> Be me
> See this girl posted a lot, don't think much of it
> Fixing a friends pc, needs new hard drive and he's useless so asks me to handle everything
> see this girl
> Don't think much of it because he browses /b/ and likes redheads
> Cleaning his porn files
> Find some hidden folders, looks like he's been trading pics with random girls...
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Celeb Thread fap
I thought Perfection didn't exist.
Then I found Hayley Atwell.
Lately I like to edge on cam while a bro feeds me pics of our favorite celebs. My cam window is split screen and I put whatever pics he sends up next to me on cam as I edge.
He can either roleplay as if she's watching me, or we can just chat about her.
It's my new favorite way to play, and it makes me fucking ERUPT, usually 7-10 ropes. I don't even watch porn anymore. I'd much rather play with celebs.
Was ist euer Lieblingsessen?
Wie groß und wie schwer ist die ideale Frau?
Wie oft könnte ihr euch am Tag einen runterholen?
Vermisst ihr Stefan Raab?
Bonus 1: Erzählt eine Grüntext-Story
Bonus 2: Postet ein Gedicht
Erinnerung das Boxxer nicht nur Wein im Klo wegspült.
wie bringe ich sie dazu nackfotos zu schicken?
What's with dudes and wanting to eat ass now..?
Shit is fucking gross.
enemas, when done thoroughly, make for squeaky clean holing.
plus its fun to blow raspberries into her hole and have her fart it back out at you.
you blow into her vag and she could die from an embolism
New FB fam thread. Post em
Welcome October. Last digit is the number of girls you will fuck this month
cuck thread! post bitches you know, anons say how they would degrade and use them. reply for reply
New thread Boxxy/Catie
4chin birthday party; GO!
Hablen espanol aqui.
TERRORIST ATTACK ON PARIS INCOMING
Some guy posted on french forums jeuxvideos.com that he was going to do a suicide bomb attack
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
They managed to get his facebook where he posted 2 public posts where he showed he was right in front of the Eiffel tower
I'll keep you guys updated
Everyone is posting on his profile this is getting crazy
Too lazy to translate right now any translator would be fine
They sent his profile to the police twitter is super active atm
Hey /b/ I have a Story you may enjoy.
>7 years old
>My Parents both worked 24/7 One being a Building Inspector and the Other being a Nurse.
>I was pretty much raised by my Aunt.
>She also was the Manager of our local JCPenney.
>There was a Snow Day and I was home from School. My Aunt had to work that particular day as did my Parents so I had no other choice than to go to work with her.
>Pretty much stayed in the Employee Breakroom and played my Tiger Electronics Pinball Game.
>Employees would come and go but I pretty much ignored them.
>But then this Pretty Woman came in and pulled up a seat beside me at the table.
>She asked what I was playing.
>I told her "Electronic Pinball"
>She said that was "Neat" and asked if I wanted something from the Vending Machine. I brought my own lunch and told her "No thank you" Still. She was adamant and finally I told her "Ritz bits" She handed them to me And said she'd be back later.
>I was like O...K.
>By Aunt finally came in the break room and saw the Ritz Bits.
>She asked how I got those and I told them a lady bought them for me.
Here we go again, r34
Do you dare to play Russian roulette?
Rolling a 6 means you DIE
Dubs and you can leave
Trips and you shoot everyone.
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
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YLYL post your best shit
dont worry my friends im here to make new 4chan great again
need more gay porn on ylyl threads
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
That was a pretty fun thread.
I found a way to disable these fucking hats after some searching.
Type +stophat102016 in comments to disable them
Post ITT or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Favorite girls to fap to.
shes a friend of mine. shes not a camgirl to my knowledge.
Do you personally believe you are more, less or on parity when it comes to intelligence compared with President Barack Obama?
Reply honestly. Answers on a postcard please.
I don't know. It's hard to determine how smart he really is; he has very intelligent people writing his speeches, coaching him on how to answer questions and suggesting policy for him.
can we have a perfect ass thread?
>No trap thread
How can we fix this?
Oh, I know. Gonna start off with some fresh OC.
Sauce preferred but not required
Go fap to regular woman you fucking pedophile
Drawthread lord execution edition
Drew this on my tablet, took me a better part of an hour. Would someone give me some tips/ tricks on how to be a better artist?
my ex wont leave me alone, send him gore. Illpost his social media soon
Pics you share for the pure enjoyment of exposing
You have the chance to pick one video game character to fuck? Who do you pick?
You fall in love, you lose
No fucking chance, mate. Try harder.
So is torrenting over forever or is all the sites being down or terrible just a temporary setback?