I need a distraction tonight, /b/
i dont wanna get out the razor again
post your kik sluts here
we send them dick and get back nudes
>Be some years ago, 14 years old
>See girl I like to fuck, about 11 years old
>Go over to said girl, talk to her
>Find out she was like 9
>still try to get with it
>nothing happens, forget about it
>Some years pass, get random friend request...
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This is my fetish, cum on her clothes. Post what you have
ITT: Autistic shit you did when you were a teen
Thread 404'd before I posted, so making it again.
>Be in 8th grade
>Slut girl sitting behind me notices
>"You look fuckable now, anon"
>I turn away and put my head on the table and wrap my arms over my head
>She still tries to speak to me
>I let out a high pitched "errmmmmm" sound and keep my head on the desk
>She keeps talking to the back of my head
>"I heard you asked out Abi, is that why you don't like me?"
>I turn around to reply
>"I never asked her out"
>I showed her my fingers
>"See, they're not even crossed"
>I can tell from her face she isn't convinced
>I take off my shoes
>I take off my socks
>I show her my feet and hands simultaneously
>"My toes aren't crossed either"
>"Put your shoes back on, anon"
>I realise what I've done
>I turn around
>I never speak to her again
Was in the school library 9th grade.
Suddenly a crotch come into focus.
It's going to sit on my shoulders.
I say "get your fat ass off me" thinking it a prank by a bother boy.
Was hot girl I wanted to fuck.
She hit me walked off in a huff
Never spoke to me again.
Bunch of us viewing Jackass in around 10 minutes at Sup tv org (that is a period before the org), hop in
Pokemon rule 34 thread
If your cock is not at least 7.5 inches long and 5.5 inches in girth. You should just kill yourself right now. You will never satisfy anyone. Anyone who did was just faking it to make you feel better.
I'm comfortable knowing that, when my wife brings other women home for me to fuck, I'm pretty much set
Life hack thread? Life hack thread.
Motivational Thread. Shit that motivates you.
Inspirational stories are good too. Yours or ones you have saved
Wallpapers. Share what you got
Work at a mortuary home in Southwales a very young girl mistakenly overdosed and passed away my boss asked me to pick her up at hospital
At her age it is proper to assume that she is still a virgin she died at 1 PM today I was thinking of turning on the Warmwater and getting out the lube what does b think well at least post photos of her corpse