Best of 4chan thread
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That's not on 4chan. The 4chan background color is yellow.
IMO best greentext story of my life. Old but good.
From some thread where a guy fucked his girlfriend, after it was done she went to the bathroom and he heard her have a shit. He complained about it, this poster made me giggle like a silly cunt for a good fucking while
LO-FUCKING-L, had forgotten about the old lickaroo
Ha, I was in that thread. OP was a massive faggot as usual.
I always really question how legit this is. I mean, I haven't tried it, but wouldn't a raging boner just stick up and pull the damn string of the tampon until the tampon comes out?
here's an OC that this reminded me of
>Be at friends house
>take gigantic shit in toilet, wont flush, leave in toilet
>friends sister goes in toilet, must have also taken a dump without noticing
>friends mother goes in toilet, 'wtf *sister's name* you blocked the toilet you better get here and sort that shit out'
>friends sister spent 20 minutes scraping mine and her shit out of toilet, biggest trollface.jpg.
with the device lodged in the anus, and the surrounding pants I don't think it would.
My questions is what about when you've lost your erection and the string comes off?
dem replies tho
>those cops will never be the same.
I saved this from a /lit/ thread where people post the opening lines of their novel. I thought this one was worth a chuckle
I hate to be "that guy", but this is bullshit. Most of these stories are bullshit, but I actually know the source of this one, because I either read it, or heard the story back in like '07.
Inb4 the "acts of fiction" bullshit.
Recent vintage. Too bad that I couldn't get the animated gifs in this cap. That's what made this epic.
Trying to keep this from dying. A classic for your amusement.
I've been sitting here at work for 2 hours reading this bullshit and laughing my ass off. I love you faggots
as somebody who just graduated from his frat days, this actually gave me major feels
one of my bros had a '82 Cadillac Deville that literally almost dragged on the ground...fuckin snoop deville was the shit
The time /b/ crashed a live twitter feed at some convention