Wrestlers you like that everyone else dislikes
I like Lucha Kitty too. I marked out when I saw that they actually let him get a good bit of offense in against Braun rather than just make it a squash match.
I think rather than having Kalisto feud with Ryback, they should have had Sin Cara return from his injury as a heel and take the US belt from Kalisto. Kalisto vs Sin Cara (c) for the US belt as Wrestlemania could have been a lot of fun.
>Standing in a bar & drinking a beer with your girl.
>This guy comes in and slaps YOUR ass.
What do you do?
>I'm not a fan of the "black people"
What did Sexy Kurt mean by this?
I don't know what the fuck he is talking about, he is half black.
I can;t find a link for the whole promo on Youtube, but it's basically just Kurt saying the fans will cheer for him no matter what he says.
He also said that the one person he'd go back in time and tap out would be Jesus
>Best girl Alexia is best friends with best Amazon Nia
Alexia and Nia best tag team confirmed.
Why do smarks fall in love with random underdogs?
Like why do smarks overate christian cody rhodes sandow james ellsworth and other random talentless wrestlers?
Serously people legit think cody could have been a main evemter when goldust was superior in every way.
This fag is eternally worked by the based Big Bog
This man will be the next Rock.
Screencap this, in two years he'll be a in the main event for picture.
guess the wrestler
>"They boo me as soon as i get in"
What the fuck did Vince mean by this?
>Having the network
Fuck off outta here and go wash your Lamborghini you rich fag
Is he /our guy/?
Quick name one memorable match he's ever been in. Oh wait you can't.
>Jericho vs. Triple H
>Jericho vs. The Rock
>Jericho vs. Benoit vs. Orton vs. Triple H vs. Batista vs. Edge with HBK as Special Guest Referee (Elimination Chamber)
>First Ever MITB
And that's before his return
>this little BITCH now runs the whole SD women's division
what did she mean by this?
Just heard the news. RIP
I want it so bad but there aren't enough big name faces on Smackdown right now.
dean is being booked poorly because he doesn't give a shit about what he knows to be an awful product.
he's buried forever. cucked by ellsworth, and lost an IC title shot on smackdown. it's been over, but now its really over
We know Smackdown and Raw have different writing teams.
But do they have different graphic team too?
Also graphics thread I guess
The A/V guys do a lot of things to mix things up and make things feel different and inject personality where they can. I'm sure one of the things they talk about is how to give the two brands a different feeling.
Those A/V guys are basically the non-wrestler MVPs of this company.
I just discovered Will Osprey today when I saw his match with Marty Scurll and Dragon Lee at ROH Final Battle. That match rocked. I was hearing a bit about this guy, but after seeing him in action I think he could be the new AJ Styles. He did a fucking handspring double pele kick to both his opponents.
>He’s has two slipped discs in his back
>A shoulder that is prone to separation
>Two fractured heels
>Sciatica that is causing numbness in his foot
he won't die but he'll be in a wheelchair before he's 30
>is everything /asp/ normally hates in a wrestler
>is almost universally loved even amongst anti-smarks
is BMAJ just that GOAT?
>A.J. Styles & The Club should have invaded Lucha Underground instead.
So why exactly do you cucks keep watching & bitching about the shit-tier WWE when you could be watching & praising based Lucha Underground instead?
Lucha Underground Pros:
>60 minutes long with no filler.
>Off season stops over saturation.
>No commercials during the main event.
>No PG bullshit.
>Based wrestlers with cool gimmicks who consistently put on great matches with deadly spots & nasty bumps.
>Constantly evolving roster keeps feuds & rivalries fresh.
>No traditional face/heel system because all the wrestler are motivated by their own agendas (gold, glory, respect, cash, violence).
>Cage is everything Romanetty should have been.
>A based tranny & a based midget wrestler are more over then %75 of the WWE roster & get bigger pops.
>Sexy as fuck women wrestlers (Ivelisse & Sexy Star) who can actually wrestle.
>Sexy as fuck valet Catrina.
>Sexy as fuck ring announcer lady.
>Championship belt looks sick as fuck.
>Mid card belt looks sick as fuck & has a bad ass Money in the Bank stipulation.
>Tag belts are 3v3 instead of 2v2 which is different and is a fresh change from most promotions in America.
>Aztec Warfare>Royal Rumble (better rules & less predictable).
>Based heel authority figure Dario Ceuto works the fat lucha marks on a weekly basis.
>Backstage segments are filmed like an episode of Breaking Bad.
>Based Vampiro on color commentary (Mildly autistic but is self aware (I hope) and is funnier then hell).
>Based Matt Striker on play-by-play (Mauro without the cringey pop culture references).
>Based crowds who mark out & are passionate as fuck about lucha libre.
>Beaner aesthetic grows on you & makes the show stand out.
Lucha Underground Cons:
>Sometimes wrestlers just stand still & stare blankly at another wrestler why they perform a spot.
>Some matches feel over choreographer (Prince Puma, I'm talking about you, nigga).
>Trump is Pres., Go Back (I'm White)
I was a big hardy boyz mark as a kid and got pissed at how e&c would always win the tlc matches
>tfw you find out the reason they won was because they were the most consistent out of the dudleys and hardys
>Vince continues to fail at comprehending how a victory over The Big Show a man’s whose gimmick is to move over new stars is somehow not getting their top babyfaces over. It didn’t work for Roman or Rollins and Ambrose continues to be the only Shield member who will never have to worry about running programs with Show
>Booking Gallagher and Daivari in a program almost feels like a Lowkey political grab on the United Kingdom being a safe space for ISIS sleeper agents
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In case anyone still needs to hear the TLC report here is Alvarez/Filthy Tom and Meltzer's take on the PPV
It's not fair, he was a draw and Vince buried him.
When will he come back to bring record high ratings and snap these manlets like the fuckboy twigs they are?
Weebshit and wrestling don't mix
Name one (1) of his bad matches
protip you can't
Holy shit. Cody Rhodes is joining the Bullet Club! Not Ryback!! This is awesome!