I proposed to Lisa Ann one time
None of you /b/ tards can top this
Ok. I proposed to a chick whose nipples point in the direction they're supposed to, after 10 fucking years of wining and dining her, and she actually said yes.
Beat ya there.
then a year later I told her to go take a fucking hike.
beat ya x2
I got a few pics with her, wont post cause I dont want you fags doxing me
only the dead know peace from this autism
Nigga we see that youre not OP. There are IDs now Einstein.
So you went on /b/ with your phone, then decided immediately after to make an ass of yourself and use your computer? No wonder she said no.
give op some credit. most of you nerds would jizz on sighting, much less have the balls to look at her, much less have the balls to go near her, much less have the balls to speak to her, much less have the balls to fucking propose to her jokingly
this man is alpha
i commend you OP
how did you think she was hot until you saw her tits? did you see her in a porn while she was fully covered or something? how does her fake tits surprise you exactly?
You're talking tough shit for an empty gesture.
you seem to be a bit too proud of this OP.. is your life really so terrible that this is like the highlight of your life? i bet your one of those faggots who are gonna end up telling this story in 10 years cuz its the only thing that has ever happened to you that was moderately interesting
Top what? How fucking lonely you are? How beta you are to propose to a lady who has almost taken more cock than you have? What's more beta than marriage? I've been consensual with a qt for 5 years and fucking whomever else I'd like on the side. I'll admit you have balls laying a hand on a disease ridden bicycle like that without fear of dying.
Says the person who proposed to a whore. If it was an empty gesture with no meaning, then you shouldn't be so proud of yourself. It's as simple as that OP.
>disease ridden bicycle
all of my sides
did you ever wonder how many young girls it takes to fill every strip club in the USA? (assuming your usa, still applies worldwide)
they last like a year or 5, they refresh new talent every other week, then the countless numbers of whores you can find on the internet in your local listings - then think about what they do when they are not working - where they hang out, where they go to party, where they go to eat or drink, where they go when a dumb fuck like you meets them.
literally millions of girls a years
Are you sure you woman doesnt have a history? notice how girls smirk when someone brings up the topic of how girls all have their secrets
$100 says he's having more sex than you'll ever have, so who cares.
OnT: Good for you, OP! MILFs are fucking great. Three years ago when I was 19, I was banging this 38 year old MILF who was extremely kinky: she loved piss, anal, fisting, having her ass and armpits licked, being spat on and more. Such a shame she had to move away due to her job.
Pic related, the MILF in question.
You're pretty proud of yourself for having never fucked a girl, much less the girl of your dreams. You're also pretty proud for someone who didn't succeed at wooing the easiest kind of girl. Did you not pay her enough or something?
I hold a masters in physics.
I'm literally magnitudes more important to the human race than you are, and I've only helped write a couple obscure papers.
For most cases, yes.
Good job OP. But I did blow with Gary Busey's son and then made out with Anna Nicole Smith in Barry Switzers skybox at a Cowboys game in 95 or 96. Meh.
OP is too mad to respond to me. He realizes he's worthless. An hero OP, an hero.
Because you're too much of a sorry pussy ass to post shit.
oh wait, you just guilted me into it - I will post - just wait a few min while i find the pics... I will deliver...
just wait and refresh.. I will deliver...
You're fucking retarded. I hope you die on your way to work today. Wait, jokes on me, you don't have a job. or friends.
so you have a problem with people wanting to marry whores, and your defense is your fucking an underage girl? ooooookkkkkkaayyyyy
I would never wish harm to you, guess your the bad guy then eh? lemme give you a pic of something else, maybe we can be friends?
Was that seriously a come back? Like I'm going to get off the computer and cry that I wished harm to someone I don't care about and they didn't feel the exact same? Faggot.
true true, good point, I don't think strippers are whores. good point.
I am going by the constant humm in my ear that the same faggots that say "never marry a whore" are the same faggots that say "never marry a stripper"
those types of faggots look at any woman in the adult industry as worthless just rustles my jimmes. but You are right, pardon my painting with too broad a brush
no friend, it was a half joke, rly, who cares about this - really? but no, I wish you mad good ass, a great wife, a great life and much success.
I took jealousy and envy out of my vocabulary long ago - you musty be the young one
She was there to meet someone about future gigs/possible new management opportunities, etc and she got stood up. It was a slow night so i ended up getting her pretty lit as the night went on, knocking a few back myself. She kept telling me how beautiful my eyes are and casually hitting on me more and more the more she drank. She ended up staying til i closed at about 4am, sat at the bar giggling the whole time. As we walked out i offered to give her a ride home as opposed to a cab and her eyes lit up. We werent in the car 20 seconds and she went straight for the zipper. Sucked my dick for like 15 minutes and swallowed like a champ. I drove her home. Kiss on the cheek. The end
no friend, this isn't PA, its being too old to care about arguing about chicks or peoples intentions about chicks. Lets talk about science/religon/politics or something then I Can get heated
oh my god you are the fedora ass hole everyone hates being. This was a beta/cringe thread the whole time! Well played, OP. I'm impressed.
you too friend, well played. respond made me laugh hah
Thanks. Thanks for the thread too. I enjoyed being an ass to you.
>my woman couldn't have whored
I worked or knew someone that worked in the bizz. *NO* man ever knew their woman worked in the biz, none. period.
just saying, take it for what you will. I'm sure you know that high school girl better than anyone. keep your guard up bud
those trips man, you should fuck lisa ann