Can we ruin reddit's secret santa? It seems like it is one of their greatest points of pride is their big gift exchange. It is also a big way their corporate overlords make the $$
I don't know how it works but if it works like any other secret santa we should all just be able to sign up a bunch of times and give no gifts and ruin the trust of the whole give/receive system and sink the thing.
What do you say /b/ lets start up the internet hate machine and ride once more for great lulz.
I did, I signed up myself and made a couple accounts for people I know. Just read the rules a little more and yeah basically you'll get a free gift out of the deal and you'll be laughing at some moron who put his trust in kindness of internet stangers.
diaper thread? havent seen one in forever.
r34 thread since nobody except that one spamming faggot is making one
Anyone else there, though?
Taking requests also.
And so it returns, 4chan's second coming of the town game.
The aim is simple - at least one human must survive this bizarre land.
Your people have found themselves in the middle of a field with a stream and some berry trees. 100 brave souls have emigrated to this land.
First we must build a town, you have 3 buildings, and unlimited natural resources to choose.
First relevant posts ending in 1,2 or 3 will decide.
Trap thread GO
Why does this make my cock so hard. I always cringe when I see the guys suck trap cock but want to blow a load powered by nuclear energy when the traps get pounded by guys. I would pound a trap but can't imagine letting cock touch my mouth. The small dicked ones are the best. Usually depraved and it's basically a huge clit.
>My wife thinks it's funny and makes fun of me for it. She just wishes she had the looks. Lol.
more of this girl?
Everyone, meet Maude. Maude, everyone.
Maude is not the picture of physical wellness. She is, in fact, a disaster. This is not debatable and that status is irreducible. Axiomatically, she is a disaster. That said, however, she is a disaster with needs. Deep, gnawing needs. Here, I will regale you with a story about the time I spent with Maude.
We met online. The internet is such a great invention for the lonely, isn't it? I never had the confidence to seek someone with my fetish in real life. Maude told me something similar. The mere fact that we found one another seemed like serendipity; Maude likened it to Salk discovering penicillin. "Beautiful," I thought.
After chatting with one another for a few days and learning that we were a mere 100 miles apart, we decided to meet. I remember pulling into her driveway and sitting in my car and trembling with excitement. I'd already begun to seep through my pants; the corduroy glossy and moist like the side of a McDonald's bag. Her doorbell rang when my shaky finger pushed the button and the door immediately opened. She had been waiting.
We stared into each other's eyes for a moment. Mine were bright. Fiery with passion. Hers were dull and wet; wheat flour and molasses cookies left for days in a room with 100% humidity. Not a word was spoken. Slowly, she raised her chins, pointing her nose at the ceiling. And there it all was. Exposed. Explicit. Just like we had discussed.
Somehow the scent hit me even before my view had even focused. Sharp and acrid; an aged Stilton maturing at a tire fire. My mind reeled and I moved in.
I have a space between my front teeth. Why does this matter? It just so happens that the majority of her beautiful skin tags just fit between that gap. Their swollen tips are too fat, obviously, but their stalks aren't. That means once I get one in my mouth, I can use my teeth to pull. And pull. My tongue flicked against the turgid head as I stepped backward. The stalk stretched nearly a foot before it snapped. The head fell onto my tongue, leaking whatever gift was inside. Reverentially, I chewed. It took...
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nice guys dont get laid because they're not man enough to take what they want. Women respect an asshole and try harder to please him. The nuclear family is almost dead and betafags and feminism is to blame.
Prove me wrong... oh ya, you cant
guys I really fucked up, I'm obsessed with sportscars and I make $80,000 and I bought a yellow lambo for $138,000
I'm fucking scared I dont know what I'm suppose to do please help
this slut just got married, wanna jerk to her fuck pics? :]
I'm tired of your shit, /b/.
This place hasn't made me say "that's fucked up" in a long time now.
I can dump some content of my 'fucked up shit" folder, but only if it's appreciated.
Contributions welcome. And please, no gore. That is just so old.