So /b/ I went on two dates with this girl and she just sent me this....what do I do? Besides file a restraining order...what should I say? Help pls
How old is this girl, I'm guessing you two are teenagers. If that's the case be honest and tell her that she's moving too fast and let the crazy teenage love hormones subside
If this girl is older than 21 :RUN , that's some crazy shit coming your way if you stay with her to fuck her. That crazy pusay is not worth the future drama
okay this is her not the best pic but she's pretty hot nice body and everything
nigger I thought there were two parts, but there's three?
oh my god you didn't put your dick in it, did you?
anyway, don't post a picture of her, pandering out to underage faggots just derails the thread
don't say shit, get the fuck out ASAP. if you have to say something I dunno, fake a grandparent's death or something and say you need time to yourself. lie through your teeth. get the fuck out.
OUT. OUT. THE FUCK OUT GET.
just go along with it you fucking pussy
so what if you break up or so what if you don't "love her"
you can have a sick time with a girl who could be fun and make your life better... if you don't .. you will forever regret it
The real question you should be asking OP is, "Can I do better?"
If you can do better, then dump her.
If you can't do better because you aren't alpha enough to get a better girl, keep her.
This is correct. In my experience crazy bitches fuck the best and have the lowest sexual inhibitions (read: she'll let you, and perhaps even ask you, to put it in her ass). Having a crazy bitch lust after your cock is not a bad thing. The eventual break-up will probably be messy, but you can cross that bridge when you get to it
holy shit you better stay you nigger, you've hit gold.
But I like short haired chicks. Like everyone else has said, date her for a while, ask her to tone it down on the crazy shit, then maybe you will like her too? If not, ditch and you will have some crazy stories to tell people about a psycho chick you dated once.
Turn her into your slave, be nice to her at first but slowly cut her down at every turn, make her completely dependent on you. Fear will be important. Also stop texting yourself it's creepy
DUDE SHE IS INCREDIBLY FUCKING CUTE, but yeah she's kinda nuts tell her to tone it down or ditch her.
Your call OP, don't take our fucking word for it. If you're really asking /b/ for relationship/crazy bitch advice then maybe you're the one with problems.
oh also this. don't fuck this up anon. All you have to do is ask. Lets see some tits and then we can make a better decision.
what exactly is the issue? you have a cute girl completely in love with you and would be a totally loyal girlfriend to you. just tell her that you like her alot but she needs to slow it down a little and youre golden.
unless her vagina is made of the skin of dead royal babies, and her tits shoot out liquid gold, no amount of puss is ever worth the fuckin cray that this bitch brings with her...she is unstable as fuck and will ruin your life- including your chances at further pussy
TLDR: run. now.
There's nothing more beta than telling a bitch to just slow down a little and see how things go.
You could run from steady, amazing sex or you can go back to jerking off in your hand and eating it.
Your choice you little beta cock grabbing bitch.
she wants the D anon
GO FOR IT!!
>evolution at work
go for it OP
Guys I am inexperienced and I did not initially detect any sort of "crazy" from this until you all made it clear that her response is abnormal. What is wrong with me, and how do I fix my cluelessness?
also this is a pic she took of her posing and a sweater that i let her borrow is in the background....we haven't been seeing each other for long and she won't leave me alone
Is she naked outside? Holy shit man, do it. Thats some crazy sex guaranteed!
Ive been in his situation many times. Led to some great stories about chicks wanting to burn things and leave the ashes on the porch. Have a lot of fap material from them now though so I think I win.
Honestly, she's cute as fuck. Be thankful that you've found someone who likes you, even though you have the emotional maturity of a cabbage. All I got from that text is that she's totally in love with you, which isn't a problem. Jesus, people will complain about anything. She sent you a love 'letter', grow the fuck up and stop being a pussy.
it's not even the point that she sent me a love letter. The point is that it's only been like a week. If she sent this to me after a week she's probably done it to a bunch of guys before. If you think someone can fall in love in a week obviously you need to stop being so naive and you should probably grow the fuck up
That's normal crazy bitch. Hormonal teenage sluts will say anything to get you to love them. Bang her for a while then get the fuck out when she gets really crazy. Protip never tell her where you live, eventually you'll want to get a new phone number.
shit, i'm emotionally fucked up. i´d feel lucky as hell if it happened to me.
i guess i was kinda like that with my ex-gf. and that's what ruined the relationship. be careful my friend, if you disappoint, or dump her, or anything, she will be broken for a long time.
Look up the poem that Kalil Gibran wrote on Love. Send it to her.
Tell her to make you a promise, that she will never, ever ever, hold you back from perusing your dreams.The moment that happens you two are done. You, in turn, make the same promise.
At that point, take her to a weekend getaway and and test yourself: how many times can you make a woman orgasm in a 24 hour period? Continue repeating this experiment until you reach at least 12. And no, "machine gun" female orgasms only count as one.
Make yourself sincerely busy for the rest of the week (ie follow your dreams).
>You're a dipshit if you stay with her
>Fuck her and post pictures for /b/
Its obvious what the choice is dude.
If she really loves you, she wouldn't mind stripping for you.
Dude, this has potential. See how crazy the bitch can get and make us profit.
tell her "its just sex or I ain't cummin." then show up outside her window with a boom box above your head. when she sees you only say, "you had me at hello". send her some mail on AOL. finally, leave tube steak smothered in a-1 sauce in her mailbox, text her " this is what your asshole will look like when I'm done bb." and don't talk to her again.
>she's been to jail
If you don't want her, I'd gladly take her off your hands.
Said the man that hates risky situations and doesn't have any good stories to share from his life.
Find out what she was incarcerated for and proceed with caution. If when viewing the case report/trial transcript the words stab, boyfriend, burn, shoot, mentally ill, or duckroll come up, RUN IMEDIATLY. Until then keep fucking her and get kinky with that shit. Also post nudes to /b/ as often as possible.
I haven't paid for sex yet, but it's on my bucket list. But, when I do it, I want to go big. No $80 an hour for some vanilla bullshit with some ugly bitch.
OP I'm going to be 100% honest with you. She is insanely cute and good looking and any guy would be lucky to fuck her but she is absolutely fucking crazy. Her text and what you said raises A LOT of red flags.
I went through this shit. The more affection you show her the worse it gets. Seriously she seems 100% type of percent who would threaten suicide if you left her or even gave the slightest hint that you weren't interested.
Mark my fucking words OP, if you date her, and try to leave it will become absolute fucking hell. Don't do it. Its a waste of time.
Getting your dick wet two or three times is nice but its nothing compared to the emotional and psychological drain/pain she will cause later on.
Why the fuck did you search a thumbnail?
your image encapsulates perfectly why you're such a retarded faggot
stay beta, pleb
think what you want about her being crazy but her feelings for you are real and shes being up front about it to you. Are you telling me youve never fallen for a girl in a very short amount of time? We are dudes we get boners for everything all the time. I would go for it, shes gonna be faithful and put out a lot. Ive dated girls like this before and eventually it does feel like you are trapped and you gotta end it but man just go with it. If the sex is good and shes hot at least.
we graduated together but i never really talked to her we had a couple of classes together in college and started talking and then i fucked her and she got attached to me...also she got sexually molested by her father so maybe that has to do with her being a crazy bitch
>Are you telling me youve never fallen for a girl in a very short amount of time?
>We are dudes we get boners for everything all the time.
Man pornstars are overflowing with love.
imo she's pretty good-looking, OP. She probably went off the deep end with that text, but just wash it off and keep the relationship going. You need to keep watch of her though, if it continually gets more insane, cut the cord immediately.
Ask yourself this: does she make me happy?
If yes, congrats.
If no, then either try to work on your relationship or like I said earlier, cut the cord.
Good luck OP
Maybe not, but it's precisely what you said.
Play with caution, she is manipulative as a mother fucker, the sweater is a clear indication of that. Whatever you do tread fucking lightly, and keep records of conversations. Let your friends and family know what is going on. She is hot, so she is used to guys taking her word for shit. If you fuck her, and string her along, she is the type that will drop a fucking rape accusation in a heart beat.
Crazy can be fun, but it can have long running consequences, but in all honesty, it does give you a certain amount of preparation for dealing with women throughout the rest of your life. I am not implying all women are nuts, but they think and react different than men.
tl;dr, if you are going to play, cover your ass.
Hai guyz op here, pic related, its me and this crazy bich kek
You would not believe the number of cousins/uncles I have who are in custody battles for bastard children. My favorite thing my cousin ever told me when I was like 16 was "look anon, make sure you double wrap it because we have acid sperm, it fucking burns right through birth control"(bitch he had knocked up had a double dose of crazy and was at the time attempting to get custody by moving to Iowa, having her father preside ofer the case, and filing bullshit paperwork while he was out of country)
If only i would have seen this thread 2 years ago. OP I think i made this mistake , I got with my current GF because i wanted to get my dick wet, now im in a relationship where i can't do anything alone. For the love of GOD...BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO. If you go in too deep, you'll be fucked
Go for it OP! Just a word of advice, find out if she's BPD.
I've gamed chicks in the past immediately in one week. At first they'd be like "b-but anon I've only known you for a week!" And I would just tell them "You know how you can just meet someone but it feels like you've known them forever.." And then they'd just admit their feelings soon afterwards. Don't know why it works. She might not be crazy, just naive. Personal opinion: this girl is a keeper.
What are you so afraid of. After she spends more time with you and realizes how beta you really are, you wont maker her "feel safe" any more. Then she will dump you.
Till then, use her for every depraved activity you can think of. Either she will run or she will become your total fuck toy.
I don't see the problem
OP tell her how it is. say you think she is very attractive and want as much as her to get to know each other better, but also that you are both in college and need to take it slow so you can do well in school. that and nudes. get nudes
Yeah I just read it now. Well, you could keep fucking her. You might get her to do some kinky shit. Yes you will have to jump ship when she gets too obsessive, but you cant just run now, she must really like you, you cant let that opportunity go away. Who knows you may even like her at some point. Just fucking tell the bitch she needs to slow down and stop writing love letters.
Oh another thing. If youre to keep seeing her make it clear that you will never go vegan or she will never stop annoying you with that.
Why the fuck dont you just break up with her? The fact that youre a beta faggot doesnt mean OP is a beta faggot too.
The people who actually believe this shit... top fucking kek, keep replying, i need some good lulz