The state of WWE
Did you ever dream of becoming a professional wrestler?
What made you give up on the dream?
Fuck no. What sort of man would want to walk out in front of an arena of strangers, oiled up, wearing just their pants, and then lose a pretend fight to a guy much weaker than you in real life?
You have to be seriously damaged to get involved in pro wrestling.
ITT: Celebrity guests that were actually pretty based
Pic related. Took a bump that he totally didn't have to. Gotta give him a little respect for that.
>oi arv nae oidea loike but al bluddy batta enya who wunna taek muh wimmiz chompyonship
>too irish to use birth control, misses first title defence and kills her own push
>returns to crickets, out popped by Bliss
>loses to a much smaller heel in a fair fight
>will lose her title on a throwaway smackdown while sasha and charlotte main event a PPV
>will be a jobber again by December
building heel heat is having them attack from behind or otherwise be a cunt. alexa straight up beat becketty's ass with no help needed. fans aren't going to boo strong badass wrestlers
Where would she rank in skill among the wrestlers?
I have the shower, height, sunlight and clue.
Where do I start as far as weights without a gym?
What's his endgame?
Jericho beating Rock and Austin in the same night to become the first ever WWF Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion
So this is Breezango now.
I actually think he's entertaining when not Champion.
I honestly feel like when he was champ he just didn't get to do things he's good at. Like acting like a bit of a douchey goof. He's not the best in ring performer, but boy does he entertain well
>bring Goldberg back
>have him booed by the crowd the following week
>not thinking they did this on purpose
Fuck vinces hate boner for wcw. Sting was always fucking right. This is literally the same as them putting on the wcw disaster with Booker t and buff bagwell in a fucking wwe town and telling buff to not look into the fucking camera right before he went out. Booked to fucking fail.
>Fuck vinces hate boner for wcw.
do you need me to go through the long list of names of former WCW wrestlers that Vince signed and pushed to the moon? there's plenty of reasons to hate Vince, but the whole "Vince hates WCW wrestlers" is complete bullshit.
She kept grabbin' it.
Is it feasible to have a Karate thread yet?
What style do you practice?
Do you complement it with something else?
What's your training routine?
Do you find any kata as useful to practice?
also, post smackdown thread
>Lost because of a literal meme jobber
What really happened to Stone Cold at WM 19?
He admitted to drinking 8 redbulls a day and almost giving himself a heart attack before the event. That is fucking retarded. He had to have been snorting coke and drinking hard.
Was SCSA stupid enough to poison himself with Redbulls or did years of addiction catch up to him?
Stone cold admits to doing a lot of pills and other drugs several times when he has a much older wrestler on. He said after every match he would head to the hotel, party, drink a six pack with a cocktail of pain meds and sleeping pills, and pass out
So if I want /asp/ to hate a wrestler, I just have to spam threads about them for a week, right?
Yep. I'm pretty sure you can manipulate /asp/'s opinion on pretty much everybody but Scott Steiner who is the undisputed GOAT
Here's another factoid OP, only one of the people in the picture you posted ever drew a dime. Can you guess which one?
Post wrestlers you'd go gay for.
Y2J might actually be the thing that could save WWE.
Nobody else apart from Goldust is from the 1997/98 era that made WWF the power it is today
Jericho and his list gets a bigger pop from the crowd than anyone, and this most recent Raw the crowd the entire fucking time was on a fucking imaginary book. The state of a company.
Jericho, HHH, Angle, Rock, can all come back and MAYBE bring it back, but it will take all of them and not some half-assed NXT orgy that ends up shit.
>Went from having a match of the year candidate with KO to jobbing to Braun Strowman.
What the fuck happened?
Vince aint pushing a muslim
this is America not Cuckanda
Being a boring indie "Just happy to be here :)" shitter with negative charisma, no personality, and no gimmick happened. El Generico could not have been a more fitting name now, but that gimmick was actually good.
Is it just me or Dean was a bigger guy during the Shield days?
I haven't watched RAW since this happen. Have they explained yet why HHH turned on Seth in favor of Kevin, or do they just expect us to forget about this?
I can't be the only one that thinks this character and the fued he's in are both incredibly boring, can I?
Does anyone actually give a shit?
Strangely, I think he's got the potential.
Sick to fuck of Lana's fake Russian bollocks... her accent changes too often for it to be a thing.
He's actually got a good "angry guy" vibe if they channel it right.
He's getting whipped... like a government mule!
>What did you just say about my favourite wrestler?