Just stole some fancy cheese, toothpaste and toothbrushes from Countdown, just slipped them into my pockets when in a judged blind spot. Haven't done this for many years but I'm broke as fuck.
I've seen other shoplifting threads recently but I need inspiration for my next capers here in New Zealand. Don't want to get caught as am here on a work visa but I'm too lazy to work.
What can I get away with easily?
>Also NZ thread
You're probably on one of these in a break room somewhere
Post an obscure clue about your occupation
>anons guess what you do for a living.
I go first
Sup cunts, what do you guys drive?
>pic related, my SR20DET S14 and Spec R S15
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>It's late but that's okay
>Post fitting, nit over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
drawthread: thicc batz
How's everyone doing? Taking requests!
I'm doing amazing! I request nothing at all for I'm perfect and completely at ease with my existence.
pics she told you not to share cont.
Mexithread Parte 2, MaestroCogelón aquí (MC)
Any Mayhem fans on /b/?
fb fap thread
>ITT: People who will never get laid.
Oh, I should leave.
We make other anons hard/fap/cum with our best porn
You cant go to sleep until you get dubs
Oc creepshot thread
General cuck thread. Post girls you know or are related to and anons tell us how they'd use them
Lift her dress up and fuck her cunt
Cock rate thread. I wasn't very blessed but I'll start
Jeez I thought I was small. I hope that isn't hard.
This is me soft, about 5.5 hard.
Do you guys like my waifus?
name of the blue haired character on the right please
>Pic unrelated, deleted my files. I NEED SOME QUALITY LOLI NOW
Can Americans solve something as basic as this?
Nice start, not to far. I'm 903 Sherman/Denison. Anymore? I use to go to Dallas a lot.
What's the best way to stop abos from stealing shit off your front porch?
Cuck Captions Thread. Told you fuckers I'd be back. Post a pic you want captioned. Will also do some non-cuck stuff (lez, incest, etc) but it's gotta be a good picture. Will dump other Anon's girlfriends and wives I've done cause fuck it
Late night shota bread go
Celeb fap thread part 3
I will be taking requests for the next hour or so.
>no low quality images
>no fat or ugly girls
>if i dont bubble your image, it is because you have broken a rule
>Bitching wont make me photoshop your image
Alright, bumping with my own examples.
Can I get a trap thread? OC always welcome.