Which KyoAni character would you spend the rest of your life with?
There is something about Rikka that makes me diamonds.
Tamako so much.
>Comfily running a family mochi store
>Live in an active commercial district with a sense of community
The most interesting part would be If they would accept me as a gaijin. Since there's no way Tamako would ever leave Japan.
There is only one choice. I'd
buildher a house
Azusa and Choi.
I might have to lock Azusa in the house most of the time so I don't have 2 tan gfs though.
Excellent taste good sir.
You made the right
Wanting to spend your life with a retarded person
Tamako. We can run a mochi shop together desu.
>Not one post about 2buta2
Sasuga shit taste /a/
My waifu of course!
This guy gets it
She plays both ways. Use your brain, there are songs that require a pick and others songs that sound better with fingers.
>God I loved that movie.
It's KyoAni's best movie
Best taste in this thread.
I mean you got the show right at least. Just wrong girl.
No, it's fucking not.
Tamako Market is comprised of one cour in which a ridiculous story arc takes place. The forced drama of whether or not she's going anywhere (of fucking course not) is storytelling at its absolute worst.
Remember shy-chan? How Tamako made some big effort to befriend her? Then she literally disappeared from the show. That was it, she added literally nothing, and yet an entire episode was spent on her.
So it's time for a movie cause that garbage is never getting a second cour, so KyoAnus goes full damage control and drops the brown people + bird, believing that was the issue despite the fact that they still had literally no ideas on where to take the plot. None of the side characters had been given any development whatsoever, so there was nothing left but to turn to the self-insert for that easy pandering money.
The result is a mess of a film. Shy-chan, AKA literally who? pops up and says shit like anyone is actually supposed to know who she is, Tamako is mysteriously incapable of doing the simplest trick in the club she's belonged to for all of her school life (I get it, it's a stupid metaphor, and it's garbage), and dipshit boy-next-door throws away all his chances at filmmaking and moving on with his life because his braindead oneitis victim finally realized that she wants to fucking hold hands for three months with him and then get too uncomfortable to continue because she's a literal child in every sense of the word. Hopefully he can make up for the lost time with his schooling, but I seriously doubt that because Japan is cutthroat with that shit and he's going to be stuck making mochi forever like a fucking backwards peasant.
Literal. Garbage. That. Belongs. In. The. Trash.
Some of the best bass players in the history of music use picks. Some do not. Pic related wouldn't sound like he did without one.
Thank you for being there to defend different styles of playing bass. People who say playing with a pick is wrong don't think for themselves.
It's not bait. This is the truth. The emperor is naked, soylent green is people, and every time one of you fucking autists posts about Tamako Market being anything other than literal garbage something inside of me snaps.
It is just a dreadful, dreadful thing and the reason that KyoAni will never do any anime-original work again.
wow. Seriously, I dropped tamako from my backlog because of this post.
Wouldn't expect her to be in threads like this.
>likes carpentry and is autistic
Neat, now tell me literally anything else about your waifu. Oh, you can't? You mean to say... she's a one-dimensional, meaningless character? And you want to spend the rest of your life with her?
Nice to see a lot of Tamako picks, but we all know who is best Maketto, guise..
Who is this again? If I remember right, she was shy at one point, and then she was slightly more comfortable with having friends? I'm sorry, I don't remember that well, could you tell me who she is or what she does?
Alright kids, hold on to your butts because this is about to get ugly. I know some of you dickwheels think your waifu is hot shit, but think again. Let's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.
Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui’s in the same boat as you, Ritsu’s batshit insane, Mio’s high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don’t work and leave you, just like your last girlfriend.
Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can’t entertain any normal person, that’s why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she’s on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.
And another thing. She’s RICH. With Mugi you wouldn’t need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that’s right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you’ll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi’s so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That’s right; she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you’ll NEVER UNDERSTAND. Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying “hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.” So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.
That was my issue, though. Everyone said the love story was great, but I just didn't see any love story. I saw a confession, anxiety regarding a confession, and then a last minute agreement to dating. Nothing about that is a love story. Instead, people should refer to it as "Tamako Adolescent Sexual Anxiety Story", although adding the word sexual would suggest that anything remotely resembling physical contact took place, which of course didn't.
A reason to care. Cute characters in bad shows are the absolute worst part of anime. You have to slog through literal shit to enjoy them. I just wind up resenting them, especially carpentry girl because she's just a caricature of something that could have actually been memorable. Like a cardboard cutout in place of a person, but you pretend to still like it because it's a cute cardboard cutout.
>the OP and ED of Tamako Love Story is a remixed version of Koi no Uta + a Tamako version of Koi no Uta
how is this song so perfect?
Also I want to marry Tamako and make mochi with her every morning
The only people with shit taste here is people who can't appreciate a top-tier SoL.
you haven't seen that one pasta?
basically you claim that there's no love story, but then go on to list a bunch of aspects of love that were a part of the story
love doesn't need a kiss
love doesn't need sex
love is a feeling, and tls captured it excellently
Why do you care so much about what he likes? if you don't agree to it that's fine but you don't have to go out of your way to be a faggot. If something happened to you today and your pissed then let it out buddy were her for you, all of use on /a/ will listen to your cry's but don't take it out on others alright.
Your Friend Anon
Kanna is a very memorable and unique character. Her body language, her voice, and her personality combined are unlike any other anime girl. You haven't even articulated why you dislike her, just that she's "autistic" (which is a meaningless buzzword used to describe characters as disparate as Rikka and Reina) and "one-dimensional" (which is false).
>Ueno is officially going to be a Kyoani girl
how does this make you feel?
>being this angry
I watched Tamako Market/Love Story twice.
The first time I watched it, I though it was a bit boring and Love Story was slightly better.
I rewatched it after seeing about ~200 more anime and now its one of my favorite anime of all time and better than Love Story.
This bespectacled beauty.
>that maid outfit
Funny that you mention that
Nice joke anon, made me laugh. Funny how all these people think this shitposting is serious
What is this piece of cloth called? It's for drawing purpose
Really, I'm the only one?
But Kyoani is basically a waifu factory, there are dozens of perfect choices, so I guess it's okay.
would Sento be a good mother of my children though?
From each series that I've watched:
Haruhi: Yuki or Asakura
Clannad and After Story: Kotomi
Tamako Market: Shiori
Hibike Euphonium: Natsuki
Amagi Brilliant Park: Sento
Kyōkai no Kanata: Izumi
Lucky Star: Akira or Miyuki
Been spending my life with her for 6 years now, OP.
Would play board games with while listening to philosophy crap and fucking his boypussy occasionally.
I wonder if notSaber is going to be a good girl
Best taste in thread.
Why bring niggers into this?
Not that I am black and I hate them as every other good neighbor but I think you have a small penis on par with your shit taste.
Just in case the people with best taste don't have this image already.
>Shouko is going to be a Kyoani girl
who's going to voice her?
>Forgets you every year
Why would you want that?
Yui is the best option
>you will never live in a world full of KyoAni characters
>not wanting to have a cute fun god to go on wacky adventures with
Not nearly enough Haruhi in this thread.
Satoshi was the most well-written character in Hyouka.
>you will never take the Tamako Markets to visit Amagi Brilliant Park
and then go to the love hotel next door
Ui. Because she's perfect as a housewife.
And when we have sex she would roleplay as Yui.
I literally see no downside.
Damn it, you posted my waifu before I did.
younger Izumi is better
Except you literally know NOTHING about her.
Kanye and Sento are lucky people.
Natsuki. She surpasses perfection so there's really no other choice.
Mirai Kuriyama is a miracle of the universe. Too bad I don't have any pictures of her right now.
Watching the movie on my next free day
She has enough sass to be fun and not come off as a bitch. She has her own hobby that she enjoys a lot, which is more than any other girl ever. Even the other ones in the show. She's chill without having to resort to drugs. She's cute. She can be the handyman and I can cook.
for somebody with such a dynamite body, Sento sure is a prude
I dunno, but it wouldn't be retards like Yui, Dekomori and Rikka. No tryhards like Reina and Azusa either. Asuka is a sociopath so no. Chitanda is too KININARIMASU. Haruhi girls and FMP girls are no longer KyoAni to me.
I actually partially agree, I think the movie is highly overrated even though I still enjoyed it. I disagree though that the show sucked and was meaningless. I thought the whole point of the show was to say that Tamako had found her path in life and didn't need no man, but everyone was forcing her into this marriage. It was about the community which was so important to her.
best fairy and waifu
There's 0 physical difference between their characters other than their hair.
The guy is just unlucky. Not only does he lust after a straight guy, but he also has to deal with a canonically fat chick lusting after him.
And Mayaka has it even worse. If they ever get married, she'll probably cry herself to sleep every night waiting for him to come home from work. And since she's not too dumb, she'll probably know that his "overtime" consists of going to love hotels with rentboys.
I missed reading this.
Although I'd still accept batshit insane.
Ritsu can show me that so-called Rose colour life.
This one please
I just want to be silly and have fun with her.
>Spending your entire life with a braindead mentally challenge dolt
N O P E .
I don't have time to make Yui warm bottles of milk, read her bedtime stories, nor change her diapers.
>and dipshit boy-next-door throws away all his chances at filmmaking and moving on with his life because his braindead oneitis victim finally realized that she wants to fucking hold hands for three months with him and then get too uncomfortable to continue because she's a literal child in every sense of the word. Hopefully he can make up for the lost time with his schooling, but I seriously doubt that because Japan is cutthroat with that shit and he's going to be stuck making mochi forever like a fucking backwards peasant.
Now I want a second season. Written by you.
Kumiko is the only choice, though some of the Amagi Girls were pretty good too.
>ctrl+f Makoto and Rei
>KyoAni's best husbandos not posted
Fixed this horrible mistake
How can one studio pump out this many puffy fluffy comfy characters? My blood pressure problem probably got exacerbated by them
I want to be sandwiched by Haru and Ikuya's slender frames and put my
fingerinto their tiny mouths.