can we have "the best of 4chan" thread going?
This is a real dumb question but if you post images like that will 4chan contact the police?
Or can they not prosecute you? Is it only considered gore posting and nothing more?
If you posted a severed head of a human or animal and the image couldn't be traced would 4chan still report your IP address to the authorities?
Long ago ive heard cases where people from 4chan boards were perspecuted, if police finds out and think they got an actual case going on, they will get all the ip's and any other info they might need and no amount of proxies is gona save you.
actually. just by seeing someone posting a possible crime situation, you will be a suspect. This is enforced by the notion that we are anonymous, and as such no one knows who the real posters are. With that, the govs will trace all of the IP related to said thread, and get them for interogations.
you asked, mate.
I don't want to believe. But I know this can happen.
I don't post anything dodgey on /b/ but I was just curious. I thought I'd sound dumb just to get some answers. I appreciate you guys responding to my question. But yeah I was reading up on 4chans history. Alot of people have gotten fucked up.
I remember going onto 4chan in like 2009/10 and it was full of gore and shit. No idea what board I was on. Part of me thinks it was /mu/ which is weird.
Have been using 4chan each day since only 2013.
Can verify, I am the FBI and we cant track 4chan, We just have to ask that guy anonymous to stop being impolite
MY left testicle is in a bag in my cupboard. It got removed because I had testicular torsion and left it too long. The pain was immense but I thought it'd just get better.
I remember the doctor was all calm when I went in a day later and said I may have necrosis and that I should "get a scan as soon as possible".
Me and my mum didnt take that in fully because he sounded so calm.
I got a call from the doctors reception and she told me to get a scan immediately.
Got jelly rubbed on my balls by a hot x ray woman. She sounded really nervous and talked fast. Ended up getting the testicle removed but I wanted to keep it.
Will post pics if /b/ wants
Here is the testicle in the bag
>contact the police
>he doesn't know
That's kinda gay dude. My sack is just one ball and this scar which is just an oval shape and is a lighter shade of skin. When I got the hole in my stack stitche dup the stitches broke at home and black blood fell out.
Apparently the sack still had to get rid of excess blood. The hole eventually healed up by itself but I had to wear padding for a weak to capture the blood.
It was the worst week of my life. I also had to stay back at school to catch up on an internal class computer assignment that I had missed part of due to my surgery.
I confided with my friend in class that I couldnt stop bleeding. My teacher heard me and jokingly said "what are you a hemophiliac or something".
His comment was a smart remark and I was quite emotional at the time, but just held back my tears and said "no".
I thought my gf would break up with me once the doctors told me they removed the testicle.
My gf was supportive and stood by me.
However she later made out with my friend(the one I confided in) behind my back.
They are dating now.
My remaining testicle has grown apparently and is larger than normal testicles. This is because it now does the work of two.
>tfw lost my virginity at 16 with only one ball
Cool story /b/ro now make with the sack
How did all of those gummy worms make it through her digestive track without being digested?
I was in that thread and I didn't have a fucking clue.
How did all of these mini-tomatoes make it through her digestive track without being digested?
>tfw you realise moot sold 4chan to FBI years ago for mad profit
>Moots face when he's chillin in Mootxico in his billion dollar mansion
Fake, the trilby-esque hat was photoshopped in
Congratz anon. I have seen gore and shit but this is the first time I ever puked seeing a pic on the internet.
holy shit really? That shit smells and tastes so fucking poisonous. I would imagine that somebody on here has tried biting one open, you should know what I mean.
>Guy goes on camping trip with gf and other guy.
>Guy fingers his gf on the way
They actually end up at a hippie festival
Guy trips on acid, weed and mdma
>Guy sees the other guy fucking his gf
>Gets knocked out
>Wakes up tied to a tree watching the guy fuck his gf for the whole night while he has her panties taped inside his mouth
All of you have been zing zanged.
>Stealing investment money to build an animated watermelon army is just deplorable.
best storie so far
Poor guy, and i used to think i was fucked
There's a part of me that believes in us enough to think that this may have actually happened.
Damn, we have some old-schoolers afoot.
fucking someone ban this autist dear god PLEASE
I remember this from like a year ago.
>mfw that guy's dick isnt really that big
>mfw op had a tiny dick
>mfw no face
>jk i have face
I can understand why a guy would want to hold onto his ball, just to know he has it at least, even if it's in a medical waste bag.
I had a roommate who lost one of his balls in a motorcycle accident. He had one of those crotch rockets and as he was going through an intersection, a car full of immigrants decided to go through the red. He hit them. His ball swung forward and the gas tank crushed it.
I didn't believe it but mfw he whipped out his one ball. From that moment on we never broke his balls, only his ball, out of respect.
gotta head out now, sorry I couldnt dump moar
What if those were those fireball hot jawbreakers?