That one celebrity pic that makes you cum so hard you lose weight
>inb4 hurrdurr 20014 fapin to pisc duurrr
Hard BDSM thread?
Dumping the little i have in my folder need to add more
NEW **JUSTIN BOURQUE OFFICIAL POLICE RADIO COMMENT THREAD***
"I killed her kids, I raped her, and then I smashed her head, in like this!"
lets do it /b/
A fake oldfag, that's the /b/ro I don't like.
A fake weeaboo, that's the /b/ I don't like.
A nigger lover, that's the /b/ro I don't like.
A moral fagger, that's the /b/ro I don't like.
HE'S STILL ALIIIIVVVE!
LISTEN IN ON THE ONGOING MANHUNT.
For those of you joining the party yesterday in a town called Mocton in Canada, Justin "Torque" Bourque has started a manhunt by killing some cops and currently has a 4 star wanted level.
Last night he went into the woods and still hasn't been found or caught. Even with 3 armored vehicles and helicopters and tac teams armed with FLIR.
Will the Maple Syrup Rambo make it out Alive? Whats his next move? GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
Here's biebs at an LA Clippers game with Donald Sterling's ex-thot. Wonder if Sterling got pissed about her sexting him on instagram. There's no place for biebs in the NBA.
name my band
hey /b/ whats your opinion on bestiality with spiders/insects/etc? Is getting a spider to bite your dick so you can masterbate furiously in the woods morally problematic?
Is keeping animals as pets that you can manipulate/agitate them into literally biting and poisoning your dick sexual slavery for the animal?
We did it /b/, we successfully saved the day.
It gets better, here is the hero's post-interview:
sup /b/, let me tell you a story about how i became attached to a chick and why you should avoid doing that with your life
>in my junior year of uni, pharmacology & toxicology major
>not a virgin, but i’ve never been in a serious relationship in my life
>join a student run organisation mostly catered towards business majors, because i honestly had nothing better to do with my free time
>start in the HR portfolio. the first interview i conducted was with this 8/10 chick who was going into her freshman year in commerce. we'll call her R
>R eventually ends up in my portfolio, where i become her director
>regional conference comes up. we bus there and i sit next to R on the trip and we talk the entire way there
>the conferences usually have pretty party heavy. the first night we go out to a club
>R is only 18 so she ended up staying in and studying for the entire night
>night 2 of the conference the party is in-house. R stays in their rooms drinking a bottle of vodka with coke
>at the party, out comes R who is drunk as fuck. she sees me and yells "ANON!", runs over and starts to grind her ass right on my dick
>get really uncomfortable because I am 4 years older than her and it feels almost a bit pedo
>eventually we break up and a friend of mine wants to get a place so the people we knew could party together. i said we could use my room because why not?
>goes to find R because i didn't want her to miss out
>sees her dancing with some random dude
>pulls her away from him, and tells her that there's a party going on in my room. the guy gives me a puzzled look and asks if she's with me
>i yell "she is now"
>go back to my room to party until it's 4 AM and i'm tired as fuck but it'd be a dick move to kick everyone out.
>R sees me on the couch about to crash, and tells me to follow her.
young legal teens 18+
RISK THREAD TIME MOTHERFUCKERS:
Rules are in the pic. Will start after five nations.
>Enclave checking in
>John Henry Eden here
A more funny GoT meme than this. Protip: you can't