hi /b/ i made a friend today and he likes to play guitar
I'm just gonna take him to the hospital guys i don't think he's actually dead
OK they've put him on life support... I'm really scared
You can do it, go fast
His name is Nicholas, guys I'm really scared. The doctor said he is going to have to stay in his bed for a little while, they said it's potential liver failure
He's happy to take requests as he is feeling fantastic!
I'm going to fuck you in the ass.
Oh my god you guys were right! She didn't want me to take pictures in the delivery room but I managed to get a picture, it's a little blury!
They have decided to call him Quianchong after Nicholas's brother! Isn't he beautiful?
Nick thinks he knows who it was! He's making his way over there now
Crabbette and Quianchong are watching in horror, They've all arrived at Darrel's house (the bastard that impregnated crabbette). This is awful!
Oh fuck guys the cops and london guards are here
Guys, he's just been put in a holding cell. What should I do? Bail is $100
Alright, the Pope and POTUS are arranging Seal Team 46 and the Knights Templar Regiment for immediate insert, assault and extraction. Tell him to cover his ears for the explosives and flashbangs!
I played this to Nick and he was disgraced. He called you a faggot.
Nick realised he managed to smuggle weed into his cell guys!
We just found the illegal drugs and a
Ready plan to give him 69 years in the tower.
He's high as fuck. He needs to get out of here. Does anyone have any ideas?
I know, he's a musical genius and I just can't follow him.
I am a fag.
Teach me Nico, give me the tabs.
implying I don't know I suck
implying I care
2040 ad minus the year of our lord
still being a faggot
>The autism is strong in this one
Hang in there Nicholas! Reinforcements are inbound!
Okay I finally received the money, Nick is out on bail. He's still high as fuck though. Here's his mugshot
FEMEN 4 NICHO!!!!!!
I'm sure they'll take his case pro bono.
Guy's he's hallucinating he thinks he's holding a charged battery instead of a sign that says "Charge: Battery"
Nicholas is in prison and all you care about is your jpgs
Fucking self-absorbed jerk
Nick is feeling tons better, we haven't any idea when the court date is. But he's happily accepting Quianchong as his own, Crabbette flew home to Thailand and hasn't contacted Nick in a while, rumours have emerged she was run over and is now a Crushed Asian.
No, I'm dedicating the jpeg to Nick's beautiful story you little annoying piece of shit why don't you go fucking kill yourself you neckbeard munklechunk fucking raspberry ripple why don't you fuck off back to your wheelie bin and fart a poop filled umbilical cord out your herpes scabby japs eye you filthy jigglepiggle fuckwad stinky tit. Go fucking hang yourself or drink some colostomy bag juice ya filthy cockmuncher gigglequack.
Holy jesus, I love him too, we gotta support Nicholas. Don't feed the trolls.
Nick enjoys watching Bullseye, it's a darts show. Nick is quite the keen darts player.
Agreed. I have created a charity for Nick. Together we can get his life back on track.
W-Wow it must have taken long to come up with these insults
He's such a big fan he even has darts with flights that have the game show's logo.
He comes from a long line of crusty socks, I can show you his auntie if you like? she is the only one that is still alive.
Nick noticed that his picture was a little blurry and feels quite embarrassed. He posed for a picture on a plain background so you can fix that.
Nick's aunt also has liver failure, I think it may be hereditary
Does this liver failure run in the family?
10/10 you have made my day OP Nicholas is now a 4channel legend
Here's some OC for you Nick, you high fuck