positive example instead as well.
>Yeah, but Ymir
Stopped reading right there, please no delusions. Also if Ymir was there, it would only serve to scare the children,
little kids are spooked by skelens.
True, he's probably just German. For example, my first name is a Russian boy's name
it's Sasha and yes I'm seriouswhile my last name is Italian. I'm less than an 8th Italian and have zero Russian in me and yet here we are. Sasha is a common girls name in my home country of Scotland though. Maybe Sasha is Scottish and that's why people find her accent retarded?
Though it's not usually like this in Europe. In general, people's last names at least represent where they are from. For first names it depends. If it's something like Anna or Christina, it's impossible to tell. But if it's something like Marzia, Dagmar, Ersabet, etc. it'd be obvious.