What would his face turn look like? He has already had a few moments where I thought he was going to start a face run but it never happened. How do you see it going? Will he ever as long as a foreigner can be a badguy? We need dem ufa chants
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
So will this be the most laughably tame and boring Cell match of all time or will sasha finally snap her snap?
>has a diving finishing move
>moveset consists primarily of kicks
>is a woman
She sounds retarded with that horrible accent
Notable tier list of last 5 year finishers w/ a few historic finishers thrown in for comparisons sake
Spear > Jackhammer combo
Rock Bottom > Peoples Elbow combo
Stone Cold Stunner
End of Days
Skull Crushing Finale
Foley's Pulll Up Piledriver
Coup de Grace
Pop Up Powerbomb
Walls of Jericho
Rowans Full Nelson Slam
>"Has never taken down anyone significant in one go" tier
Reigns Superman Punch
Make Bobby Great Again edition
there MUST be a mistake here
>So according to Bryan Alvarez Charlotte vs. Sasha will either open or close the show since WWE fears that if the match comes in the middle or near the end of the show, people might leave the building after the match is over.
>He also mentioned there are plenty of people higher in the company both for and against the women going on last.
source is around 17:15 https://soundcloud.com/ralphwiggum96
I know, I know. >Bryan Alvarez. It makes sense though. Why else would they bother with this dumb...
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Bro seriously, its fucking Alvarez. The most worthless useless "wrestling journalist" in existence. His only job is to sit and suck on Jew Meltzer's cock while he makes him money via Observer.
>u da man sef
Based Lashley would lose to Based Brock
>There's a lot of bi- things I am, but -lingual's not one of them.
What did he mean by this?
>mfw this fucker is gonna win the royal rumble and headline mania
>yfw you won't have to suffer Baloring's reign of boring because you're too intelligent to watch Raw
Thank you based Haitch.
>I blame the talent for WWEs dogshit booking
>The last time wrestling was good was during the Attitude Era.
>Vince McMahon is delusional about the wrestling business and should just leave Stephanie and Haitch in charge
What did he mean by this?
What fucking form is that?
Fuck off faggot Taz had one of the best gimmicks of all time. He just got misused in WWE. Who gives a fuck about everything else outside of wrestling? He will always be a favorite of mine. Best suplexer there ever was.
Images that trigger you
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
>I HAVE TO FACE DEAN AMBROSE?!
>THE WACKY MAN?!
"I have to fight that fag deano?"
suprised vince let him say that
WATCH IT AMBROSE
he's at it again
Explain to me how Rusev is NOT the babyface in this feud with Roman.
What is the greatest main event in WWE history?
Is he the new 'Das Wunderkind' Alex Wright?
How does this make you feel
> best female wrestler in the entire company
> owns her own hair salon
> thicc queen
> video game designer
> killed Bayley twice
> beat up Nia Snax
> cute af
How is Asuka so based? Ultimate wife material