Well seems like there is no people around, neither OP.
Each of my tentacles have cum from a relative of mine!
>my gf's swoon over him
>tell me it's to bad he's my brother
>they just laugh if I ask, did you fuck him?
>I start to get angry
>I start to get jealous
>one night I can't take it
>sneak into his room
>stand there looking at him
>see his cock is tenting his pj's
>reach down and slide it through the flap
>my panties are soaking now
>slowly sit on bed
>lightly grasp it
>start stroking it while I rub my pussy
>do it for a few minutes
>feel his precum dripping over my hand
>about to suck his cock
>then it happens
>a whisper from behind me
>susan, wh-what are you doing
>get over here
>she grabs me, drags me to my room
>she berates me
>calls me a whore, a slut
>leaving she says this isn't over
>I lay on my bed
>I think what I've done
>I try to go to sleep
>10 minutes later I hear my mom scream
>YES BABY, FUCK YOUR MOMMY
>that fuckin bitch.
I know this shit has been accepted on \b\ for a very long time, but seriously why would you fucks even stoop so low to masturbate and fantasize about this?
Behind the computers you all act up as if you've done this and that, then you act as if you have a life. Grow the fuck up and come back to the reality world. If you are above the age of 15 and still unemployed, without an education or any hopes for the future, then do yourself a fucking favor and get your shit together.
This is just embarrassing to even witness.
enjoy only good looking children for 2 generations. after that you'll have fucked up flipper babise.
Wait Natalie noooo it's not what it looks like I promise!
>How could anyone get off at this shit.
That describes just about every fetish on the internet.
All that rage does not erase the fact that you fucked your aunt.
Not to mention your uncle...
Because you know, he's DEAD!!!
Yes well to enjoy bondage or feet are fetishes. And a lot of more; but to stoop low enough to fantasize about your family members.
You're in a house with your family where there are mutual trust between you lot, but behind that you can't stop thinking about fucking your mother or sister.
It is nothing other than plain pathetic.
Do you have such a hard time finding someone that you have to turn to your own flesh and blood?
>Grew up in a small shit town
>19 at the time
>Younger sister is my only other sibling
>Moved out for college but still went back home during summer & winter vacation
>Back home for the summer
>One night I call up old friends to go get wasted at the bar
>Get there, it's just me and a bunch of bros shooting the shit and downing pitchers
>2 or 3 pitchers laters, I come back from the washroom and see that my underage sister and her underage friends got in with fake IDs, or no one bothered to check at the door
>They are already white-girl wasted, dancing to music that isn't playing and screaming YOLO unironically
>Whatever, continue bro-ing out with friends even though now both our group of friends are intertwined.
>Several shots of tequila and a few more pitchers later, I'm in the washroom for a good 20 minutes trying to decide if I should throw up or not.
>One of my friends literally kicks in the door
>"OH SHIT MAN SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN HERE SORRY, YOU ALL RIGHT BRO?"
>"Yeah, I'll just have some water and maybe call it a ni-"
>"HERE, I SAVED SOME FOR YOU"
>I realise that he has a line of coke on his phone
>Snort the whole thing up, feel MUCH better
>"ANYWAYS DUDE I'M OUTTA HERE, GONNA TAKE THAT KAREN GIRL HOME"
>"huh? oh SEE YOU DUDE IT'S BEEN GOOD"
>wash up for a bit, feel my face while staring in the mirror for a while
>walk back out, realise that literally everyone but my sister and another friend of mine are gone
>"oh hey dude, I just called a back, you and femanon want to hop in too?"
>" huh? yeah that sounds good I think yeah maybe I'll have a cigarette before we leave do you think we have time for me to have a cigarette actually I don't have any on me, I don't usually smoke but"
>"..... your sister has some, I see that Tommy decided to share the wealth with you eh?"
>"hhnngggg yeah" I grab a cigarette from my sister's purse, she is laying almost motionless face down on the table "she drank too much eh?"
My god I am so hard right now
Check the CAPTCHA
NO NO NO!!! Lies!
Well... my uncle is dead.
I agree with this guy. I don't like spending time fapping to people I know at all, let alone my own family. Fapping to cartoons, to porn or what-not does not equate to pictures or the thoughts of you own fucking family.
Wait! I forgot!
I am YOU, now.
I'm just going to visit our aunt right away.
>"yeah, but we've all been there before, let's get her up before the cab gets here"
>My friend and I get my sister up who is making noises with her mouth but not quite speaking English, we bring her outside where I finally light that cigarette
>"It was a good night though" I tell my friend while exhaling "I guess everyone else left in a hurry to get laid eh?"
>"haha yeah, well Tommy and S-"
>"mngh CIGARETTE" my sister finally shows sign of life and tries to claw the cigarette out of my face
>"haha okay there" I say while backing up and speed-smoking the cigarette only to notice lights behind me "I guess that's us then?"
>"Yeah, I've got your sister"
>We all pile up in the back, my sister between us and while driving to our friend's house first, she kept leaning on me and her hand kept resting my lap and crotch, making me really hard and uncomfortable
>Our friends gets out and pays his fare, the cab drives us home as I have to constantly keep my sister upright and from grabbing at my hard cock.
>"Okay thanks! Goodnight" I throw money at the cab driver and drag my sister out who is barely able to walk
>"huhhhfml,blh" my sister mutters
>"What's that?" I ask while unlocking the front door
>"UH was giving Chris a handjob, cockblockerrrrrr"
>"Yeah....no... not really" I decide to bring her downstairs and have her chill out for a bit, maybe drink water and eat something.
>I grab some gatorade, have her sit down on the couch, I sit next to her and turn the TV on.
>"Let me know if you're going to get sick, okay"
>She once again starts to lean on me
>I lay her down on the couch and try to shake my boner off
>I fold out the couch and lay next to her
>"I'm just going to lay here for a bit okay?"
>she takes her pants halfway off
>boner is reaching critical mass
>I place my hand on her stomach to gauge her reaction
>she grabs it and places it right on her pussy
I'm going to do worse to your aunt, you pathetic hero...
I will WOO her!
>"Do you want this?" I whisper as I slide a couple of my finger under her panties and rub up against her pussy
>"mmmm yeaaaaah" she mutters with her eyes close and then bites her lip
>I need to cum and I need to cum right now
>take her pants off, take her panties off with my teeth as I sneak my hands under her bra and squeeze her tits
>"ungh..... fuck... fuck me"
>"You seriously don't have to ask me twice" I think to myself while taking my own pants off and grabbing a condom
>I start off by licking her recently-shaven pussy, I recognize the smell of her bodywash from walking in the washroom after she's taken a shower and it drives me right up the fucking wall
>"MMMMmmmmm" her moans are getting louder even though her eyes are still close "ungh.... Jake"
>my name isn'tJake
>don't care, roll the condom down my iron-red-hot cock
>stick it in her with her legs spread on the fold-out couch we used to play on as kids and I almost cum instantly
>she grabs my ass and claws at it, almost shoving her nails up my ass
>I start to get a good rhythm going, nothing too hard to wake her or my parents up
>I lift her shirt and bra up just to get a good look at her 17 year-old tits, I then look down out my crotch to watch my own dick thrusting in and out of her pussy
>This is so wrong, I am her brother, but I don't care
>I start to pound her harder, trying to control myself, I reach in and teaser her clit with my thumb and index finger
>"uuuUUUNNGGGGGHHH" her moan nearly turns into a scream as her eyes open, staring at first at the ceiling, then finally staring into my own
>I'm shaking all over, swinging my head left and right
>She punches me three times, it does nothing
>I start punching her, I irish whip her into the ropes and give her the big boot
>I run the ropes
>jump 10 feet into the air
>Atomic Leg Drop, new WWF Champion
>Pontiac Silverdome explodes with 80 000 screaming Hulkamaniacs
HAHA WHOOPS, BROTHER, I GOT SO EXCITED ABOUT HULKAMANIA THAT I FORGOT MY PICTURE, BROTHER
does anybody have the one where this girl with dark hair is standing there and it seems like normal wincest but by the end it's degraded to full on hulk hogan talk with a comment about taking her championship belt
Is this the Spider-Man thread Dr. Oedipus talked about?
No! Fuck off this is spiderman's thread!
No sorry, I also like the one where he's photoshoped in the background on a wall
Wincest is ubiquitous, anon-hero!
You have no chance against its powers.
These are gold, bro. I don't know if ou created them or not, but they're awesome.
Can we get along just to fuck with another thread? Spidey thinks we have the power to derail anyone! Muahahaha
Hulk Hogan just doesn't do it for me in the wincest department. Although he's probably nailed his daughter.
Where's the Spider-Man?
Did the villains win?
The villians win, striking a blow for Truth, Wincest, and the /b/tard way of life.
I dunno. Sliding my cock between the Hulk's pecs just doesn't excite me as much as it would doing it to my sister.
I'm done for today.
See you /b/ros in another Spiderthread
Wincister Six out.