Help me identify my dicks condition/STD.
Suspecting I got it from my gf (who is probably cheating on me)
It looks like rug burn, yeast infection, or just a general kind of infection thing from your girlfriend not cleaning her pussy properly and you not cleaning your cock properly after sex
It's not an STD.
Outside of the US circumcised dicks are considered weird you know. Jewfagets
doctorfag here, looks like some mild yeast infection, 1% clotrimazole / hydrocortisone topical cream twice a day for 4-5 days after showering. You also have a mild phimotic ring, causing the bunching of the foreskin
I had the same problem went to the docs the other day and the prescribed me "Dactacort" or something. Been using it for 2 days and its helping. It hasn't gone down properly but it seems like its on the way.
Your gf probably hasn't cheated on you
wow. even though the rest of the world gets force fed american culture, I never knew that having jew dicks was the norm in the US.
In europe circumcised dicks are weird. And we all know that europe is way smarter, sexier and just better than the us in any way possible.
Now go eat your processed food and continue letting corporations own your entire, fake life, american
Never exclude psoriasis when it comes to dick stuff. I had a spot/discoloration on my tip in highschool.... thought i had an std. Turns out it was the beginnings of psoriasis...... started on my dick of all places. Now its all over the place EXCEPT my dick. Good times...... FML. Never rul out the P.
I'd look at your soap, using bar soap isn't a great idea. Use dedicated poon wash. A non-allergenic liquid body wash will be fine too. Hypoallergenic laundry detergent - try wearing liners for a while and see if the itch subsides. Take an antihistamine, and see if the itch subsides.
Unlikely it's the D unless you got torn, healing can cause itchiness of course but a pussy can take a fucking shitton of abuse before being damaged
I wash it with only water and never had a problem with the clothing I wear in any way
I dunno my vag was kinda dry and he went at it hard so it did kinda hurt, and it was a couple of days in a row like that
Op.... im serious, ask your doctor about psoriasis. Looking at that shit, it looks like you beat the shit out of it raw. That heavy, dark pink color looks familiar. Youre in for some serious BS if im right.
Sorry, me again.
Would be likely irritation from friction, all things considered.
Drunk / with a condom?
Dehydration / alcohol / bigger dicks / rubber equal an unpleasant combination for any muous membrane
Here's a pic
No condom, not drunk
Also I have a lot of little moles on my vag pls no hate
shit nigga u sick i forgot
Looks healthy. Get some lotrimin for itch/irritation. Just don't put it inside. If it's not fungal it's probably bacteria in which case you need to see a doctor and be prescribed some mupirocin.
Now can we see tits
if it's not better in 2-3 days go see a GP, they'll shine a light up your cunt and make sure you don't have any greebles growing, hth.
remember the lube to avoid this in future :)
Its 100% Genital warts, aka herpes.
You can see the redness and boils on the vag pic you posted above her index finger.
You can also see the round boils all over your penis.
Eat well and exercise to keep your immune system up is the best advice I can give you.
Yeah, that's not enough to tell. I'm going to need a picture of your mammory glands to rule out whether it's monotitus or not. I can rule out what it is with 13.5% more accuracy if you post a picture of your rump also.
Removing the foreskin which inhibits your penis' natural ability to scoop out the cum of your competitors with each thrust is a bad thing. Right. Keep that pitiful childless thing you call a life. I bet you also think having a tiny dick is evolutionarily advantageous.
You've probably already seen all of my pics since I've been posting them all week
But they include my face and I don't want my vag to be linked to my other pics
So think realll hard
Do you think this is a game? If it is what I think it is, you've already accelerated into stage 2 monotitus based on those goosebumps and the pale color of the vulvae. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
This would be helpful too. It's possible that the monotitus has begun to enter stage 3 and has spread to your feet. Without proper care, amputation is the medical regular.
All herpes. I could go on. Basically pussy covered with it, now your dick is. Simple.
Dw, most people have it.
I can do this
Let's start with rump
Shaving causes irritation in the skin which causes inflammation which causes cell division which ramps the the production of virus. Its still herpes. Yea I may have circled a mole or two at the bottom as I wasn't zoomed in or paying attention when drawing. I only needed a 1 second look to tell you its herpes.
Okay I'll go to my doc and see if you're right.
1 boob from old thread
I'm done now sorry doc
Doctor I'm starting to question your skills
Why would you? This is quite the standard amongst us MIT graduates.
Any other pictures you can take or have on you that you can post quickly? It's best to cross-reference from many shots and angles.
Doc I'm getting real tired of your shit
You better diagnose me soon
I'm still going to post old shit because you're doing your job incorrectly
I wrote my PhD dissertation on the broad field of anatomy, I agree with your method and I would like to also suggest you consider requesting a full body shot of your patient turned around. This can check several key areas that sitting and lying down hide or fail to show properly.
Well, if you want me to give you my best guess from the information I have, I'd have to say it's a bad case of pancreatic cancer and you have three weeks to live. I may be wrong, but if pictures keep coming (preferably new or recent ones) I may be able to give you a confident diagnosis.
Rofl this roleplaying is getting more retarded every second
Here's the last pic I'll give you neckbeards
Was fun though
That's very true, colleague of mine. It's also true that we can better see how far the symptoms have spread if she takes one at an angle where she is bent over forward and the picture is angled at her backside from there (with the vaginal area is visible also).
That would be extremely unprofessional for another esteemed colleague of mine to 'want' you. We only stand for meet n' fucks in my field. Now please resume posting with the requested angles.
It looks pretty normal but if it is a STD, it looks like the bacterial kind. This is good, because bacterial STDs are curable
Just go to the doctor they'll give you antibiotics if anything's wrong.
Do you have any other symptoms?
HAVE FUN GETTING PICTURES OF YOUR CROTCH TAKEN BY AN OVERQUALIFIED, UNDERPAID, HARD WORKING MEXICAN DOCTOR WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU SEXUALLY AND WON'T TRY AND ABUSE YOU AT ALL.
Also can I have your liver?