Star Wars Episode VII thread!
So /b/, what do you like to see in the next Star Wars movie?
less reliance on special effects, more reliance on everything else that makes a movie.
shitload of jedi fighting with shitload of siths and suddendly anakin skywalker comes out of nowhere and starts impregnating jedi
all the impregnated jedis gave birth to many lukes and leilas, meanwhile the emperor gets high on drugs
two planets collide, while jar jar binks becomes the new emperor of the galaxy
pic unrelated, my retard train
not what I'd like to see, mind you, just what I expect to see.
Nothing. I don't want it to exist.
If they made it a reboot, that would've been fine.
The problem is that they're making a 'sequel' about 30 years after the previous movie. This means the characters look fucking retarded (either different or horribly aged) and it fucks the original trilogy.
The prequels didn't harm the originals because they were PREQUELS - they didn't fuck with the ending. Episode VI had a very obvious ending that screamed "The story has finished and they lived happily ever after" and now Episode VII's gonna shit all over that.
It's also directed by JJ Abrams, so be prepared for a shit ton of lens flares.
Everyone thinks that the original trilogy is amazing but it's origins are just a rip off of Kurasawa's Hidden Fortress
Lucas didn't even know what he was doing, he's admitted he was just making it up as he went along. Originally there were no plans to make Darth Vader Luke's father, no plans for Leia and Luke to be siblings (that's why they make out in the second one kek) He just lucked out and accidentally was involved in one of the best trilogies ever.
They're great films, but total flukes and it's not surprising that everything else Lucas has done is shitty (with the exception of American Graffiti which was OK, but not exactly a tough film to pull off)
The new films will be pretty good, that's all. But I'm happy to hear the guy writing the script for the new one co-wrote Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
And that's my dull two cents
Lots of cocks.
Big black cocks
Long hairy Wookie cocks
tiny green Yoda cocks
Lots of cock fighting
Even more cock gobbling
I want to see big Sith cocks buried in little padawan asses!
Storm Trooper Ass to Mouth Gangbangs and circle jerking till they shoot white loads out their massive cloned cocks
R2D2 and C3PO 69'ing each others robo-cocks in front of a Princess Leia hologram
BRING ME ALL COCKS IN THE GALAXY!!!!
Yes, yes, which is why the team *around* him made them good.
Dont' be retarded. Back then, lucas didn't get to run teh show like he does now.
Christ, as if everything isn't inspired from other shit. Doesn't make it bad. no one claims SW is revolutionary, just entertaining.
I mean a recent remake. The digitally remastered stuff is cool but you'd think they'd do proper remakes of the originals.
And the 3d shit they pulled that one time doesnt count.
Well after the 3 prequels, Lucas realized he was universally hated, sobered up and realized he should never under any circumstance direct again and sold all his companies.
Disney is smart enough to know just how bad the prequels were and that it's better to move forward rather than fuck with the original series at this time.
If and only if they can get a wildly successful run with the new sequels will they look to a reboot of Episodes I - IV
If they can't pull it off, better to wait another twenty years
>The problem is that they're making a 'sequel' about 30 years after the previous movie. This means the characters look fucking retarded (either different or horribly aged) and it fucks the original trilogy.
Or it means the original cast looking like they would 30 years after the death of Emporer Palpatine and the passing of the guard to a new generation of Jedis to face a rising Sith menace.
All the talk so far has the sequels taking place decades after the Episode VI
Do you know how depressing it will be to see Princess Leia as a fat, aging mess?
speak for yourself
i'd suck the spoiled milk out of those old granny titties any day
Yeah, just like episodes 1,2 and 3 are a rewind 20 years from 4 to 3.
Star Wars was never any good. Its still something everyone loves including me but it was never had a well written awesome plot.
More blatent racism. Like there needs to be aliens that have dredlocks and go around stealing people's space-bikes and eating space-watermelons. Or a race of aliens native to a developed planet with red skin that make money from casinos and spend all their time drinking and dying from alcoholism.
>what do you like to see in the next Star Wars movie?
I'll tell you
>It's George Lucas
>Not, like, in the movie, he's actually standing there, in person
>"Guys, I'm super sorry. For everything i have done. Not only the second trilogy, also the Indiana Jones thing and even Howard the Duck"
>"I mean, have you seen this shit? It was terrible"
>"I honestly don't even know why anybody is here. You have SEEN the last three of those abominations, right? Why would you still come here?"
>"Anyway, instead of letting you suffer another unbearable 3 hours of terrible writing, atrocious acting, completely stupid storytelling and general awfulness, i decided to instead show the original Star Wars movie"
Seth Rogen is rumored to be joining the cast as a clumsy but affable character prone to comedic one-liners and pratfalls.
Yes... yesssss...... the anger, feel it flow through you!
The main problem is that it's a different director, so the original Star Wars feel will be lost.
Look how different the new Star Trek films are from the old. They got away with it because they were reboots. Episode 7 will look and feel very different.
It's not Darth Vader, it's an alien from outside the galaxy that he has made himself look like Darth Vader. The are a masochist race that does not react to the force.
Also, Chewbacca dies by a moon colliding to a planet and crushing him. Han's youngest son, Anakin Solo, is blamed by his father for Chewbacca's death.
There you go bitches.
>Assuming this is all set further on when the original protagonists are old, how would darth Vader be alive?
Same way Obi Wan kept coming back in every Star Wars sequel even after he was kill
So after J.J. Abrams ruins episode VII, who would you like to direct episode VIII to hopefully save the franchise?
No, the Vong was about to invade but their forces were quelled thanks to Luke, his wife, and Han's family. I forget the details, but Jacen infiltrated the Vong's icy world fortress and destroyed their hive mind or some crap. Been a long time since I read the book.
didn't they declare that part of the "expanded universe" and therefore part of the "disregard that, I suck cocks" category so they can do whatever the fuck they want for their new movie trilogy?
>Also, Chewbacca dies by a moon colliding to a planet and crushing him. Han's youngest son, Anakin Solo, is blamed by his father for Chewbacca's death.
They are not gonna use the Legacy of the Force story line or any story line from a novel/comic or video game. They are gonna make their own story, that's why Chewbacca is not dead in Episode VII. IMO that's just great, because now we have no idea where they are going with the story.
>They are not gonna use the Legacy of the Force story line
Thank god for that. The idea of a Moon being strong enough to kill Chewbacca was just fucking absurd.
JJ Abrams will be bringing in Chuck Norris to kill Chewbacca.
my episode 7 story:
recluse of new jedi order lives as hermit. was last to be trained by luke before he died. Disillusioned by organized jedi, chooses to train himself alone in the distant reaches of the galaxy. He is about 60. One day a vessel crashes on his planet. He sets out to the crash site. On board all but one of crew area dead. They are pirates. On board discovers cargo was very young alien child. Last crew member dies and he takes the child with him. Meanwhile the new leaders of the republic assemble an elite commando unit to be assembled and send them to far reaches of galaxy. They are trained in basic force techniques but are mainly military akin to elite storm troopers.
Back on planet the jedi can sense something that both fascinates him about the child but also causes fear. Decides to bring it to an outpost on far side of planet. There it is a mining colony and they pass through one site populated by convicts. One uses the opportunity to escape and later appears threatening to kill the pair if the jedi does not help him escape the planet. The jedi, amused invites him to join them. The convict was a freighter pilot before being sent to the mines for killing a wookie after an argument. The wookie was the child of a prominent diplomat in the senate.
no more Katarn, no more JK2/JK3
no more Revan, no more KOTOR1/2
Disney wont care
and then john was a zombie
Arriving at the town it is discovered there are soldiers searching for something. There are the force commandos. The trio avoid them and visit a friend of the jedi, a very old man who once was an explorer and scientist under the empire. The jedi hopes he can shed light on this strange child. The old man tells of an expedition outside the reaches of the galaxy where a strange race halted their advance and immobilized their vessel with ease. The exploration vessel was forced to return and warned that any interference with their people would result in the destruction of those responsible. This threat was made in person to the leader of the expedition, the old man himself, by one of the aliens. He identifies the child as resembling the creature who issued the warning to him although having much less defined physical traits.
I want to see exactly what JJ has said to be in store:
>Grittier atmosphere closer to the original trilogy
>Writing helped by writer of episode V and VI
>Toned down CGI
>No fucking LUCAS!!!
But hurr durr gonna suck cuz diznee amirite guize?
I want a dramatic leading up to the use of lightsabers and the force
I dont want the first scene to be a lightsaber pistol cluster fuck of the force.
I want the story to start off on the main character who has only heard of the force in folk tales and stories of old.
So disney is seriously retconning all the new canon?
Officially they said "we rape everything that stand in our way".
So entire EU is retconned except movies + Clone Wars series (and maybe Republic Commando which was also in CW series).
But the entire past comic/novels and other media are secondary and cannot be used in an argument.
You can't say "Sidious is bullcrap old sith lords can blow stars with force" because Movies > EU now.
>On the other hand, who cares, fuck disney, Raven & Katarn are awesome.
Never played force unleased(my pc is a brick), but isn't that an alternative universe?
Don't you kill/convert Luke or Kill Vader or something.(Watched some shit from jewtubb)
Okay im gonna say some shit and it's going ro piss people off and im not gonna give a shit.
> midichlorians fucked up everything
No they really didnt change much besides give them a power leveling system. I think it was done poorly but it makes more or less sense that your body would have a physical difference.
> Bitching about old mistakes
It happened get over it and just try to appreciate what you can. Still complainimg about it just makes you look like an idiot that will never grow up.
> what I want to see
I would like to see the new jedi academy but with a new set up instead of being based on controlling their emotions the padawans should learn to face them like Yoda did in the animated series. New antagonist should be some Empire remnants with some lesser sith that eventually convinces a Solo twin to the dark side.
You fight Vader and kick his ass in the "Light" (canon) ending, but don't kill him. In the "Dark" (non-canon) ending, Starkiller does end up killing Vader. Dunno what happens in the second game, didn't play it.
I like galaxy changing endings, old games used to have several endings with the total victory of the side you play.
So starkiller might become the Emperor in the dark ending or become the new Skywalker in light ending, I dont give shit about EU canon if the story is good.
>official canon doesnt matter at this point(it probably never did in SW:EU to begin with), writers just added to EU with some(or none) thoughts on consistency and continuum.
Two endings: Light Side (you fight The Emperor) and Dark Side (you fight and kill Darth Vader).
The light side ending actually make sense how the story goes. But the dark side ending change the story. They also made a expansion to let the dark side story line continue.
Really, it's probably a good thing that Disney is doing a lore purge. Don't get me wrong, I love KOTOR, but this way the Star Wars universe has more logical integrity. I mean, if it weren't for the damn ewoks.
I find this interesting http://aggressivecomix.com/?p=22233
Nothing. I have literally no interest in Star Wars.
Would not watch it right now for free. In fact, I wouldn't watch it unless they paid me at least 100 dollars. Terrible lore, terrible plots, terrible actors, the worst director in the world...yeah...no.
Lucas is literally the worst director in the world. He is so uncreative. All his movies suck! he still thinks its 1985. The best Star Wars movie /Empire Strikes Back) which is actually okay, is the only one he didnt direct! he just got lucky with the idea.
Star wars was an adventure universe to begin with, it never was a rule based universe. Saga was Luke's space adventure. Prequels failed because they tried to be a rule based universe story rather than an adventure. Like; dooku being level 80 Sith vs. yoda being level 85 jedi with PVP gear.
In an adventure universe storyline is the key element, and characters are the core of a good storyline, Lucas failed at both. So it become a "some cool CGI action scenes" + "buy toys Lucas needs money" movie.
So Star Wars having a retcon is irrelevant. It is more about individual adventure stories(Zayne-Kotor comics, Tau-Dawn of Jedi series, Revan- Kotor series, Rouge Squadron series, Han's adventures), all good SW stories are centered around certain characters(one usually with supporting chars).
>tl;dr only the story matters, canon is irrelevant.
>assuming I havent played them all thousand times(BF, JK, repcom, GB).
Yeah, i think what you want to say is that he tried to explain everything and th force through science. The force is genetic and you can mesure it and the amount of mitochondrials in your cells or whatever. I think this really spoilt everything because the force should have stayed mystical, unexplainable. But this is the problem of creating a universe around the main idea, that you can sell. You need to expand the universe which means ruining it, i guess.
Luke Skywalker will turn to the darkside and become the primary villain.
You heard it here first folks.
Anakin is found 32 years before the new hope episode, so in that episode darth vader is in his 40's in the new episode he'd be around 75 being a sith he could perfectly live and be relatively strong and healthy
>think we can finally discuss how awesome FFVII us without trolls
Come on, its going to be a Disney movie! that means you already know how the movie is going to be, even before watching it. Plus no voilence, because they will make it into a 'Family' movie, which is the reason they just declared that all the cannon which came after the movies in books and the comics is now invalid.
Expending a universe doesnt necessarily means ruining it, but when you have thousands of writers writing thousands of stories with no cooperation whatsoever... well you get christianity.
That's why many rule based universes are more consistent because they have a single writer(Middle Earth, Dune, Isaac's stuff).
In an adventure story you create the rules to accomodate the storyline, Force just developped as the story went. Obi's shout -> Obi's mind trick -> seeing drone -> use the force luke -> pulling lightsaber from ice -> ghost obi -> ... -> lightning.
I dont blame games for giving names to Force powers but Lucas thought that he is good at writing a universe story, prequals have dozens of characters that dont do anything, they have no character or emotion to impact the storyline(which is the core). What did panaka do in Phantom Menace? nothing, he is supposed to be this cool veteran nigger who can kick ass but he literally just talks , stands and shoots at a window.
People hate ewoks because theyre space teddy bears but they have this "private ryan" scene where one teddy gets shot and his friend pulls him then realises he's dead. Nobody is going to get emo over space teddies but they do much more than fucking gungans who doesnt even die.
>back to /tg I guess
and some Ewok character is gonna be the new Jar Jar Binks.
You just know it's gonna happen.
You better believe it! they'll have 5 new 'silly' characters for us to love and cuddle and enjoy! the for whole family! there'll be scrumpy, the funny fat cat from planet Goondor, who loves a treat! and Scrog, hes always grumpy, but sooo cuddly! and there'll be Wizzybang, the wabbit from planet Wabbitty Wab! he's soft and fluffy and would do anything for a pudding! these lovable characters will help our friends Luke and Han on their new adventures! a film for alll the family!
this makes me wanna kill Bambi all over again.
What about the other Jedi? Was there no more? And darth Vader killed Palpatine. And Darth died at the end so that means there is not a single sith? If that's so then he would have to defect.
Star Wars will suck because it's going to become a fan-driven mess instead of a thrilling space opera. JJ is going to consult his Twitter feed more than his actual pool of writers and editors.
They're tossing in old actors to put butts into seats because nobody knows who half the cast is. We'll get the typical Star Wars fanfare and the lightsabers, but without any of the heart the original trilogy had.
The movie will be as follows: A lot of CGI, a ton of blue/green screen sequences, lightsaber battles without any real stakes, cameos from previous Star Wars characters who needed a paycheck, and a hamfisted story that has none of the ambiance of the original trilogy. Oh and we'll get another comic relief cgi character just to sell more toys and backpacks.
Can we just move on from Star Wars and get back to doing the REAL Aliens sequel? You know, the one where all the main characters don't die in the opening credits?
That was just the vanguard. When the main force arrived the New Republic pretty much got rekt
It's shit like that that makes me wish for a fresh, new sci-fi movie franchise that doesn't immediately gets fucked up by a bad script or too much cgi.
But apparently, all Hollywood knows how to do is taking shit from our past we once thought was good and throw it into the shitter.
What people don't seem to realize, the disillusioned fans at least, is that making this movie is entirely a business deal for Disney and nothing more.
Lucas didn't just suddenly write some amazing script over the last ten years. Some screenwriter didn't waltz onto Skywalker Ranch and slap down a 200 page space adventure onto George's desk.
This was planned out by Disney. They buy the rights, they use the rights to make money.
This has nothing to do with "we have a Star Wars story just waiting to be told", yet has everything to do with "We just bought the rights for this cash cow, let's milk it already."
That's what happened. Also, Palpatine lived from his fall using the force. That's one of the abilities that sith focus their training on. That's how Greivous lived so long after he shouldn't have. Darth lived so long after he was injured... Luke had already started when he had his hand replaced by machine...
Leia and Han should have a baby, then discover that Han and Luke were switched at birth, and Han is really Leia's sister. Luke and Leia should then hook-up only to later discover that Luke and Han were not really switched at birth. Leia should then hook-up with Chewbacca to discover he's her long lost triplet brother.
I thought he died, but transferred his spirit to a clone?
Pretty sure grievous wasn't force sensitive, either, just a tough motherfucker with a badass cyborg body
hey lets make the force due to some space bacteria pretending to be mitochondria.
>pic is what I want to see
What I don't want to see is poorly done comic relief.
The odd quip, sure, poorly done goof-ball characters? no thanks.
I thought Lucas had the scripts for episodes 7-9 already planned out when he started working on episodes 1-3, but originally didn't want to have them turned into movies anymore, after all the shit he got as a reaction to the prequels.
whatever the case, I hope they get someone better to direct the last two SW movies, I don't trust J.J. Abrams to deliver even one good sci-fi movie after seeing what he did to Star Trek, let alone three of them.
starwars was and always been shit anyways who cares
if it wasnt its owner wouldnt be selling/remaking all of his old movies and rehashing them
( i admit i liked empire strikes back though )
the only thing good about it is all the 80s references / and maybe the universe (but most of it has never been and will be part of the movies) /
and jj abrams or whatever his name is never made a single good movie in his life
well assuming for an instant that is correct, dathomir witches use dark magic so who knows what kinda fucks they give about aging, and I was led to believe that after being "killed" she turned out to not be dead and hijacks the medical transport and flies away?
>canon is irrelevant.
and you are a stupid faggot
i bet you liked the huge, juicy shit Peter Jackson called the LoTR too
keep watching American Idol and buying Beats By Dre™ headphones and shit you consumerist pop-culture bitch.
She was a mediocre enemy. She lacked control & I can't see why they'd bring her back as a character when she was frankly a gap filler to define anikin as a character. She'd have no place...There are so many Villains, still cannon, that could be used and so many more that could be created, that are better than her.
I agree with that, at least. They might do it just because its someone people would know, although if they're going to do that this film is going to quickly deteriorate into some sorta rogues gallery cameo and be doomed to veritable Stygian depths of quality.
Personally I think a completely new story would be the best option, but I guess they're not going to do that, from the information we've been given so far.
>Draw the crouds with the original cast
>hand it over to the new cast
It may work out well, aslong as one of the originals die, I'll be happy.
No racism intended, I hope that black kid cast is an alien and not a relative of some white character that just so happened to have a child with so&so. My expectations are probably just as I think though... fucking poltically correct horse shite...
Yeah, let's just hope they know what they're doing, I guess.
Its all we can do...
What do you think of the new cast?
I'm pretty fond of this guy so, I'm glad of that.
Honestly I'm terrible with names and faces, I know some people who are pretty happy about it though, so I'm just sharing in their optimism.
Welcome back from your giant, weeks long nap, anon.
maybe we'll get lucky and he'll steal
I'll be sure to add it to my list, if i ever find it.