>mfw Americans call the inverted nick nock noggin drop the "tombstone piledriver"
>mfw Americans call the behind the neck hit the deck the "DDT"
>mfw Americans call the lumbering lift-and-launch the "powerbomb"
>mfw Americans call the super splat the "frog splash"
>mfw Americans call the Manchester running handshake the "Irish whip"
>mfw Americans call the dump a chump and fall on your rump the "stone cold stunner"
>mfw Americans call the round the world dance of doom the "people's elbow"
>mfw Americans call snipping the head off the daisy the "fameasser"
>mfw Americans call the wish flip you'll likely miss the "shooting star press"
>mfw Americans call the lying limb hugger the "armbar"
>mfw Americans call the stainless painless spine stretcher the "Boston crab"
>mfw Americans call the rugby rebuttal the "German Duplex"
>mfw Americans call the Rascal Randy's table smashy the "RKO"
>mfw Americans call the Southhampton street greet the "rock bottom"
>mfw Americans call the Reebok toothbrush "sweet chin music"
>mfw Americans call the Gordian limb knot the "figure four leg lock"
>mfw Americans call Ukrainian fellatio the "pedigree'
What is the towel for?
>Hogan: Record for television's most watched wrestling event of all time
>The Rock: Record for highest Wrestling PPV buys ever
How has wwe not gone through with an American hating American heel?
Kaepernick for example gets nuclear heat in the real world. In a wwe arena that would be tenfold.
WWE lost its balls. It no longer attemps to be masculine, rebeleous or controversial.
It's as tame as a Christian summer camp.
Trump is more controversial than anything the WWE has done for the last 10 years.
Instead, we get a bunch of transvestite-looking women crying over pretend title wins, because ZOMG FEMINISM!
ITT :Divas you want to hate fuck
When did Roman Reigns look his strongest? Was it wrestlemania 2016?
This is Shinsuke Nakamura. Say something nice about him!
THAT'S SHINSGAY NAGAMURAY MAGGLE A BIG NAME IN JAPAN HE LOVES TO HAVE FUN LOOK AT HIM GO HAHA HE THINKS HE'S MAGGLE JACKSON
>Wake up tmrw
>You're Vince McMahon
Book the WWE til Wrestlemania.
Cuck all the former Shield members (for not being draws) in a cuck angle involving AJ Styles and myself.
Give some divashit the Universal title. Then make Ellsworth overdose on trenbolone and kill somebody along with himself under the promise of him beating AJ, which would TOTALLY happen by the way.
And then give the company to Steph, so she will have to deal with all that shit and crash down inevitably.
>4-time World Champion
>2-time United States Champion
>King of the Ring winner
>Money in the Bank winner
>Royal Rumble winner
Is he, dare I say it, a future Hall of Famer?
Sheamus and Del Rio are two perfect examples that you can get pushed to every accolade possible and still have a mediocre forgettable career if you don't get over enough. Being so unover that you get relegated back to the midcard after a Royal Rumble win and multiple WWE titles is fucking shameful.
Smarks on Roman Reigns winning the WWE Title three times within six months
>What is this shit? Why did they give Roman the title three times. This is bullshit. "Make him look strong"
Smarks on Sasha winning the title three times within six months
>"You deserve it". She's an amazing wrestler and I need my womins revolution. *tips fedora*
Its women's wrestling winning multiple times every 5-8 months always been the norm.
Men's wrestling is not some fragile shit,did you just crawl back from your mother's womb just a year ago.
Nah I was on reddit during this match because of the shit spam and they were pissed off with Charlotte vs Sasha and them tossing titles back and forth.
They really like "Bae"ley, Emma and Summer Rae and want them in the title picture instead of Cuck Foley's fap material girls.
Is this board just 10 people and two autistic as fuck neets ?
>Vader has 2 years left to live
>Jimmy Snuka has 6 months to live
Wtf so Seth is fucking Charly Caruso (Italian Renee) now?
>Is an anti-social geek
>Banged almost every diva in the company when he was there
How did he do it?
Literally carried WWE during their worst period and drew good dimes from 2009-2013 just like Stone Cold did from 1997-2001.The crowd everywhere loved him I mean just look at those shouts he received,he had that charisma to even work the dead crowds.
But people here still live in denial because of
his personal views about life and attack him.
Absolutely agree the WWE is worse because of his absence and he blew them out of the fucking water big time on that podcast and could always walk back there to monster dollars. People are so butthurt over him, he could bury anybody on the roster.
>Soul-Skaters only. Neverending edition episode 2
Discuss all things rollerblading
Thoughts on WWE's current indy-centric in-ring psychology:
> "A lot of independent wrestling fans and smarks want it looking like a videogame, and no one actually gets hurt even though they're doing things that could be used as a hospitalization angle. The top babyface champion could come back after three months out and get revenge and draw mega gate or internet pay per view - but instead he'll just kick out at two. Videogame matches don't draw mainstream money."
>. The top babyface champion could come back after three months out and get revenge and draw mega gate or internet pay per view
And in the meantime the company loses all of the money they could have made on them on the live events they run every day of the week and are a major source of revenue.
Cornette is a fucking idiot.
Triple H is just a bigger, better version of Shawn Michaels.
He can wrestle just as well as Shawn
he can cut promos better than shawn
he drew more dimes at his peak than shawn
he looks better than shawn
>He can wrestle just as well as Shawn
But he can't entertain the fans like Shawn did
>He can cut promos better than Shawn
Triple H literally learnt how to cut promos from Shawn kek
>He drew more dimes at his peak than Shawn
I'll give you that one
>He looks better than Shawn
But he's not a sexy boy
Hatich is fucking terrible on the mic compared to Shawn, what the fuck are you on about? Haitch might be good compared to today's garbage talkers, but Shawn was one of the best talkers when the company was filled with people who could actually talk.
Post handsome wrestlers
Based Christian and based Big Dog working the wettest faggots
Lets murder Nami
Who is going over?
Lol how sad and pathetic are you calling Punk a cuck?
First of all, the entire board was rooting for Punk. You bandwaggoners rooting for Mickey and thinking /asp/ supports him are a minority. This is a pro-wrestling board, not an MMA one. Mickey isn't our boy and never will be.
Second, Punk ain't a cuck. He is fucking AJ Lee on the daily and got paid $500,000. His name will be known despite his loss. People won't know Mickey after he loses.
Third, he didn't destroy Punk. Bitch...
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Why do smarks think christian was better than Edge?
What went so wrong?
How the fuck is it possible for someone to LITERALLY have zero (ZERO) audience reaction. How? HOW!?
Billie Kay and Peyton Royce defeated Liv Morgan and Aliyah yet again.
Someone's gonna get cranky M8
Reminder he literally tried to murder The Rock in kayfabe
Post wrestlers who are literally you.
'MEMBER MARK HENRY?