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>got blowjobs twice a week for about 8 months
>fucked her pussy and ass
>now be 26
>still get to fuck her ass and get blowjobs
>her boyfriend doesn't know
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I was watching tv with my mom and eating cereal. She was just staring at the screen shell shocked. I saw the second tower come down. Went to school and didn't really understand what was going on.
I was in second grade on 9/11. Nobody explained to me what happened and we were asked to draw how we felt in art class about it.
I looked around at what everyone else was drawing and saw big buildings and fire and shit. So I drew a big tower will a helicopter flying into it.
Nobody ever told me shit when I was young and I didn't really learn about what happened until I was older so the event doesn't really affect me emotionally at all.
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Straight outta Iraq, crazy motherfuckers named ISIS
Formed a gang now we're sand Niggaz in a crisis
When I'm called off, your head gets sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, Putin, if ya fuck with me
The US are gonna hafta come and get me
500lb bombs, that's how I'm goin out.
For the UN motherfuckers that's showing out
Westerners start to mumble, they wanna war
Mix em and cook em in a pot like homemade C4
Going off on an Obama chimp muthafucker like that
With a gun on a toyota, that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for an attack move
Here's a martyr rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go camel toe to toe, no maybe
I'm nailin niggaz on the cross, daily
Until them white motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital I-S-I-S
Christfags, you don;t fuckin dare mess
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better stay low
Cause this suicide belt is ready to blow
As I leave, believe I'm cutting off heads
But when I come back non believer, I'm coming straight outta the Caliphate.
Share any good 9/11 jokes.
I bet on one of the planes a guy farted and it stank and before they died someone smelled it.
Also inside the building a guy was taking a massive shit and right when it pushed out the plane crashed and he spilt ketchup on his best tie so he was like "god damn it why" and he went to go wipe the shit off his eyebrows and tripped and fell out the tower and died.
Ask a guy who just joined ISI-
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