Celebs with great asses
>put kim kardashian and you're nigger
California sluts thread
Sorry I had to.
ITT: Post Cuties
I was masturbating and thought it'd be a cool idea to edge. I got a little semen out and used it as lube to finish. After that, I really needed to pee, but I couldn't cause I just jacked off. Stupid me thought that if I jacked off again it would make it easier to pee, so I jacked off again. After that I really fucking needed to pee, but I couldn't, so I decided to wait. Finally I was able to and I went. But now, my penis head has been burning for the last hour. It feels like I need to pee still but I can't, urine is just dribbling down. I'm in a lot...
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Kik sluts thread
Hey /b/ros, poorfag here PLEADING for Counter Strike: Global Offensive. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198117078483
>also general steam beg thread
Why don't they make games that are fully compatible with Steam itself, as its platform and only requirement, and not reliant on particular operating systems? Then every game could work on any computer as long as it has Steam (and high enough spec).
I'm slowly greentexting all of my sexual experiences. Writing them down as I remember them, etc. Eventually I'll be able to present them all to /b/.
Anyway, here are two of my earliest experiences. If you're reading please take a moment to bump so the thread doesn't die while I'm posting.
>be in preschool
>me, a boy, and two girls are playing restaurant
>some other kid barges in
>he’s got the pretend first-aid kit
>it’s got all the cool medical shit
>I’m jealous because I didn’t know we had that toy at the preschool
>kid is like ”this is a doctor’s office now”
>I’m totes jelly so I’m not playing along
>I’m still pretending to cook food
>he tells the other three kids to lie down
>then he starts pulling down their pants
>right away one of the girls flips out and is like “NO”
>she storms off
>kid keeps doing it to the boy and girl who are left
>they’re chill about it
>they’re talking to each other about pretend-plans for the day
>meanwhile the kid uses the medical tools on them
>focus is primarily on the penis and vagina areas
>I’m still making a pretend-cake, but gawking at them
>kid looks at me
>”anon you’re a doctor too and we need to do surgery on both of them”
>but my cake...
>"anon they're going to DIE unless we help them"
>the boy and girl look at me, worried
>well fuck I don't want their deaths on my hands
>kid has the patients turn over (pants still pulled down)
>apparently the surgery involves us trying to shove tools into their butts
>we figure out that the handle ends of the tools seem to cause less discomfort in the patients
>so we flip our tools around
>start dildoing these kids' assholes
>suddenly the kid sees there’s a spot open at the wooden train table and he runs off
>I’m left pushing plastic handles INCHES deep into these two other kids
(no fucking clue why there weren't parents or teachers around for playtime)
>I distinctly remember being worried that my pretend-cake was going to burn
>I ask my patients if they’d like to go back to playing restaurant
>they were like “okay”
>so we stop and go back to playing restaurant
>my pretend-cake turned out okay and everybody agreed it was delicious
Part 1 of 3
>parents go to the gym and often take me
>gym has a kid's playroom (a small room with no windows)
>probably used to be an office or something
>wall-mounted TV playing Nickelodeon
>huge chest of toys (that was cool)
>small table and chairs with crayons and paper, etc
>and a small private bathroom
>it was kind of scary because nobody would check on us
>me and other kids would be dropped off and left to fend for ourselves
>on this particular day it was just me
>drawing at the table
>cute girl is dropped off by her parents
>"we'll be back in an hour, sweetie"
>she’s taller than me, so probably older than me (maybe 9 years old)
>notice she has a backpack
>other than that don’t really pay attention to her
>i'm too busy drawing ninja turtles or something
>eventually I get bored of drawing and look around for something else to do
>see her backpack against the wall
>and what looks like her shoes, white tights, and underwear in a pile next to it
>that’s weird, did she change her clothes or something?
>I look over to the girl
>she’s in the corner on the floor playing with toy farm animals
>she’s in a frilly, knee-high Sunday dress
>but she’s on all fours so it’s hiked up
>and her naked ass is pointed right at me
Conitnue thread - You and your army of zombie nigger cops go to the nearest preschool and arrest children. Where do you go with them? Dubs.
OP, bring them to a sweat shop. Put them to work making money for you.
They will make lemonade and sell it at cheap prices with no food and little pay.
Profit increase by 10% every post.
OP this got dubs on the old post. Check
ITT: We post the best nudes you posses
pics you arent supposed to share thread
Pics of young sluts sucking dick/cumshots whatever.
Porn webm thread
Hey anon, what can I get ya?