My life contains a very strange, very confusing(or at least it was at first) story. It's technically a secret that ive kept for a while, and im feeling that if i dont tell someone, it might get out in the wrong place at the wrong time. So, if /b/ would like to listen, its kind of a heart wrencher for me. Pic unrelated, though that is my rat.
There are tits
then there are Mommy Bags
ITT: the later
Post your beta/autism/cringe
this kinda thread ppl?
Just another day, just another thread.
Can we get a Kitten/ Short haired girl thread going?
>no rule 34 thread
Rule 34 thread.
Dumping 404 girl (only 3 images, but a dump nonetheless)
ID of the first poster that replies to this thread becomes new ayy lmao
Name me a Life changing book
Busty Indian thread. Go.
no. just bored and in the mood to boost up some 14yo to blurt out more whiteknight nonsense. I could use a good jester right now.
If anyone have some cub gore, plz post it here.
I hear Danielle is removing her twerk videos?
>never had a girlfriend before, hardly any friends
>it was during holidays
>first week of holidays passed with me staying home almost all the time, was getting pretty tired of this
>one day my mother interrupted me while i was playing starcraft just as usual
>'anon, your friends want to talk with you'
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>i didn't know the guy who organized this party. his house was huge and there was like fifty people inside already
>i knew some of them from school, never even talked with most of them, though
>'welcome to the party, anon,' said mike and hit me in the back a little too much. 'just do whatever the fuck you want, be yourself, anon,' he then said, leaving me alone. the girls went with him of course
>there was of course this one girl already at the party which stood out from the rest. she was a beautiful brunette and everybody knew her, even me, which is weird because she wasn't even from my school. her name was Lisa
>i didn't want her like most of the guys, probably because i didn't want to delude myself that i had any chances with her at all
>i just wanted to drink something as fast as possible to gain some confidence and maybe even try to have some fun
>suddenly my crush
>oh my god what is she doing here?
>she was just sitting there and talking with her female friend. i don't think she even knew who i was at that point
>meanwhile Mike was trying to pick up Lisa. he wasn't the only one of course, but one of the more successful players from the whole bunch
>'hi anon, you here?'
>it was David, one of my actual friends
>'here, have a drink,' he gave me a beer
>'let's talk, anon,' he then said. 'come on'
>we sat at the same table as my crush
>she didn't seem to care, no one did
>meanwhile Lisa and Mike started dancing, she was wearing sexy black short dress. most of the guys just looked at her for a few seconds, then we all pretended we don't care
>after several minutes of meaningless talk with David i started to feel a little drunk
should I continue?