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> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Seth Rollins
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: John Cena
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
can't wait for Bork and Phenom to clash in wrestling.
Enjoy your ppv night,
I'm so ready to be sports entertained.
>>751371 Still looks like Becky Swift.
Great get. Tom wishes you well and a great ppv experience.
Undertaker is my absolute all-time favourite, but yeah I really don't want him
to die on air.
Better to bump the poll on >>751361 : http://strawpoll.me/5834009/
>team reddit vs euroultras on the pre-show
probably team reddit
>taker vs lesnar
rocky costs lesnar the match setting up a feud, so taker wins
>reigns vs wyatt
>charlotte vs nikki bella
>new day vs the dudley boyz
the dudley boyz
>kevin owens vs da big guy
>cena vs TBA
tba is big show and he wins and puts cena out of commission until he comes back from vacation
I think we got the same guesses except for Taker/Lesnar. I cannot remember what I put for the tag title match.
I'm praying for Heath Slater to answer the open challenge.
Here we go, 86 people. Let's do this!
>>751421 They don't count in the predictions, just for fun like WM31.
20 Minutes, B4 the ppv
Eddie Cause he is awsome
>cesaro still weariang the canadian arm sleeve for Tyson Kidd
on some real shit, i wish I could have a Bro as good as Cesaro.
Also, have any of you guys acknowledged that the Cosmic Wasteland looks Gangster As Fuck!?!
Nev Adrian wins.
I didn't predict Cesaro's swing.
Pre shows make me so mad every month.
Except I did. Not my fault you didn't catch my predictions AN HOUR AGO
>Ziggler, Cesaro, Neville vs Rusev, Sheamus, Barret
Literally who gives a fuck: Jobber edition. I give it to Team Barret
>Bork v Thunderbaker
>Reigns v Wyatt
Who gives a fuck: Reigns Edition. Reigns because Vince hates Bray
>Rollins vs Kane
Could this ppv be any more disappointing? Kane
>Charlotte vs Nikki
Who gives a fuck: Divas edition. Nikki because Cena
>New Day vs Dudley Boyz
Dudley's (might) win it, but New Day are pretty over.
>Owens vs TBG
Ryback wins, Owens cries, /asp/ cheers
>Cena vs TBA
TBA wins, Cena goes on vacation, everyone sighs.
>Added after the first match
>Still out on the pre show
>Not paying the $9.99
Isn't the network free this month anyways?
If there isn't a spot where Taker kicks Lesnar in teh nuts, but Brock doesn't flinch because he is wearing a cup, I'm calling BULLSHIT
THE CHAMP IS HEREREEREEEREEREERREEE!!!!!!!!!
Alberto, you don't belong here! You belong in Lucha Underground and AAA! Alberto, no!
I was holding out for Breeze but this is probably better.
Culter also managed Cesaro despite him being from Europe.
It's best not to question it.
I imagine that they gave him a VERY good settlement, which hopefully included the firing of the dick that pissed him off in the first place.
We're not going anywhere but your Mexican is
> One of Del Rio's contract benefits was a clean win over Cena and the US title
>John loses to a Super Kick
Suck a dick Ziggler
>Finn still NXT champ, hasn't really properly defended it yet.
>Breeze been doing his thing since FCW (iirc)
>Breeze has a much better personality (which will probably get Fandango'ed hard in the main roster)
Did Hulk Hogan come back yet? Not tuning in until he does
Is this how they apologised to Alberto for all the shit they gave him? A clean win for tover their top star for the mfing us titile? I have mixed feelings on all of this. If WE has changed their policies and racist views, good for them, but if he just got back for a bigger check and a big pat on the back I'm kind of disappointed in him. Also this means no more El pPatron in LU. Maybe they just didn't want him to go there, shit on them even more and show off his true talent?
Anyway, what bullshit excuse will Cena have tomorrow for not being 100% and going away?
>Is this how they apologised to Alberto for all the shit they gave him?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Del Rio assaulted someone, if it were not because of WWE reasonableness he would be in a fucking jail or at the very least had to have gone to court.
Can Reign's STOP COMING THROUGH THE AUDIENCE AND STOP USING THE SHIELD SONG?
Holy fuck, get him a new outfit as well.
What kind of shitbooking is this? After months of Superman Cena defying all odds he loses in under 10 minutes against a fucking beaner? I'm highly dissappointed...
You cannot go around hitting people that say shit you do not like without repercussions.
This is not latrino America or Africa this is civilization.
To hell with the barbaric world you want to live in .
BTW, Demon Kane wins tonight but then Sheamoose cashes in.
>Del Rio was a huge draw
>LU won't suffer despite losing him
I'm not gonna deny they got an advantage over the wwe with writing and talent, but I feel like they might take a hit of some sort. Not huge, but noticeable.
>Del Rio is back
What the fuck else have I missed?
> Both these guys fighting for their place here tonight
This is what Iike to see.
I have an excellent stream FOR JUST
>no Wyatt shenanigans
I thought I was watching WWE...
I don't understand the appeal of Bray Wyatt. His promos are okay but as an actual performer he's so boring. He's not physically intimidating at all, does the internet just love his look because they see themselves in him, a fat, neckbearded, fedora-sporting, hawaiian shirt-wearing autist? Also Sister Abigail is a lame finisher, just because you add a stupid kiss to a reverse STO doesn't make it any more believable as a finishing move.
>tfw Survivor Series will be Undertaker's sendoff show
no taker vs sting?
>thank heaven that it's not confirmed to be his send off show
JESUS CHRIST, WON'T YOU LOOK AT THIS? THAT DUDE IS FUCKING HUGE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MAN SOOO BIG AND SOOO BLACK BEFORE IN MY LIFE. WHAT REASON WOULD HE HAVE ALL THOSE MUSCLES FOR ANYWAYS?
You should try thinking before you post something.
>Commentary broken up into two different threads cause someone doesn't understand the board
You should kill yourself before you cuck yourself
That's because Rusev's been a "heel" feuding with the worst faces the WWE had to offer, from Mark Henry to Big Show to John "Mister America but I'm wearing nothing but my own merchandise" Cena.
He's face as far as I'm concerned.
Well, I think that threw out half the people in the pool.
>Still mad cause /pol/ bros trolled up your beaner champ
Well, guess I'll go walk the dog.
It's really nice to have the interesting people go over.
Sasha, Bailey, and Charlotte can put on great matches.
Naomi is just hot.
The first Sasha vs Bailey for the NXT womens division was an honest to goodness fantastic match. The rematch was also very good but not quite as good as the first.
These are just facts.
NXT consistently delivers a better product than Raw.
I don't know who the fuck that fat lardass is still, nor that I'm interested in investing time to research. AND I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT.
Can someone do a trends comparison on him?
> 10 out of 86 remain
You guys aren't doing bad.
First off, fuck all of you. I'm only in this shithole because Kane wins the WWE title tonight.
Secondly. DAT NIGGA KANE GONNA WIN IT ALL TONIGHT!
I gave a shit when they did it the first time with Chris Beniot.
I also gave a shit when they did it the second time with John Cena.
I also gave a shit when they did it a third time with Daniel Bryan.
Now I do not give a flying flip fuck.
I cannot care about anything rollins does with the way he has been booked.