New r34 thread! Continued from
how do i go about getting my gf to suck a big black veiny cock in front of me?
any one have experience in this?
Wow. Those really are some nice trips I just got.
s/fur is best for sure
>be Christmas time
>sister had been asking for Cards Against Humanity for two years
>she's an annoying cunt but decide to get it for her anyway
>nah I just want positive reinforcement and possible sex
>she's chubby, but in the fuckable way, and there's been legit sexual tension between us for years
>would always give her massages
>one time even asked if I loved her
>"y-yeah, as a sister..."
>gotta keep myself open
>not sure if she still wants it
>wait until 5 days before Christmas because I'm a lazy fuck
>order on amazon, shipping & handling is insane, whole thing cost maybe 40 or 50, might have bought something else
>fuck Amazon Prime
>3 or 2 days before Christmas
>in middle of fap
>mom attempts to come in, but I'm one step ahead of that shit
>"anon, why is the door locked?" every fucking time
>my answer is always "force of habit"
>pull up pants
>get on the floor
>I'm just fucking with you
>"A package came for you, anon."
>leaves me alone
>boner is kill, though
>decide to go down and get it before I start up again
>sister sitting at table, mom standing at counter, looking at package
There's a cam whore on twitch right now, BlondieWondie, who is pretending to be a gamer playing hearthstone. I got banned from chat for asking how many tips before she gets topless, and I think it would be funny if all of a sudden dozens of people were on her stream asking how much for tits, etc...
ITT: We Raid Reddit
69 Decides what subreddit we raid and what we post.
lets do it /b/
ITT: If you get dubs, you must post a pic of your ass and other anons rate.
Timestamp if possible. Easy mode: just your bare ass. Hard mode: sharpie in pooper.
/b/ros, I need your help in life/love-based things.
>be together with girl for more than 2y.
>all good, sometimes stress but I think this is normal.
Now... I'm scared that I miss something in my life, I'm 19y old.
Should I break up with her? I love her but I don't want to miss something in my life...
B-) hottest teen girls you know
> 7th grade
> have butch lesbo teacher for Health
> do everything physically possible to fuck with her
> cut out piece of paper shaped as a phone and pretend to text under desk
> when she would take take the iPaper I would just whip out another
> Shrek was really big at the time so I would say "donkaaayyyy" and progressively get louder
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ITT: We make a song, first to get trips has to vocaroo it.
Maximum 5 words per post ples
>Also, check 'em
Came in like a Qwakking ball
It's a standard wooden recurve, though at a pretty low draw weight. Damn, I never get around to using it so I even forgot how much; I think it's 45lbs though. 70'' in length bcus I'm tall with long arms.
I suppose that's true. Now that's freedom.
With a single extremum and no points of inflexion?
step 1) go to college/university
step 2) dorm