hey gurl, want sum free drugs? These are totally not roofies, I swear on me mum.
note: no skanky bitch in the whole world would refuse free shit, especially drugs. And I mention me mum, so she knows I've got family and traditional values in mind, so these can't be roofies, right? The bitch would think
my puppy squeezed out of its leash and ran off
can you help me look for him?
i think he's hiding in the park across the street...