I'm a fucking lesbian and all I see are fat ugly black fucking lesbians everywhere I go. I have fucking abs, I am slim, and fucking athletic, don't have ugly pastel short hair (I keep it long and natural colored)
It just bothers me that there's no fucking white pretty looking lesbians. I'm fucking good looking and I'm a nice fucking person. I feel like a fucking neckbeard saying all of this... Why are so many lesbians ugly?!
Also how much can I make stripping because I fucking hate my life.
>why are so many lesbians ugly
Because being gay is a choice and all women usually realize the mistake they made at some point. Just stop thinking you need to be different and admit you like dicks.
I've been texting this girl recently, and when I text her, she seems pretty into the conversation and not bored or bothered. But how can I get her to text me first / want to start a convo with me?
I'm gonna piggyback here.
Is there a payoff to ignoring the shit out of someone? I like talking to this girl. So I text her. I text her, so she doesn't text me first, but she responds.
Is there some payoff for ignoring her and getting her to contact me first? I'm already sure I'm more interested than she is, which is ok as long as she's interested enough to keep up the conversation.
Also, she sends a lot of sparkle emojis. Does that mean something?
i've been with my current boyfriend for 4 years, since we were 15
long story short he's changed a lot, i dont like it
how tf can i end it? i've never had a serious relationship before
>Dropped a course after a professor told me to, saying he discovered evidence of me asking for help on homework on Stack Exchange and that he would fail me if I took it
>Dropped the course. He e-mails me saying this does not resolve anything and wants to meet with me tomorrow before he reports me to the Student Conduct Office
What can I do? Am I going to be expelled?
I am terrified.
I know it was wrong and would never do anything like that again. What can I do?
What the fuck? Were you "asking for help" (i.e. you posted a problem you were having trouble with and asked what the fuck?) or did you get people to do it for you and then plagiarize their answers? Basically, could you plausibly spin this as an attempt to get an explanation on something you were having trouble understanding?
"Asking for help" certainly wouldn't have violated the Code of Conduct at either of the universities I've attended. Please explain the situation a little...
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You could still face disciplinary action. Dropping the course does not absolve you of your actions, and it doesn't mean that you won't do this again with other courses. The best thing to do here is to accept responsibility for what you did and express remorse. Do NOT try to make excuses or to shift the blame onto the professor or whatever. Stay consistent within the whole process, don't change your story.
I found a phone on the side of the road today, picked it up, turned it on. Was gonna try to find a way to contact the owner, but the idiot locked it with McAfee with the message, "Give me back my god damn phone Tyler you fucking liar!!" Is there any way to get any useful information from the phone? I took the SIM out and it has been off since I left the place I found it, out of fear of my location being reported to authorities for theft.
tl;dr I found a phone locked with goddamned McAfee and want to figure out a way to get it to its owner without being accused...
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If you want to return it, figure out which carrier it belongs to (like from the SIM) and turn it in to a local shop. (Or call the support number for that company.) They can match the IMEI to the owner.
Ill try to condense it so dont expect to have all the facts.
Im not a virgin but I plan to wait until marriage but really I feel that if I was with a girl I planned to marry one day Id have sex with her so I can see myself having 3-4 sexual partners at most in my life. So far Ive only had sex with 1 girl and we were planning on moving in together after we graduated college and thought about getting married when we had stable jobs. But she moved acrossed the country for grad school and the ldr didnt work out.
Not heres the thing, I was pretty devastated breaking things off with her and havent been back in the field for a long time, but Ive recently met a new girl who was able to pry through the barriers I put up to keep her out. In doing so I feel like Ive started to fall in love with her.
A few days ago we were together cuddling to netflix and she mentioned how nice this is and how she wanted it to last. Then she freaked out and told me about her heavy past because she knew about my view on sex.
Basically she was raped by a guy her first time. I dont know the details of how so dont ask. After that she said she slept with 7-8 guys her freshman year of college because at the time it helped with the pain. If I had to guess her sexual partners Id put it at around 11 or 12.
Now I really feel like people should stick to dating others with a comparable sexual history to them. My ex had slept with 1 guy before me and I was a little salty but she explained that she really loved him at the time and it felt right so I let it go. But this is different.
At the time I told her that I was okay with it to calm her down but Ive been thinking about it and Im not really. Its just too much. I kinda understand and want to be more forgiving of her past because Im sure being raped did traumatize her, but I really dont approve of that behavior and dont want to be with someone who does that.
I dont know what to do here.
Just remember that it won't define your relationship if you choose to have one. It really is up to you, but try to weigh in how much it means to you to get back on your feet with someone you've grown to care about.
If we were in a relationship without sex I probably would easily overlook it. But thats not the case her. If everything went well one day we would have sex and I know that if I see her the same way I see her now sex will be empty and meaningless and I dont want that.
>don't want to be with someone who does that
You used present tense. Does. I'm betting she'd use past tense, did.
I think you've already made up your mind. You know it's her history and you can't let that go, it's probably better to break it off now.
If she was willing to tell you her story, why not say all of this to her? She seems to understand where you are coming from so far, so talk to her directly and see if you can work it out together.
hey i need some advice on what to do with some files i have i got them from a friend and there are disturbing things on it what should i do with the files
Where do I meet girls that aren't total bitches or SJWs?
One to have a long term relationship and stuff.
literally everywhere. while SJWs may have tumblr as a home base, its not like they stick to only tumblr approved locations.
go out to where people socialize and meet people. dont go straight for the flirt. only women who want to bang respond to immediate flirts. if you want a real relationship you gotta actually get to know someone before you decide you want to 'get to know someone'.
This is my first time here :)
I hope we can all become good friends. I've heard so many good things about the people of 4chan.
I completely intend on doing so :)
I like memes, that's what sent me here! I haven't spent much time here, because Tumblr and Reddit are my main areas of interest, but I do hope to get many more warm receptions such as the one you gave me, anon!
I have a serious problem with Procrastination. Please, give me some advice on how to solve it!
I guess you can use this thread to vent or, just ramble really.
Was gonna ask for help but /adv/ seems to have a low success rate, so I'll just talk to no one particular.
Seems I do that most of the time anyway, carry out whole one-sided conversations in my head.
It's funny, I'm actually looking forward to work tomorrow, I mean, I despise working there and don't really talk to anyone but I have so little contact with other people that I look forward to going to work.
It's kind of unreal seeing time and life just slip past you.
Yeah, /adv/ is a bit too full of people willing to pretend they have degrees or know what theyre talking about when they dont. But half the threads are about love lives and significant others or lack thereof, so what do you expect?
Talking to yourself inside your head is probably pretty common... It's called thinking. You realize that right?
> It's called thinking. You realize that right?
I realise that, but since I don't really have anybody to talk to, most of the day spent like this. I've come to a point where I verbalise it occasionally. I've never that before.
Like I know some people like to verbalise their thoughts, but I'm a timid introvert who keeps things bottled up and to have thoughts just escape from my mouth...I don't know, just rambling I suppose.
I feel like shit because I have no friends or gf. I have no friends or gf because I feel like shit.
It's incrediably frustrating and "lol just do your hobbies" doesn't fucking work. How do I build up the courage to kill myself?
>How do I build up the courage to kill myself?
Jokes aside, are you an autist? Serious question. Just go do shit. Your goal is to get comfortable going out on the town, you are already a loser so what does it matter if people see you alone. Once your comfortable and you have a reasonable idea of how your supposed to act in these situations, then start asking other people to go do that shit with you.
I am autistic. I feel fine going out and doing things by myself.
Who would I ask? I don't go anywhere regularly enough, and cold approaching rarely works.
I've strongly been considering drinking. 25, never had a drink in my life because I'm scared I'd use it to treat my depression. Alcoholism runs in my family bad.
What does it mean when a girl does oral with you but wants to wait to have sex, even though you've both had sex with other partners before? Am I being cucked?
She wants to have sex, but doesn't want to be seen as slutty. So she is making you wait but attempting to satisfy you sexually, and take care of her own urges without having actual intercourse.
>anon say something interesting about yourself
What do I say? I'm completely uninteresting. Should I lie and say I go hiking or something?
Sounds like the problem isn't being asked that question, its the fact that you are completely uninteresting. Start taking hormones so you can tell people your a trans in order to get the hollow attention you desire.
So i cant be the only one i'm really fucking turned on by girls Cutting their hair of shaving their heads (or having them shaved) anyone else like me? or is this a weird thing?
It's called a fetish. It's not that big of a deal, though it is one of the more oddly specific ones I've heard of.
I write erotica commissions for money and that shit ranges from the relatively weird (a story about a man whose penis is so large that he cannot wear pants) to the incredibly fucking creepy (a character giving a man a blowjob, except instead of a penis the man has a venemous, sentient snake.).
Your place on the weirdness scale is so low that it isn't even remotely in "pay someone to write my sexual fantasies in detail" land.