Are alien threads still allowed?
>new xeno thread
YES YES YES
Fuck yeah, gonna get to work on finishing up story requests.
Yeah well that was the case when the board was new and no one (including mods/janis) knew what was or wasn't allowed to be posted. Recently though we've had 2 xeno threads and 2 predator threads all with 200 + posts with no posts deleted. With that in mind, plus the current success of the mecha girl thread I think it's pretty safe to say that mods have certainly loosened up a bit to the idea of adopting the threads /d/ has kicked out.
>These things are NOT for fucking
Xenomorphs were 100% designed with sex appeal in mind. Along with everything else Giger ever designed.
Explains why I always feel the need to fap after playing a game with them.
This is a completely normal reaction.
Nothing's more intimate then getting your skull penetrated by a prehensile tongue.
(changed my file because I didn't realize the other one was fur)
>First level of Six's campaign in AvP
>All that xenomorph bondage
By the gods my dick could barely handle it.
I remember when playing through Isolation I purposely ran into the xeno a couple of time just because it's so sexy.
It's a real shame Colonial Marines was a piece of shit. I'm sure I would have enjoyed buying and playing the game had it not been a buggy mess with a worse reputation than any other tripple a game in recent history. I'm sure that could have given me a xenoboner as well had I been bothered to play it.
I fantasize about bondaging the Alien Queen and turning her into a nympho.
I accomplish this through the use of massive sex machines and industrial-grade bondage equipment.
Dominating something much bigger than you is hot.
>It's a real shame Colonial Marines was a piece of shit. 'm sure I would have enjoyed buying and playing the game had it not been a buggy mess with a worse reputation
Very much agreed.
Especially since I have a thing for queens, and she looked pretty awesome in that game. Haven't seen any good vidya action with her since AVP2.
Such a terrible waste.
Yeah queens haven't gotten much limelight in any of the recent alien games. The Matriarch was basically a mcguffin in avp2010, and a queen was completely absent in isolation (unless one showed up in dlc that I didn't play). I have no idea about her overall presence in marines because I never touched it but I'm sure it was shit just like the rest of the game.
Though what with the success of isolation, we might be luckey enough that she gets some real love in another alien game some time in the future.
I hope we get two universes of Alien games.
The ones inspired by Cameron, and the ones inspired by Scott (Isolation-era). There's a lot of history (50 years) between Alien and Aliens that has yet to be explored.
The queen actually had a pretty noticeable role in Marines, as far as a few clips I've seen showed me.
You see her at least three times and fight her two of them.
Although the final boss battle is, of course, a total letdown and not a proper battle.
Yeah, Isolation's success makes me happy too and hopeful about future games.
Haven't played the game yet, though. Maybe I should.
Isolation is a decent enough game so I'd recommend it. My only criticisms would be that the game is noticeably worse when the alien is absent and you're left to deal with androids and humans. That shit's not fun. And the the length is my only other gripe. Then game goes on for about 3 hours longer than it needs to and the story drags really hard towards the end.
I'd say pick it up, enjoy it, play through it once, then never touch it again.
Alright, it sounds reasonably good. Guess I'll give it a shot.
>"This is a movie about alien interspecies rape," O'Bannon said in the documentary Alien Evolution.
I've only seen like one scene of the movie, but I'd hit a Xenomorph if I was guaranteed safety. I heard a rumour that the current design was actually chosen over others due to sex appeal. Is there a source on that?
>Is there a source on that?
I'm unsure if there's any kind of official source on that.
But let's be real, anyone who has eyes can basically confirm it.
>"This is a movie about alien interspecies rape,"
I like how honest and straightforward they are about it.
I don't know anything about the sex appeal thing, although I've heard that it was actually toned down a bit.
Supposedly the Alien was going to have tits (without nipples, mind you), but that was considered too much.
I personally wouldn't find them attractive without tits, just like lizards and dragons. It's something humans are naturally attracted to, and if they have no investment in the character they usually wont see an issue.
I see where you are coming from though. My waifu is literally flat chest and half her pictures have oversized water-balloons that just don't suit her.
because most people can't pull off subtle attractive traits like shapely torsos and legs, let alone doing it with all those Alien details like the ribcage.
i'm fine with both since oversexed monsters have an appeal of their own, but i cling on to pics that pull it off without.
It only really bothers me when they put tits on beings that would make utterly no sense on them.
>mfw Sangheili tits
They lay eggs you fucking faggots why the fuck would they need milk-producing glands when their young would receive necessary nutrition from the materials within their womb-away-from-womb?
I DEMAND SCIENTIFIC ACCURACY.
>receive necessary nutrition from the materials within their womb-away-from-womb
All creatures throughout their embryonic development do whether in or outside of womb until they're born. Nothing special
>why the fuck would they need milk-producing glands
C O N V E R G E N T E V O L U T I O N !
It's so fucking simple there's no point in asking that question over and over again. The rest is pure personal taste.
I'm writing a story about aggressive m human on f sangheili cuddle sex, and I'm gonna lay down some shit. First off, where was it ever stated they lay eggs? I don't remember that from any of the books, games, or animated shorts. Also, it would be really easy for them to suckle. The four mandibles are able to stretch out, allowing them to wrap them around the areola and use the inner mouth to suckle.
The most likely situation is that Sangheili babies are born without their inner teeth set in, much like human babies.They most likely also would have some sort of hook teeth on each of the mandibles that would allow them to properly suckle onto a breast, and after coming of age to no longer require breast feeding, would lose these "baby teeth."
It's probably unlikely for them to have tits the size of your head, but that doesn't mean they can't have tits. But either way, it's porn dude. Live a little. Tits are great.
>furry being banned on /b/
you're a liar
>xeno being considered furry
you've been under a rock for a couple of weeks now. mods don't mind xeno or beast threads on this board.
>thinking we give a shit either way
you're an idiot.
>>furry being banned on /b/
Brah? Can you read?
It obviously says
>getting banned for not posting on /b/
But that is all the fewd I will give you Mr. Tollington. Please try not to starve :)
I meant aggressive cuddle sex. I was more just kind of joking. However, it does get a bit more rough and tumble love making at some point.
I only have one story on pastebin, but i accidentally uploaded it anonymously so I no longer have the link to it. Someone from /d/ might have it on here. It was a gay fic about an alien and a human finding out that their genitals aren't so different after all.
I think remember reading somewhere that there was a deleted scene from one of the alien movies where a xeno drone kidnapped a living human and turned them into a facehugger/facehugger egg. I thought it was a pretty interesting concept that the xenos were capable of asexual reproduction? I think it's kind of asexual reproduction anyway.
So was this actually a deleted scene or am I just imagining things?
Yeah, that was a deleted scene.
Big Gay Skeleton here. Just gonna say that the samus cum inflation story isn't ready yet because i'm a lazy faggot. Sorry.
Also, I reuploaded the other story, this time to my account, so now i won't lose it!
Warning, it's gay!
>Are alien threads still allowed?
Yes. Stop believing/spreading this rumor that they're not.
No, quite a few have died just from not being bumped, though. In fact, no xeno threads have been deleted yet. Check it out.
Oh yeah, we have an archive now. It goes all the way back to the sticky.
It wasn't sex appeal. It was phallic proportions, to make them seem more rapey for the stalking and rape scenes. A big part of the first movies was the horror of imminent rape. It's a rape flick. Rape.
Someone in a /v/ thread long ago made these for me after I wrote smut for the thread.
Here's the smut
>ignore the heresy pls
someone else post these
It has never been said that the Sangheili lay eggs. Halopedia does say they do, but the only source for that links to Halo waypoint forums main page, not even to any particular forum thread. Are you sure that you're not thinking of Unggoy?
Also, tits are great.
>are xeno threads still allowed
Looks like it. But the real question is, are bestiality threads still allowed? The sticky is still vague as all hell about it, but I don't see any bestiality threads up.
I refuse to masturbate to the same thing that gave me nightmares
When I played isolation, I spent like, a good 20 minutes manipulating the ai just so i could lust over the alien model. Fucking loved it. Really wish the NECA figure didn't sell out so quickly. Would have hot glued the shit out of it.
My own post is the perfect example for a perfect banner
Your idea of fun seems to be shitposting with ebic forced meems and wasting the image limit on reaction images. You should leave. And never come back. Please.
Giger himself drew fan art of a xenomorph from Alien and the human alien hybrid from Species fucking.
Also, the xenomorphs where originally supposed to have extremely phallic shaped tails, that even ooze precum like slime whenever they got excited just before attacking somebody.
Did Giger have anything to do with designing the Predators? Because I remember seeing a .gif of a test run for the costume where it was incredibly lizard like before they changed it to a more humanoid (and incredibly sexy) form. Mainly they removed the gigantic head because it kept knocking into branches.
Actually, although platypus do have mamary glands, they do not have nipples. Baby platypus LICK the milk off of the skin of their mother as it oozes out of pore like orifices.
Basically, imagine a human baby licking the puss as it oozes out of a cluster of zits.
>then they failed. Horribly. That thing is feminine enough to give me boners outside of the porn.
I dont see it, what makes her female for you? Only the laying eggs/building nest? I dont see one single feature that makes her female. Maybe her thin arms/legs?
>Giger himself drew fan art of a xenomorph from Alien and the human alien hybrid from Species fucking.
>Also, the xenomorphs where originally supposed to have extremely phallic shaped tails, that even ooze precum like slime whenever they got excited just before attacking somebody.
Also gonna need sauce on that
>TFW already found and masturbated to every single picture in this thread more than once.
It's over. I've seen everything this niche has too see.
>Please, artists, feed me more.
Sorry, forgot to ask what species you're looking for. Enjoy another Skedar.
A minor edit I made a while back when someone wanted the image to be male instead of futa.
Can you post the original? I love xeno futa, and I haven't seen that one yet.
Here's some xeno as payment
Those plump, round assholes get me every time.
Just a sexy two parter xenomorph story for you anons. First one is male xeno on male human second is male human on female xeno queen.
Enjoy and keep the good posts coming.
First one is
If you tempt the internet like that, you'll end up horrified in all new ways.
Well, shit. So they are.
About time I found out about them, then.
If anyone is interested, there is a huge fapfic on Foundry called Aliens Insemination.
>F Human/M Pred
>M Human/F Pred
>M Human/F Xenomorph
>F Human/M Xeno
>M human/Xeno Queen
>F Human/ M Predalien
there hasn't been a new chapter for like a year or more now
I do love me some pussy, but the asshole is still my favorite orifice.
He loves his thunder thighs and puckered assholes. He calls them an "acquired taste".
Most of his stuff is furry butts or xeno. I can post more Lilibees if there's demand; other artists started drawing them too.
>If we're being honest, the Lilibees are mostly fetish fuel creatures for Sunibee
No doubt about it. It's like if one of those malformed fetishy OCs was made by an actually skilled artist.
And I'm ok with that.
>be browsing literotica, looking for some alien stuff
>find one about a single human guard working at an alien all female prison
>dis gun be good.jpg
>most of the "aliens" are either just furries, lizard people, goblins ("gelbins" the author calls them) or coloured humans with long ears and claws
Guardsman, I think you're not considering the Greater Good in all of this.
She has great goods that could make a thread in their own right. But she's not xenos.
>Xenos are getting smarter
>Curious little bastards are learning how to use tools
>Break into a clothing shop that got locked up
>By god... It's a Victoria's Secret
>An hour later, they all look like cheap french whores
I'm looking and can't find it. I need this or I'll die.
Good god. Thank you, kind stranger.
In exchange, have Newt being molested by Otachi's tongue
Off the presses just yesterday.
No, this is. That is it's second form.
They're still just demons. demons of whatever. That's all they are. Nothing special, like a finely programmed dumb AI. They fullfill their preprogrammed special niche in demonhood as drones or whatever of god or entity of whatever in all conceivable situations. I can't even see them as individuals, since they're often an integral part of some god or other powerful entity.
Take a xeno from a heavily totalitarian culture with strict set of rules dictating everything from behavior to sexuality and set her free from her repression. She becomes kinky and adventurous with her new found freedom. Maybe a bit sloppy at first but still.
But a demon is still a demon. Wants you to sell your soul, or just eats it so it can be merged with the powerful warp entity she's an integral part of. They know no freedom, because they are not individuals.
Sure there are exceptions to this, but this seems to be the prevalent trend.
What i'm trying to say is they're not xenos. Also bland, whatever appendages stick out of their - often asymetrically.
You can throw around a much fancy explanation as you want but "Xenos" just means "Stranger" and more commonly in modern times "Alien".
So they are in fact Xenos. Just because you think it's bland doesn't make them not what they are by definition.
Furthermore demons in almost any mythos show some level of sentience and desire for their own gain. So they are not just stupid mindless drones programmed to do what their masters/creators want them to do and nothing more.
>"Xenos" just means "Stranger"
That's a pointless generalization. The ambiguity of the word is irrelevant here.
The reason you try to rationalize is because you might want to include demons and other 'supernatural' beings in xeno threads.
I don't, because of aforementioned reasons, and because there are far more images and fiction of demons and supernatural beings found on the internet. There wouldn't be a xeno thread, there would be a demon/monster girl thread - with a misleading name - which have already existed years before the first xeno thread.
Go make a separate demon/monstergirl thread, if so badly wish to discuss demons etc.
>No make another thread
Oh please fuck the hell off. Bullshit like this is what kills these threads to begin with. All the "no rubber forehead aliens" and "Those are not alien enough aliens" shit is so fucking ridiculous. I don't even fucking care about the damn daemons. What I care about is autists like you trying to marshal what is and isn't "alien" enough for these threads.
Post aliens. Enjoy what you do. Ignore what you don't.
... couldn't have put it better myself.
We all have those moments anon. Don't feel too bad about it.
This isn't exactly a new issue in Xeno threads or Robo/mecha girl threads either. Back on /d/ those two types of threads were constantly filled with people bitching when content wasn't the content they wanted. "This isn't robotic enough!" and "no cyborgs!" or the alien equivalents of the statements are just rubbish and only serve to push a thread into such a niche that they die from lack of content or poster.
There is no purer love than the love shared between a man and a creature from beyond the stars.
Neither can understand the others' standards of beauty, they fall in loce based on their compatibility and then find beauty in their lover.
Fuck a xeno, it's better than any earth roasty
>Putting your dick near a assblasters butthole
Say goodbye to all of your skin
Not that anon, but I think it may be the slim chest/waist, combined with those flares in the exoskeleton that gives them wide hips. Then the long slim legs.
I, personally, find them very androgynous, and that makes them incredibly attractive to me.