I don't care if this is recent. I have not laughed so hard in a long time.
I'm up for it!
Bumping with my folder
I lost the screencap, but this one thread was about that black football player, and how we felt about him.
>he's a nigger
Then someone posted
>happy martin luther king day everyone
Then last post
A thread can be full of quality even if it's not old. It's not that if a thread is older than x, then it's good.
I bet you are one of those fuckers who thinks being an oldfag means only having been here a lot.
Not that old, but still one of my favorites
My personal favorite.
I have not seen that before, all of the win to you for posting it, sir
found this one from a "creepy" thread.
I got a theory as to why there's so much of these "Best of 4chins threads."
I think that it's because all the OP's are newfags who were 12 when most of the memorable 4chan threads happened, and now they constantly ask for the threads so that they can claim to be oldfags and say shit like "remember this?" and claim to have taken part in them.
To anyone saying /b/ doesn't ever have epic threads any more, I offer this.
tl;dr OP pisses in the bathtub with his gf and gets caught and she freaks out so people advise him to shit in the bathtub too.
When he does that, they advise he gather all gf's stuff and then vomit all over it, which he then also does.
it was another /b/tard taking credit... but once fox news found the thread, and /b/ got involved, it was a shitstorm. All the misinformation from the thread and various anons trolling fox news was delicious. We would type shit and literally hear it on the news 5 minutes later.
you wont believe me but it was me and my friend who sent the fish to space
i was laughing so hard i was crying and my ex was staring at me like wtf? ill never forget i was eating a kfc bowl and laughed and snorted so hard i got corn and mashed potatoes up my nose and had to snort it out.
This is old footage from 2003. Even though everyone was a newfag back then, I bet it was awesome.
It's all named, idk why that matters, but fuck you i like to stay organized
Greentext that got me into 4chan, I'm pretty new, like only 5 or 6 months now
Worth the read IMO
They take down an entire RP website through broken mechanics
Fucking love this one, kids in rehab, everyone's fucked up. Inspired the book I'll never write
What the actual hell did I just read there, it's so fucking funny but sad my god
/b/ makes a kid delete win32 then his dads whole computer
Pretty over-posted, and its the end of what I've got, dump ended. Good Night /b/ its about 8pm, thats past my bed time.
>Hans ist traurig,denn er soll mit Aisha spielen geh'n.
>Dabei ist die Aisha wunderschön.
>Seine Eltern hatten nie kapiert, warum Hans sich so schlecht intergriert..
Youre a fucking idiot. Theres no arguing about whos an oldfag anymore. If you were truley an oldfag you know we migrated already and that 4chan is just the gatekeeper for edgy kids and highschoolers.
This pic happened last year and i bet you don't even remember, fuckboy
>Be me, high school senior
>A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year
>It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chinkychonkysomethingsomething
>Parents must have been wasted on sake to think of those gems
>Both are in my trig class
>Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool guy
>He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him
>I'm failing trig, I'd sell my soul for his test answers
>He asks me how to legally change his name
>He's sick of having a stupid-ass Chink name like Ving
>I can't say I blame him
>Ask him what he wants his new name to be
>"Lee. Like, General Lee."
>Ling overhears us from a few rows away
>Says that his name has been passed down for generations
>His parents would disown him if he changed it
>Ving doesn't give a shit
>I offer to drive him to town hall after school
>Ling insists on tagging along
>Shrug, drive them both
>Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk
>Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate
>Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet
>Suddenly looks conflicted
>Tears start welling
>Apparently that ancestral shit runs deep
>Tells receptionist he can't do it
>She says the process has already started
>He'll have to pay a fee to cancel his request
>Stupid-ass small-town laws
>Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse
>About to hand it to the receptionist when a dude bursts into the town hall
>Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and Ray Bans
>Someone's gone full fuckin 'murican
>Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks
>Dad runs up and embraces son
>Huge smile on his face
>"Don't stop. Be Lee, Ving
>Hold on to that fee, Ling..."
Only if you don't understand the culture.
I've been here since 2011 and I consider myself a midfag
lol dude "You may want to be aware that your life is being ruined on the internet"
>how do I make it stop
>The damage is being done
Hilarious. I never know what whiteknights get out of notifying people that their shit is on here, we'll just fuck with them more if they get on and ask us to stop. The real whiteknights just report the threads.
I have transcripts from a guy from the netherlands about how he found a girl about to commit suicide and asked her if he could have her life since she didnt want it. Long story short, they did random stuff, fell in love, she got killed and he was going to commit suicide in some number of days. I'd post it but it's on another computer. Anyone have screencaps?
This was the best thing i've ever read. 10/10 I love you
screencapped this a while ago, thought it was funny
what kind of question is that?
this one makes me legitimately rage. goddamn the feels. shoulda beat the piss outta oldfag. ruined his fucking life. i dont think his wife would take kindly to him fucking an underage girl!
Long ago in a distance land, I, Moot: shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But foolish white knights wielding fedoras stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time where my evil is law. Now the fools seek to return to the past and undo the future that is MOOT!
NOT the bees! Don't kill the bees! NO NO NO BEEEEEEEEEES!
well fuck you could have mentioned it earlier, here you go!