Poorfag/Joblessfag here. I have no money, no food, but a glorious voice and will say anything you want me to for money. Hell, I'll even say it for free. I don't give a shit.
I'm about to get kicked out of my apartment, and this is my last ditch effort to scrounge up enough cash to not get kicked out.
say "back in the summer of 1973, my friends and i used to play ball at the park in our neighborhood. little johnny had the best pitch while pete had that strong swing. we were probably the best little league team in our neighborhood. but then everything changed once the fire nation attacked." for free
Or jerk off on my microphone and record it
I wish I was on the radio, and I've even sent in voice clips and resumes to the local stations, but no response.
You should stream vidya games on Twitch until you can get partnered. I would highly enjoy chilling out listening to someone with a voice like yours. There are a few streamers with decent voices I know of, but not quite as chill as yours.
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good voice op good voice!
man I have some weird scenario here, my voice is normal, but when I use the mic all girls starts hitting on me, too bad I'm a fat fuck though. would help if I could but I'm in the ditch too, good luck man
And if that doesn't pan out for you, you're going to need to head on over this way.
Some seriously good info over there for living cheap/free. I know. I'm fucking homeless. GG OP.
say this, for free pls, broke dick nigger here as well
I'll hunt him down and feed him his own testicles and i do it in a jiffy and i don't care if his momma their, his grand mamma, innocent bystanders, little kids, baby-sitters, bill collectors, whatever! id leave his whole block filled with hot brass if i have to. and you know why? cause i just don't give a fuck.
This is "The Man with the Golden Voice", shown on the news a year or so ago, had an amazing voice but homeless because of his drug addiction; he got some notoriety after being on TV, given a job and whatnot, but was apparently unable to completely kick the habit and wound up homeless again. Nice voice though.
Is that you in the picture? I saw you on TV. You spoke well and someone gave you a job working in radio or something. How did that work out for you?
Berries and cream! Berries and cream! I'm a little lad who love berries and cream! (higher pitch) Berries and cream berries and cream im a little lad who loves berries (clap) and creeeaaam.
Do it for the dog
Have you tried getting a job for adverts,video games,tv documentaries,etc?.. At least, ok here's your next mission; Send some reports out to some companies and see if they like it, etc..
I love you man. Good luck getting the money you need.
>incoming 5 dongs
YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MEN SIR. MAY FORTUNE FIND YOU IN YOUR TRAVELS
Not a problem. Once again, I wish you the best of luck.
>better top the luck with tits.
Your microphone sucks OP... or else you are applying too many effects.
Anyway... this company is doing another voice contest soon. check it in a month
Wish I had something to send but can you say,
"Hey Zach, you flaming cock mongler, I bet you actually get hard when Dom tickles your bum."
But seriously dude, you'd make a great voice actor. Try sending some samples to someone.
I use an AKG condensor microphone and put a little compression and EQ on it. Here's the stalker clip from above without effects.
Does that sound better, or is it really just the mic?
I also had no idea about that contest. Thanks so much for that.
can you do this (or at least a part of it) plz, but in a very serious talking voice and getting angry towards the end, like reporting a tragedy or something like that.
I’m a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Tip me over and pour me out
in a world, where 4chan has access to the greatest voice actor of all time.... north korea has collective balls the size of peanuts
"That's how I was left there, alone. With all the tortured voices in my own head. Cutting my hands collecting the scattered shards of my broken soul. Drifting alone in this dark void of madness with no company but the echoing of my own screams throuought the vast silence of the emptiness inside me for all eternity"
"May your anus be stretched by endless sodomy so long as the universe remains in motion. Your nipples will be chafed by the corrugated cocks of shit demons, crafted in the womb of the vulpine temptress herself. The only cure to your spiritual infection of the anus is pure, unadulterated...Dom."
"I'm a poor nigger faggot, and I'm about to get kicked out of my nigger apartment. Please, I'll even suck cock just give me money."
I'll pay you 5 fucking bucks, just for making me laugh.
Here I was, just minding my own business enjoying my Second Amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me!
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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