>senior in highschool
>open locker and out falls a valentine's note
>"will you go out with me" and a number
>scared to text because if I don't like them I don't want to be a dick
You can be an autistic and say "I don't care" - if it's a prank, you avoided it thus, if it's not, you might have missed an opportunity with a cool girl or with a land whale - 66% success rate.
If you do call the number, it might have been a prank, or said land whale has a crush on you - 66% failure rate. Then again, if might also be a cool girl - but only for 33%.
BUT: the win in this bet might be totally worth it. If we don't take risks in life, we never grow as people.
At the end, you are the one to decide.
Don't be such a fucking loser. Trust me, you will like anyone who shows you affection when the world kicks you ass a little and your living alone living off a shit job in the future.
You got it all figured out though, don't you?
How do I get over my infatuation for Makoto?
This idealized, perfect embodiment of a tomboy has made me unable to become attracted to 90% of 3D women
Do cute, short haired, gentle tomboys even exist in real life?
im 18 but my brother is 16 and we want to see deadpool (rated r) and i was wondering if any of you know any movie theatres that dont check id. i bought tix at pacific at the grove without even thinking about this.
Hey guys I'm seaking some friendly advice
>applied to samsung for part time sales rep
>friend recommended me to manager
I applied right when it opened and made a solid cover letter and emailed the regional manager after a week. Didn't even get a fucking email back or any sort of reply and it just filled. Did I come off to strong on the Samsung experience or is my resume complete shit?
Tl:dr why didn't I get hired or even interviewed
Other than that, the style of it just feels very bland. Honestly I'm not really a fan of the sans serif (especially when bold) or the grey highlights.
You might consider using multiple columns. For your work history, one line could have the company name on the left and the city on the right, and the next line could have your title on the left and the dates on the right. Makes better use of your page space whilst not cramming it in too tight
How do I stop using alcohol as my main/only source of relaxation and recreation?
Also, is there a way to stop being excessively talkative? I literally never shut the fuck up.
stop purchasing alcohol?
learn to listen. i have a friend that never shuts the fuck up. i can't get a word in, always interrupts. he catches himself interrupting me and apologizes and says "i really need to work on that, sorry man." it's fucking annoying. if you just want to jerk off to your own voice then make a vlog or something.
That bird is cute as hell.
Maybe try and ask direct questions? "How do you feel about that". Then listen.
Maybe people like to listen to you? I'm a listener and I love it when the other is more talkative.
My moobs won't go away. I've lost weight everywhere but my moobs are still hanging around. Wat do.
Got dumped on Valentine's Day Weekend?
This is the thread for you!
I've never had a gf, but apparently my sister got dumped by her bf of 5 years recently. She wasn't paying rent, so I guess she'll have to move back in with our parents until she graduates.
Unfortunately I still live at home too...
That's me wearing skin thight pants, do I look good or should I avoid wearing them?
It's already too late for you...You went full on faggot for even thinking wearing those as a dude was okay. Pretty soon you'll be sucking cocks and before you know it you'll be getting fucked in the ass.
Don't worry though. It's 2016. It's cool to be a fag.
My ex-girlfriend raped, emotionally abused and traumatized me. I only have her parent's address, her email and her father's business's number. It's been awhile since we've broken up and I'd like to exact some measure of revenge, but don't know how at this point.
Does anyone have advice on how to go about it?
Oh look another petty revenge thread. Fucking pathetic.
You let a girl take advantage of you physically, emotionally, and mentally... Yeah makes sense a weak faggot like yourself would think revenge is the answer.
I'll tell you this: nothing you could do to her will undo anything she did to you and it won't make you feel better. Worst case scenario it will be used against you.
Get therapy and be happy she's out of your life now.
I live in a 6 people commune, when we first formed it went fine and we communicated well. Now it's been about a year, our trash cleaning man moved out, and our job guy (the one that pays the rent) is threatening to kick out two other guys for drinking too much. I fear that I'll be kicked out soon since we don't have enough money for five people worth of food. (we can only afford to feed two people now, I cook BTW) Do you think it's time to end the it? If not, can you think of any ways of preventing it from ending? I literally can't afford any other place...
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I have 0 experience with girls when it comes to kissing and all the physical stuff. I've tried girls in my area, girls outside my area and nothing seems to work. I got close last month with a girl I had a thing with for a bit, but wasn't able to close. I'm over emotional and would like to know how to change myself from this into a masculine alpha type guy. I've basically been a doormat and emotional tampon for all my life.
So a potential employer called me but I left my phone at home so I was left with a voice message
I'm only receiving it now (10:00pm) and it was sent 3:00pm. I figure it would be rude to call back now. I don't know if its a personal line or an office line. It's a long weekend coming up. I should call her back on Tuesday with everything considered?
I don't really know how HR and office culture work or if its rude to call someone's potential work line on a Weeekend.
Halp office fags! Preferably HR people.
Since most people are voicemail-averse these days, your safest bet is likely just to call back on Tuesday morning. Open with something like "Hey Whatever, it's OP. I'm returning your call from Friday. How are you? Hope you had a great weekend."
how to spend 1.5k tax return?
I've been dating my girlfriend for a long time and we love each other blah blah blah. Anyways, she's a very sociable person. The problem with this, is it attracts some really creepy dudes.
I had to tell some kid off the other day because he got it in his head that he could feel her leg. And I felt bad because this kid had some issue, probably never seen a vagina in person before. He assumed that a girl being friendly with him meant she liked him. Then he crossed the line and she got uncomfortable.
This has happened with several really desperate guys before. I usually just laugh it off and move on... until they cross the line. The above kid was the only one so far that went too far. Others have asked her out knowing we were dating and I thought it was kind of funny they thought they had a shot.
Well, there's a new one. And this one is a bit different. He's desperate for sure, but he isn't butt ugly and repulsive like the others. He's nowhere near as good looking as me of course, but I honestly think that's why he's trying so hard. He asked her out knowing we're dating to which she declined. I'm used to it now so it doesn't phase me. But every time he sees he grins like he's stealing my girl or something.
I have to be honest, it bothers me. I want to go up to this fat dude and ask why he even thinks he has a shot. But that just means I'm letting him win, get under my skin. And I know a big part of him doing this is because I am better than him, he just wants something... anything to hold over me. Should I ignore it? Or should I embarrass him bad? I can easily shatter his ego in a heartbeat in front of everyone. Or should I just say fuck it and leave the guy to be creepy?
Ignore it unless he crosses the line with her, or blatantly challenges/disrespects you. Then, take the chance to show him his place. By the sound of it, he probably will give you a reason pretty soon. Until then, act like that passive-aggressive bitch shit doesn't even bother you.
Okay, so I've posted about it in the "write a letter threads" But I think i'd like to hear from others who've been through similar.
I'll green text
>old fwb unblocks and adds me to fb after a year of not talking
>we both apologize for how it ended.
>he says things are rocky with his girlfriend
>says he misses a ton of things we did together
>starts hitting on me hard
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