You're not suppose to have lust especially towards your god, Anon. I don't get the god fethist. Can someone explain? I'm not asking if God or gods exist. Is that I've seen an increase of God and Jesus porn.
I forgot there's no spoilers around here.
>mods still can't ban me for this thousands of years old cutie
Too bad there's barely any good stuff on smite
Posting best picture.
[spoiler]Colored version never ever.[/spoiler]
So what is this a Smite thread and no Kali porn what's wrong you guys don't like handy women?
This one's quite an early one so I'll whip up something new some time soon.
Twas interrupted intercourse and actually was more about not obeying the law/being dick towards your dead brother. And masturbation is always more about lust and excess. For example, I just wasted 3 hours looking at porn.
Wish more people would draw Smite stuff.
>content i don't like>art quality
my favorite meme
That's all of the good stuff I've got
Interestingly, had a thought train recently about the prefered sex positions for different gods, and I have the following fuckton requests...
> Loki & Clone spitroasting some poor mage. Realistic depiction of low level Smite gameplay!
> Generic female jungler getting destroyed by Cabrakan / Ymir / other god with lots of CC. Bonus points if there's a tiny ADC in the background watching.
> Khepri charging at Aphrodite / Neith in a sea of dicks yelling, "GET OFF OF THEM!"
> Curse Apollo cumming too early / in the face of a very upset goddess. "It was lag!"
> Mercury fucking so fast he's a blur. Over in 2 seconds. Very unsatisfied goddess.
> Ares getting down and kinky in chains with Aphrodite. Bonus points if it's Aphro fem-dom. (Pretty sure he likes it that way.)
> Extremely pissed off Vulcan dragging naked Ares and Aphrodite along in a bag of chains.
> Vulcan standing by a modified dick-turret, which may or may not be firing dicks down the lane at female members of the enemy team. "My finest creation!"
> Bellona dominating Ares. He's probably chained down, still wearing his helmet. "Who's the god of war now?"
> Xing Tian tongue-fucking someone out of his stomach-face.
> Any of the above with Janus poking his head through a portal and watching. "Oh my!"
> Android Janus firing his ult out of some sort of laser dick-cannon.
> The Kraken doing tentacle monster things.
> Sleeping (clothed!) Kumbhakarna with a dildo stuck on his forehead and dicks drawn all over him.
> Osiris ghost-groping THROUGH someone's chest?
> Ao Kuang jizzing out tiny dragons.
> Agni using his 'trail of fire' ability... but he's actually just running really fast while jizzing fire onto the floor.
> Kukulkan twined around some female god DPing her with dual snake-dicks.
Most of these are NOT sexy, but the mental images make me giggle.
>Kumbhakarna with a dildo stuck on his forehead and dicks drawn all over him
>Mercury fucking so fast he's a blur. Over in 2 seconds. Very unsatisfied goddess.
reminds me of this
Kali: (To Cabin boy) Come here, honey.
Cabin boy: (Afterwards) THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN!!!
As far as I'm aware, this artist quit sometime earlier this year, but hes done quite a few pics
No idea where hes from though
>complaining about porn on a porn board
Wish there was a normal version of Bastet for this one. Kawaii pop's voice just makes me want to strangle her
[spoiler]isn't that the hilt of her weapon? Doesn't that mean her blade/scourge is inside of her?[/spoiler]
Used to play League. Hardcore. Left because it just... it sucks now. Good freaking god. Then I started to play Heroes of the Storm. I really like it. Its nice, fun, and my friends play it so that's a plus. My friend and I decided fuck it, tonight, lets try Smite. Whats the worst that can happen, we lose a few hours of our life on something we didn't quite like? Well I just got done from a full night of playing and holy fucking shit this game is super fun. Why do people rag on this game?
TLDR: Yeah Smite is great.
I actually don't hear many people talk bad about smite, most people just haven't actually played it. It used to be pretty meh when it was first released, but its gotten a lot better since then.
I came from LoL and didn't find it hard at all. Your teammates vision is also your vision, so its kind of see-through when you look in their direction. You'll see the enemies. Check out the /vg/, we can answer any of your game-related question there, we're pretty chill.
Also, LSA if you're lurkin' you should touch-up this picture if you get the chance
[spoiler]Maybe also a futa version where Hel is jerking her off or something[/spoiler]
I keep forgetting spoilers don't work on this dumb board
>Is this still the only tps style MOBA out there
monday night combat did it first, difference was most people who played that didn't actually realize it was a MOBA and just played as if it was a shooter.
mfw all of these
Just use your imagination, anon.
But there does seem to be an overwhelming amount of Futa Freya, and that doesn't really do it for me. Especially since she is my main, kinda hard to jerk off to giant dicks when that just ain't really your thing.
There are non-futa versions for a few of them that I've seen.like >>86317 and pic related
Dunno about that one, but someone will probably edit them out eventually.
I think for most of them its probably because non-futa defeats the theme of the picture? but yeah there are a few where the dicks don't have to be there, just depends on the artist and requester.
Why did they make Neith a stupid bimbo slut?
I thought she was portrayed as a wise old woman who wears robes.
I understand taking liberties but this is too fucking far. They already used their free "Sexualize me!" cards with Kali and Aphrodite, since they are always depicted nearly naked.
>Be 13 yr old anon
>Mummie and duddie are yelling again
>i guess this means duddie won't be home to use the compytur tonite
>hop on channel 4 (all the meme kids go there)
>look at prolapsed anuses, animal rekt threads, and giggle little head off
>here is where muh r34 went!
>oh no not futas
>anon hates futas
>better tell everyone who likes futas they should kill themselves instead of ignoring it
>be juvenile up in this mother fucker
In all seriousness, fuck off. I don't like futas either, but that doesn't mean you need to go be a little shit about it. Stay off porn boards until you are 18 little one.
If someone would color this that would be cool too.
For there to be porn there's gotta be fucking.
For there to be fucking there's gotta be a dick.
If you're boycotting futa, that means you're left with dudes.
So you're literally saying you'd rather see a dude fucking a girl than a girl fucking a girl, and I'm pretty sure preferring dudes to girls is the definition of gay.
So no, John, you are the homosexuals.
If you can't appreciate the beauty of a dick you're a homo tbh
I really hate that all it takes is one retard to start a fetish war. Like, just stop caring. Theres nothing to defend. Him spouting his faulty logic means nothing, and trying to disprove it is equally pointless. If futa is such a big deal to him then he's obviously dealing with his own insecurities.
>Oh no, he called futa gay! What will I do now? How can I possibly recover from being called a fag! What a terrible fate! I know, I'll argue with him!
Stop giving a fuck, guys. He's just going to meme reply anyway, stop taking the bait.
Only League does because of its massive following in Asia, the rest barely have anything; even Dota 2 is scrounging.
DOTA has some good stuff though even if it doesn't have as much as leagues.
I think people try too hard get futa grouped in with something. Even in the case of futa on male, its closer to pegging, which ties into a bunch of other femdom type of shit with submissive dudes, targeted towards 'straight' males.
I don't think futa is straight, but it's not gay either. It just is. Gay people wanna see men, straight people don't wanna see dicks on girls. It's in its own separate category. Just let it be.
>For there to be porn there's gotta be fucking.
Not according to several legal definitions.
>For there to be fucking there's gotta be a dick.
Strap-ons, vibrators, scissoring, tongue, hands...be creative.
>If you're boycotting futa, that means you're left with dudes.
Or just, no penises, y'know?
>So you're literally saying you'd rather see a dude fucking a girl than a girl fucking a girl, and I'm pretty sure preferring dudes to girls is the definition of gay.
No, that's the definition of liking straight sex.
If there's a man on screen, often times straight men will do something called "projecting." They want to be the man doing the fucking. The reverse is true for straight women.
It's more complicated than that, of course, but it's perfectly normal to not find women with penises to be remotely attractive.
>b-but only faggots don't want to jerk it to big dicks. Wanting to suck and fuck fat cock doesn't m-make me h-homosex anon. Start liking my unusual fetish or I'll feel like the weird autist I am!
I'm not him but I think you're missing the point of the original argument. If futa is gay because theres a penis, it can't possibly be 'gayer' than if there's a man instead. Pic related. This is a 'straight' picture. Man ass, masculine body taking up most of the shot, tits not visible, etc. If the dudes were replaced by futa, some people would literally be saying "wow, this is gay!".
Even in projecting, the main factor there is still the dick. If the dude didn't have a dick theres really nothing to project. You aren't going to insert as mr.dick-less dude, so theres still a focus on the penis. and according to straight logic, that's gay bro, I'm sorry.
Shit logic aside, you can enjoy something and be aroused through the actions happening with the characters. People do it all the time. You don't have to insert.
I'm not saying futa is straight, but I'm saying in scenarios with a dude, you can't argue its somehow gayer if the dude is replaced with a futa. Yes, straight-sex by definition involves a man and woman, but this argument is based on sexuality, and unless you're a female, futa on female sex couldn't possibly be any more homosexual than male on female.
Either way, this doesn't have much to do with futa on futa or solo futa, which is what most of the kids are crying about. Essentially, all that can be said is that it's not straight, but it clearly isn't gay. Ignoring all the feminine features and calling it gay is just retarded. Unless you think a penis alone makes it gay, in which case you probably don't know what gay means.
Even if /d/ hadn't shown up, this thread would've lasted at, say, 17 images. Because that's relevant to how much good, non-futa Smite r34 there is.
I'm just mad because most of the better artwork went to futa.
my argument is that he was speaking in absolutes on a subject in which absolutes do not exist (other than physical objective absolutes such as "that is a penis" or "that is a table")
A straight man can like futa, but a straight man does not need to like futa.
A gay man can like futa, but he does not need to dislike futa.
The same goes for every gender combination you can think of.
That said, saying someone is "gay" for preferring straight porn to futa-on-female is like calling a man less masculine because he prefers baseball to football.
But then again this is 4chan, ludicrous overgeneralizations of topics that are nuanced and difficult to explain is as common as water in a rainforest. And just as fetid.
Right, I'm not disagreeing with what you're saying here.
but according to >>117904
>A straight man can like futa
Which is what the guy you quoted(>>118576) was responding to. I agree him speaking in absolutes wasn't correct, but I'm pretty sure the point of it was showing the guy how his flawed logic could be twisted onto him. Saying that if futa is gay, straight sex would have to be gay too, which sounds fucking retarded, because it's based around terrible logic.
Why are you still here? Just to bitch and moan? If you have such a delicate sensibility for porn, I suggest you get the fuck off the adult boards. Probably a bunch of 13 year old autists who do nothing but worry about stupid shit like this all day. "fag" is just the ultimate insult at that age I guess.
Anti futa fags are always so obnoxious. We fap to what we like and thats it but every single time futa is posted you get one or two spergs doing what they do best instead of just ignoring it.
>a gay man can like futa
Ok now you're speaking out of your ass. Thats like saying gay guys like trannys(they dont). The main appeal of a futa is to not have a guy showing off his ass. Futas aren't real but you're holding them to same rules of real life.
It's like back in high school when it was a contest to see who was the 'most' straight. The biggest closet gay guys were the first to shout 'faggot' or 'queer'. 99% of those guys turned out to genuinely be gay.
Which is precisely the point.
Sexuality isn't as black and white as many people seem to believe. Hell it's so grey there really ISN'T a black or white. You CAN be gay and still prefer feminine attributes in men, or even like masculine attributes in women.
It really can be as simple as a gay man just preferring dick to pussy. There's lots of futa out there that is really just a male body with tits and a vagina (Rebis' work, for example)
To say "gay men don't like futa" and "gay men don't like trannies" is a gross generalization of one of the most complicated facets of the human psyche.
I started fucking them.
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