Who's your favorite spooky wrestler, /asp/?
>"Are you ready for the main event?"
What did Big Based KO mean by this?
Also, how made must he be? His title was basically handed to him because Balor got injured and now he is midcarding.
>no cringe crowd chants
>no pandering by the announcers
What did lucha underground mean by this
Meltzer thinks the womens match was so bad that they have screwed up their chances of ever maineventing a PPV again. Is Big Based Dave right?
Atleast the first WWE Women Tag champs are not going to be the Horse and Failey
ENTERING NOW ARE THE DOLLARS
YOU'VE CREATED A SIZEABLE ERROR
I CAN'T PERMIT
YOU TO BELIEVE YOU CAN JUST STROLL OUT
SO CHANGE THE DIRECTION YOU ARE FACING 180 DEGREES
should I even bother watching this thing?
I don't care about wymen
Owens vs Rollins is predictable.
So is New Day vs the other 2.
Roman vs Rusev will suck anyway becase the former sucks...
It looks like one ppv where I'd skip everything
It was pretty fucking bad all around. Don't bother, just read the results. Watch the wyminz """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""match"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" if you want a good laugh at Sasha's hairline and her wig almost falling off
Cruiserweight tag match was average.
Reigns vs Rusev was legitimately good. Best match on the card IMO. Although the ending was very typically LolReignsWins
Bayley vs. Dana Brooke was abysmal.
The Club vs. Big Cass and Enzo was average/bad.
New Day was alright.
TJP and TBK was exactly the same as their previous matches.
Seth and Owens was good. Second best match on the card.
Women were alright. Nothing special. Plenty of botches.
Wouldn't say watch it all, just the main events will auffice.
> Amy "Lita" Dumas got emotional on tonight's RAW Talk Hell In a Cell post-show on the WWE Network when talking about how Sasha Banks and new WWE RAW Women's Champion Charlotte tore the house down in their main event.
Apollo wants to be a MeMe
Booker T not knowing if this was a work or a shoot
Based THE Brian Kendrick blowing the fuck out of Booker T
She is not believable as an opponent for Charlotte, who probably 50 lbs or more in her in terms of muscle mass. And that's saying a lot when we're talking about women under 200 lbs.
If she were a man she would be considered a jobber sized person like Ellsworth or Gillberg.
Consider even Alexa who is shorter than her looks like she could break her in half without much effort.
>Hell in a Cell match is created
>originally meant to lock in participants to settle a score with little to no interference
>slowly becoming a barbaric bloody fight
>chairs,tables,tacks,barb wire,and steel fencing to ensure a vicious match
>foley and taker make history with match that wasn't even the main event
cut to (((The Current Year)))
>put womens championship at main event of HIAC because "muh strong womynz can do it too"
>"come on guize it's 2016"-Cuck Foley
surely this couldn't be too badly let's give it a chance
>botched opening with match not even starting in cell
>Muh Foley injury and get up anyways work
>botched table spot TWICE
>couldn't even break table
>no blood very little use of the cell
>Michael Cuck damage control "historical! historical!"
>usual half-ass catfight
Great fuckin' job Mick & Stephanie.
Hopefully the two of them learned a lesson from this, this is what happens when you make women your PPV main event.
It's only going to get worse from here isn't it?
>Bunka Gym drawing 6,200
I NEED TO SEE THAT ASS GUISE.
POST MORE SASHA'S ASS
What did Sasha Banks meme by this?
>it's the same promo, yes it is
>[REDDIT PANDERING GARBAGE]
>BLACK PEOPLE TWITTER!
>UNICORNS AND RANDOMNESS!
Saved you 15 minutes of every raw they're on.
>tfw as a little kid you thought new stars were faggots, loved blondes with big tits, and hated faggy foreign accents
>tfw Kevin Dunn is misunderstood because he is just a big kid
>tfw kids are alpha as fuck and grown men that what wrestling are numale cucks
Which year's HH was the best one?
91 of course.
>not using the Refer-eye ever again
I really want to know something, dear smarks. Since guys like Daniel Bryan, Kenta, Finn Balor, Kevin Owens, Nakamura, Cesaro, and all the rest of your wonder boys are so great, there are so many of them according to you on the indies, then tell me - why could they never make any indie promotion relevant, and by relevant I mean at least 50% as big as TNA in the West?
Probably the only "big" indie promotion is NJPW, and it's not even TNA-tier, and is the top promotion in Japan. Supposedly, guys like Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow were also soooo great, and...
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DBry did wonders for RoH
None of the others made nearly the waves he did, or they were in a promotion that was big to begin with.
Balor shouldn't be mentioned with them. He was jack shit before he did an epin shooty angle for the easiest heat in the world, and even then capped out at sub-ME.
Okay, so if I look at ROH now and compare it to WWE in it's prime, it will be comparable right? Because according to the hype smarks have for this guy and the rest of them would make think that this is the case...
> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
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>wtf I love Charlotte now!
Was he right