hey /b/ going to kill myself, I've written a note to my parents and friends so I have now tied up all loose ends. I am going to kill myself in front of my webcam for you guys only one problem though, what site should I go through to host my suicide? And how should I kill myself, I'm home alone at the moment so I can use the garage, kitchen appliances etc. thanks /b/
pic is me.
bumping with a selfie from a couple weeks ago
yeah well shut up, you don't know what I've been going through this past few months.
> gf dumps me
> parents kick me out
> cant find job
> live at a friends at the moment
> gonna be kicked out soon
Livestream would be the best option.
Also, do you have an electric carving knife? Go through the jugular with that. Your badassery would be talked about for years, perhaps even decades.
bumping and lurking.
>inb4 OP backs out and/or is trolling
if after half an hour you stil feel the same then staple gun
if after another half an hour then nail gun
oh and dont forget to leave a note saying how your a pissy little bitch who cant handle a little rough patch in life and how its everyone elses fault
if you have a rotating saw and an electrical extension cord, plus some heavy weight like 50 lbs you could do a decap
>take rotational saw, affix firmly to hard surface, such as floor
>plug in extension cord into wall, make sure you can reach the power cord for rotational saw and extension cord with your head weighted down on rotational saw
>take heavy weight, place on head, then place neck on rotational saw
>plug in rotational saw
the heavy force from the weight above your head will push your head clean through the rotational saw, extension cord allows you to get into position and activate the kill switch
Damn, you're an ugly motherfucker. Just make sure it's epic, you don't want to go down like a faggot. And hurry the fuck up, I have an 11am class tomorrow and am planning to go to sleep soon.
How can you give up so easily? You've got so much life left to live, so much time to turn things around. Life isn't perfect. You can't expect to be happy all the time, that would be boring anyway. The bad times shape who you are just as much as the good.
i enjoy typing correct english myself, sir! Mayhaps you have had extended english educational opportunities?
your sick, im not going to decapitated myself, i'm only going to do 1 of the following;:
> knife to throat
> cut myself
> bash myself
> or anything else you guys want but not decap
Toaster in the bathtube would be an option
otherwise maybe a gun?
You could still stop beeing a wussy and live your life to the maximum op
but its up to you
If you realy do it a lifestream would be pretty badass
Real quick. Could you do me a favor? Can you take out a couple of people with you? Maybe a couple of congressmen or a senator or something? Maybe make the world a better place? You know, since you've already got nothing else to lose.
Dont do it anon! You have so much to live for. If you feel your life is useless now maybe it will get alot better later.
GTFO you're shit isn't that funny and you're ruining what could be a good thread.
hey im the guy who said toasters + water wont kill. pic related. I admit retardation.
>gf left me
>depressed ever since
>attend a school I hate for 5 years
>hate my job. I'm sick every workday but need the money
>not a single real friend
and I don't fucking whine about it. Hell, there are people whose family gets killed and whose life gets destroyed in war, and not even they fucking whine about it like you.
I dont hate you OP. You seem like a cool dude!
Would hang out/10
This just shows you're not serious and just wasting our time.
What are you, concerned about the mess? You want a more attractive corpse? Because, if so, I'd say for you headless is the way to go if you want to be more attractive.
OP isn't going to do it. Look at those posts, the faggot is trawling for sympathy.
Feeling like everyone hates you, trust me dude I've been there. But it's not true. There are people who care about you you just have to realize that. And even if there aren't now you will find them.
Jesus, what you trying to do, bore him to death?
I'm someone who takes suicide NOT LIGHTLY. If you're seriously contemplating it, please e-mail me: firstname.lastname@example.org
I will help you through your hard time(s). If you need a friend, message me and I'll give you my facebook, my phone number- whatever.
Life is not something you should throw away. It get's tough. Trust me. I know. But suicide is not the way to end it. Please talk to me.
If you're not serious, then hope you have a good day.
So what if I'm a moralfag?
Now go diddle your skittle and fap off to some dog shite, you ugly sows. I'm just trying to help some one out for once. So off ya go.
>Now go diddle your skittle and fap off to some dog shite, you ugly sows. I'm just trying to help some one out for once. So off ya go.
pic related, it's you.
Why not instead of being on /b/ you go find a job and instead of being home alone and killing yourself. Get off your lazy ass and find a damn job. Then maybe people will accept you and your gf will take you sorry ass back
You are a faggot because the spineless OP clearly has no intention of delivering. You're just feeding his annoying cry for attention -- in the last fucking place you should ask for attention.
Where is op?
If you do a suicide thread on /b/ you fucking better deliver
if you cry for attention go to tumblr or reddit or some other bullshit place
nobody on 4chan wants your whiteknight as
wadle back to le reddit XD
you piece of shits
Yes, of course I'm a faggot for actually giving a damn towards someone. For all you know, he COULD be someone in need of help. I don't see the wrong in offering a lending ear towards someone. I obviously don't give a shite if he's a troll or not. I'm not doing it to gain anything from it. I just don't find suicide threads funny or have people make fun of it. In all honesty; you guys shouldn't even keep posting to either me or OP. Clearly you dickwads have nothing better to do. Perhaps in your own feeble way, you do care. Fucking hypocrites.
look at it.
it tries to fit in.
it has heard rumors about /b/ and not it acts them out as if the rumors were true.
it doesn't realize that its been 5ever since a suicide was completed.
My only reason for responding to this thread or you is to hear somebody else's thoughts in response to my own. I don't give a shit about you or OP. I hope he kills himself so we can experience it vicariously because many of us are cowards.
I see no rational reason to live or to die. So I ask you, with the purpose of having a logical debate, why one should live instead of killing themself on the spot?
Not trying to persuade anyone. And no; why should I have to shut the fuck up? Because you guys are pissed off that someone isn't teaming up with the rest of ye?
Oh dear. I'm sorry /b/ that I am not the model newfag you want me to be. Want me to go kill myself too? Want me to go back down to my mother's basement? You arsewipes seriously need to grow up. At least be clever with your replies to me. Jeez. You all sound like a bunch of 3rd graders, pissing and moaning just because a girl is telling you off. This is actually pretty amusing. C'mon. Keep going at it. Maybe if you succeed, you'll turn me on with a pathetic insult.
Yeah, we want to see him kill himself on cam you dumbfuck. And you are a faggot for feeding him the sympathetic attention he made this thread for. But you didn't do it for him, you did it because you desperately want to feel needed.
Why don't you kill yourself on cam instead? I could have went either way with OP but I would gladly watch a faggot as large as you kill yourself.
You're doing the same thing they're doing now.
First of all. I said I was on your side. Secondly, you are trying to justify why you are showing compassion. Don't do that. Just be kind. Be altruistic. Do it to be nice, not because you want people to notice. You defending yourself proves you are not doing it for op. but for yourself. So yes shut the fuck up. And care about someone for them, not for you
Put your dick in the toaster while wearing a turkey hat in the oven.
I don't know if it'll work, but if you livestream it, it'll be really epic.
I think OP should live because, well.. why the hell not? We live in a world where there's so much going on, and it's a stressful world. I don't think us, as humans were built for such a demand in time and effort. It's enough to drive anyone up a wall! I feel like many of us wish for death because we are disillusioned into believing that it'll come swiftly and then peace is on the other side. We fantasize about it, make ourselves believe that things will finally "be over". It's not. Nobody ever thinks of the impact you'll make when you're actually gone. It's a selfish act and while you're in your "beautiful dream world", you are shoving away logic, rational thinking and selflessness. It doesn't help when you're feeling down and you come on a site with intentions of debating yourself to go with it or not. Let's say OP really was going to do it. Does anyone stop to think that maybe OP wanted to see if anyone deep down truly cared? Maybe he's not the most liked person. Maybe he has a shitty family or has had a shitty life? Many of us never stop to realize that not everyone has an okay upbringing. Maybe OP needed to see that maybe just ONE person disagreed with his decision. You guys on here are so quick to assume he just "left" because he was trolling. Maybe he had a change of heart? Maybe he really didn't want to go through with it, or didn't have the courage. Or maybe he didn't want to feed you guys. I'm just saying that there's different ways to see this thread, and many of you don't want to see it any other way other than "OP's a faggot for not killing himself". Who knows, tomorrow maybe he will; and you guys wouldn't even know it. I get told that I'm a moralfag for trying to reach out to someone. Yeah; it might be silly of me to do so, maybe it's not even worth my time. But if no one else will, what makes you decide that my decisions are "bad?" Is it because you are all too chickenshite to actually show sympathy?
Fair enough. It was not my intention to bring this over to me. I apologize. And you're right. This is for OP. I do care.
Fill me in
Did op an hero yet? Or did white knight fags take over..?
It's time for me to hit the hay too. Sweet dreams.
I was waiting for your response to my posts. Must have struck a nerve.
you're such a lousy piece of shit that you want yo kill yourself in your friend's house thus ruining his house for him. Your parents probably kicked you out because you are a lazy mooch and your friend just realized it himself.
"Why the hell not?" applies to both living and killing yourself. I fantasize about annilhilation. The absolute freedom that becoming part of infinity will bring, the only true freedom. The impact on those I know and love will no longer matter, relative to me. No human being is that significant. Give it two billion more years and no human being will even exist. There will be no ripple left from you and I's existence. Your life is just as worthless as anybody else's.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not attacking you as a person. I just can't see any irrefutable justification as to whether a human being, and therefor their actions, have any significance.
I read it. Faggot.