I can't prioritize between video games and internet porn
I'm so sorry, i got ahead of myself. I meant to say would you like to engage in a lovemaking session with me? I know that we just added each other a few days ago but after that, my mind has been thinking of you lately. I would love to get to know you more, how about dinner this Wednesday? After that, we can have sum fuk
tis but an internet meh-meh
m'lady, would you fancy going to dinner with such a nice gentleman like myself? we could talk about science and I could teach you the truth behind religions. afterwards we could come to my house and we could watch anime or my little pony, and I could show you my collection of fedoras
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Carole, I've never really talked to you about this but...I've had a crush on you since I first saw you. I think the two beer I just had help me say this but... are you free tomorrow? I want to take you out, I mean, I definitely feel something between us. It can lead somewhere, I love you.
Pardon me mam but I would like to rupture your anus while engaging in sexual intercourse.
She if that bitch understands then.
that means, shoving my fucking dick in your small virgin pussy until you have internal bleeds, then i will drink your blood until there is no blood left then i will eat you and fuck the shit that is mafe of you!
The best anime ever, without any doubt, is Evangelion. Not only is the plot amazing, it delivers important themes about society and has a lot of symbols about religion. Pisses me off that people don't understand how beautiful this anime is and I just want to punch them in the face.
you were close enough.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I lost my virginity to a goat. I was working at a bird sanctuary and they had some goats and sheep there. I was left to close up one day and I thought i'd stay around because the weather was awesome and it was so peaceful. I got horny and decided to act on all the animal porn i'd watched and found so fucking hot. I tied one of the goats up in one of the hay barns and fucked it bareback in the ass. It was fucking amazing and I was shit scared in case I got caught.
That was like 6 years ago and since then I've fucked about 8 girls and 2 guys and nothing was as good as that goat. I'm planning on doing something similar again soon and on a regular basis.
I'm on the place called 4chan where we tell each other what to say. It's great laughs. People are telling me what to type to you. Pay it no mind. I hope I've lightened up your day somewhat. Maybe gave you a story to tell at work.
Sorry to have fooled you. I am currently partaking in a little game with the users of a website named 4chan. You see the posts are numbered and when one of those chaps lands a specfic number I'll post to you what they said, then screenshot your reply. It's all such jolly good fun, you should try it sometime.
Yo op here is it is
Sex is a bit of a problem with the latest version of the best of luck. Although I can provide the election of a few minutes. This should be enough to make you happy with Cumbria
>we have to make her send nudes or catch her saying she wants to segs so we can send that shit to relatives and ruin her life
we can meet up and have some fun ;)
>remember,bitches love smilies
Tried to whiteknight to ruin thread and this happened.
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Someone posted your number on le 9gag
If they did that what is my number
I mean facebook
thats why i corrected myself
I know but if they posted it on fb then what is my number
I corrected number to facebook you fucking moron.
Lol someone with a troll account go fuck with ops family
Only 2 which come up on mine and only one that's friends with carole hance. You tripped up sucka
Here's ops dad.. someone troll account say andre is homosex or something this is what /b/ is about
His father and ???
I assume angela is his mother
Thanks OP for giving me her, my new customer. I hope she cooperates.
Work contacts, I'll just leave these here.
You are obviously new here.
You're a faggot because you're op
And "we're" not ruining your life you did that yourself posting your own name up like a retard. You deserve payback for being a faggot op.
Are people who yell for mommy girls or just whiny little bitches?
you are so fucked. god you're dumb. dumb complaining little bitch.