just straight up ask her to hang some time. Although not right now because JESUS CHRIST this is a mistake of a conversation. Don't text for a day or two and pretend you were drunk or something
This gentleman may be your only hope OP
Listen, shes some what into you, otherwise this conversation wouldnt be happening.
If you want to fuck her, pretend like youre busy, but let her know you two will be kicking it soon. LET HER KNOW, do not as her.
If you want to date her, just continue responding with stuff that would keep the conversation flowing. Do not under any circumstance say anything you would say because that will blow the game
Kill yourself and that fucking mongoloid you're texting
Congrats anon, now just stay with the theory of talking about what she talks about and slowly test other subjects you think she might be interested in. Find the common ground with her and stick with it.
Ask her what she does when you aren't locked up at school, then tell her what you do (within reason) but make sure she gets that nothing is really important and you have plenty of free time (for hanging out when she suggests it)
See at this point, even if I got into her pants I would be limp as a marshmellow. I can't fuck someone with the brain density of Aerogel. We can get the world's top analysts trying to figure out what the fuck this girl is saying but the underlying conclusion you need to draw is to put down your fucking phone, and go after literally any other girl on the planet, except this girl.
seems as though you caught yourself a rare femcrackbeta.
unlike regular fatfembetas, this beta uses her overwhelming amount of insecurities to cast a smokescreen of hyperactivity around her.
she may find herself believing she is alpha by her ability to socialize with many without fear but her smokescreen also hinders her from being able to witness her own actions.
In most cases femcrackbetas will act in an overly autistic form without even realizing it. Legend has it that if the smokescreen is broken, fits of pure rage and suicidal rants are likely to pursue.
have your fun with her OP. These are fun to play with but be careful not to break through her screen.
You have to adapt to the situation yes, not as drastically as YOU think, and once you got them onboard you can revert back to your own self and they will follow you and change themselves to keep you happy
OP she's not worth it.
This is like reading the fucking nonsensical ramblings of two deaf 6 year old children trying to tell you that they can't fucking hear you, but you're still like"What are you trying to say?" over and over again what is this shit are you guys fucking 12 yrs old
if shes still talking to you that means shes probably interested.
just invite her over to your place or ask to chill at hers.
assuming youre beta as fuck try to smash around the 3rd time you guys hang out. if you feelin alpha, fuck her on the 1st.
texting OPs girl. 2 decides
You speak like a retarded piece of shit and you know what else? You are nothing but an object to pleasure men. You have no worth whatsoever because you are a stupid fucking woman. Fuck you and your mother and your grandma as well as any sisters you have. Meet me next to the main office tomorrow at school I you know what's good for you or I will break into your home. I have been stalking you for a while now so I know your routine. Don't try anything funny either, I got the law on my side.
let me eat out your asshole while you violently shit liquid diarrhea into my mouth till it drips down my chin onto my chest. then I want you to rub the shit all over me with your feet, until you pee on me to rinse me off. then I want you beat me off with sand paper while we look at your family photo album.
deliver. I'm not sure if this is the same girl as OPs but who cares it will do
Hi! few things to start off with
1.=] Yes, I messaged you because you're an illiterate female, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen .
done. we need a save
come on niggers we need to do something.
Texting OPs chick as op
9,7,4 choose how i screw up op
Dude. You don't say yes you fucker. You say "Maybe ;)." And then admit "Yes." if she presses it.
Tell her she's the first girl you've ever been able to talk to comfortably. Say it probably has something to do with the fact that she's ugly.
Because I want a good picture of you for my contact. One that you picked out...of the 1000's of other shitty pictures you took just so you could find at least one angle that you actually look good in.
Alright niggers keep this shit alive if it 404's ill make a new thread we should be getting a pic soon.
I got her kik..
Yes she is.
Probably nothing good to look at
im usually all for a spider thread but this is not the time.