Name it Steve, create a Facebook for it, add it as a friend, put you two in a relationship, then go back to your profile and profess your love. If anyone asks if it's a joke, get really mad and invalidate something in their life.
If you don't have a Facebook, ignore my request.
pfft if you wont tophat it im going you slack bastard
fuck your fred
rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river
Gross, that's one of those crispy ones that just tastes like a stale croissant with jizz cheese.
OP, yore gon be l8 4 werk, fegget.
this is the best day
post moar OP
Photos turned out pretty shitty. That's what I get for using a shitty camera