I want to hold one by the scruff of the neck until he shits himself dry and then punt him like a football. Or better yet, punt him over his herd while shitting to shower them all.
Fucking love shit like this, it's just hilarious. I think it's Russian memes in general.
That's the point.
Brony trolling, effectively. Someone on /mlp/ drew a "fluffy", a really fuzzy version of a pony, that was sickeningly adorable. More people drew them. Eventually they came up with a "backstory"; fluffy ponies were made as pets to cash in on the success of My Little Pony, genetically engineered, limited intelligence, and very very fragile. They destroyed Cleavland.
Fluffies are genetically engineered bio toys that ended up breeding like a motherfucker and became a nuisance. They're also annoying and butt fucking retarded, hence the reason why they are abused and killed in various ways.
Do YOU even space?
NASA already proved that a vacuum doesn't make humans and animals explode due to lack of pressure. They figured this one out years and years ago when they accidentally exposed an astronaut to near-vacuum conditions in a lab experiment. Turns out that skin is pretty good at keeping our insides inside.
Also, the only way to passively dump heat in space is via infrared radiation, which is extremely inefficient. A body in space stays warm for a long time before losing it's heat and freezing.
That's not to say that other stuff wouldn't happen, but exploding and instantly freezing wouldn't happen.
Not the guy who made that, but in space you don't just freeze over unless you contact stray matter. Most of the freezing of the skin during decompression is from the last bit of air thinning out and sublimating moisture on the skin, causing flash frostbite. If there's nothing but a vacuum, however, there's no matter to actually draw the heat out via contact. Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous thing about space (besides having all the air ripped out from your lungs and all of the alveoli ruptured, as well as your trachea exploding from a large quantity of air being yanked out all at once) is not freezing, but being irradiated without the protection of the atmosphere; hence the fluffy starting to catch fire.
You'll be completely desensitized after 2 or 3 threads. Don't worry about it.
Good question, you're right.
They just had to represent it somehow. With all that fluff, you wouldn't readily get to see the blisters that evidence being microwaved.
Though exploding from irradiation does seem within the realm of possibility. Kind of like that guy in Kick-Ass the mobsters put in the industrial sanitizer.
I wouldn't say their retardation is what gets them killed or abused. Their retardation is why the react the way that they do to stimuli. Most ask why they are being hurt, often begging the sorry stick or the cat to not hurt them.
The writing is about as good as you're ever going to get from a greentext story, but the content is a bit meh. The liberties taken with the canon are a bit too much and it puts me off.
this is even worse than brony threads
why are you alive?
Thanks. That one is my favorite. It's so genuinely tragic, the fluffy pony has visibly gone through hell just to find its mate softer food so it doesn't have "Mouth hurties" any more, but the softer food causes crippling pain and presumed death.
It's like if you crawled through a war zone to find your wife a brownie, and the brownie gave her cancer
and another one, probably my personal fave
>It's like if you crawled through a war zone to find your wife a brownie, and the brownie gave her cancer
Also, I never knew hydrangeas are semi-poisonous. The more you know!
>Walking home from shit tier warehouse job at 3AM
>Pass by dirty alley near apartment
>Hear soft chirping from a box by the dumster
>I swear to god if there are fluffies moving into my neighboorhood
>Walk down alley
>See small fluff pile of sleeping ponies
>Four fluffies, one male, one very pregnant mare, and two smaller foals
>I don't want more ponies shitting up the place
>Kick box of sleeping fluffies over
>They all immediately start crying
>WHAA WHY FWUFF PIWE FAWW OVER
>Nu wan wake up, too cowd!
>Owchies! Hu hu huuuu
>Male fluffy stands up, faces me
>Dummeh munstah! Nu huwt fwuffy famwy! Go way!
>Female and two younger fluffies cowering by dumster
>Pick up male by the scruff of his neck
>Owchies! Put down! Nu want ouchies! Dummeh munstah!
>Immediately grab one of his back legs, squeezing, twisting, and snapping it with a loud crack
>WHAAAAAAA! OUCHIES! NU WAN OUCHIES! WEGGY HUWT!
>"Nuuu daddeh! Nu huwt daddeh munstah!" the mother and babies all cry
>"SHUT UP" I scream at all of them
>"Okay here's the deal, I don't want you fluffies around my apartment. So you are going to leave right now. Forever. Got it?"
>Well great, this problem isn't going anywhere
>Fluffy family are all hugging each other, sobbing
>Pissed off at these wastes of oxygen, I decide to mess with them a bit
>"Okay you worthless shit" I growl at the whimpering male I'm holding "If you want down, and to get huggies from your family, you have to tell your 'special friend' that you hate her"
>B-but nu hate speshuw fwiend, wuv speshuw fwend!
>Grab his mangled leg, start twisting and pulling on it, with a sickening popping noise
>OUCHIES, NU MOW HUWTIES! NEED HUGGIES! PWEASE NU MOW!
>"You know what you have to say to get down!"
>Hold the fluffy out towards the crying mare
>F-fwuffy ha-*sniffle*-fwuffy hate speshuw fwiend...
>The mare stops sobbing for just a second, looking genuinely hurt
>It literally just watched me torture this thing into saying that, and believed it
>Fluffies are so fucking stupid
>Snap it's neck before it can finish apologizing
>Drop it's corpse in front of the pregnant mare and her two babies
>W-why speshuw fwiend hate mommah....momeh is gud mommeh...
>The babies walk up to their fathers corpse
>Daddeh...? Nu time fo sweepies...pwease wake up daddeh..
>Pick up both the foals
>The mother is in hysterics
>NU TOUCH BABEHS! BABEHS NEED MOMMEH! NO HUWTIES PWEASE!!
>"Mommeh! Too high! Scawy! Hu hu huuuu" The babies cry
>"Alright you stupid cow. Here's the fun game we're going to play" I say
>Nu wan pway game! Wan babbehs! She crys through her sobs
>"You get to pick one of your foals to keep. Just one. The other one is going to sleep. Forever."
>Nuu!! Need bof babbehs! Nu huwt babbehs! Nu sweepies!"
>She's completely lost it, and can barely function at this level of hysterics
>Can't move either, pregnant fluffies are hilariously fat
>Start shaking her babies just enough to terrify them
>Momah! Wan down! Gif huggies! Hu huu!
>Her babies fear brings her back to reality
>Mommah gif huggies! Pwease gif babbehs back!
>"YOU KNOW THE RULES. PICK ONE. ONE."
>She starts crying quietly
>Crouch down to her level, extend her babies out
>They're both reaching out towards her, crying
>Pwease gif huggies!
>She reaches out towards the one on the left first in an attempt to hug it
>Stand back up
>"So, you pick this one, huh?"
>NU! NU PICK! NEED BOF BABBEHS!
>"Okay! Well here's YOUR baby!"
>Whip around, hurl the baby she chose at the wall overhand
>It smashes into the wall, blood splatters as it's head collapses in on itself
>The remaining baby starts sobbing, the mother is horrified, in complete silence
>Pick up the dead foal, toss it's body next to it's father
>"What kind of mother chooses between her own babies? This is what you get for being such a terrible mother, this is your own fault."
>Nu...nu am bad mommeh.....am gud momah...
>Hold the remaining foal inches away from my face
>"Your own mother was going to let you die so she could keep your brother. She was going to KILL you, because she loved your brother more. She clearly doesn't love you at all, does she?"
>Drop foal at the mares feet
>The mare starts desperately trying to hug it
>The baby seems confused and upset for a second
>Mommeh...wan kiw babeh? Why momah nu wuv babeh....
>NUU! MOMEH WUV BABEH! NU WAN FOWEVEW SWEEPY BABEH!
>"She picked you to die. She doesn't love you."
>Hate mommah! Mommah meanie! Dummeh mommah!
>The foal bolts. Runs out of the alley, straight into the road
>Babeh come back! Nu wan babeh huwt! Wuv babeh!
>From the road, the foal turns back towards it's mother
>Hate mommah!! Hate momm-
>Splattered by a car
>Holy shit, that could not have gone better
>Stiffle a chuckle at the hilarity
>The mare, still laying like a bloated cow next to most of it's dead family, begins sobbing quietly
>"This is your fault, you're a terrible mother."
>Am bad mommah....wuwst mommah....babehs hate mommah, speshuw fwend hate mommah....
>I think my work here is done
>Kick the corpses behind the dumster, kicking dirt into her face at the same time
>Turn to walk away from the sobbing mare
>Take two steps, stop
>Shit, the mare is still pregnant. There's just going to be more of these things next week.
>Turn around, walk up to the crying mass of fur. It's not paying attention anymore, too busy blubbering
>Without skipping a beat, deliver a hard kick straight into her stomach
>The wind is completely knocked out of her
>B...babehs.....in momah....babehs huwt....nu move....
>Whirl around, walk away
>As I turn the corner I can still hear the mare crying to herself
>Am wowst mommah....
>Well that was neat, I wonder if taco bell is still open.
Well, probably not quite that many. There are probably a handful of duplicates.
Also I uploaded the Fall of Cleveland a while ago:
>mfw my first thought was "how the hell do you get it off?"
might as well post my favorite one
Because it's funnier that way.
Guy called Kostansa. That's the only thing he's posted on the booru so far.
Love this one. I think it's the stupid names that does it. Fluffies are so dumb.
wawa's always been the most common. I don't know why, wotah does make much more sense
Look at the eyes in the first few panels.
Where did WolframSparks disappear to? His set ups were always the best...
Nowhere. He posted something yesterday.
Now, for the 13-14 century, Mongol Empire is to keep the area of most people in history. Pastures in Central Asia, such as the north and covers the end of Siberia, to extend the southern Indochina, the Indian subcontinent, the Iranian plateau, the Middle East, and it spread from Central Europe to the Sea of Japan.
Leader Genghis Khan, the Mongol Empire was born from the unity of the Turkic tribe of Mongolia and Mongolian history. Khan said, the rule of the Mongols in 1206. Empire grew rapidly under the rule of the people under his power, and send all the fighting. Connect to the east and the west and Pax happy, and allow for the formation of the market, technology, products, and distribution, the great African kingdom, change and Eurasia.
I think it's a STALKER reference.