Beta/cringe thread? Beta/cringe thread. Contributing oc.
Why do people even write up this obviously fake nonsense?
>be nice sunny day outside
>attempts to appear better than others who actually have friends
That's actually a good idea, and he has friends... What the fuck is beta about this??
He's a man who slept on the porch and ate from a doggie bowl because he was too BETA for his gf.
i really hoped that was not the case.
You must be retarded if you read that and really just didnt understand it was a guy so beta that his GF slept with other guys and he ate out of a dog bowl after she served him food in it. Shouldn't you be in class?
sincerely wondering, cringe or not ? pic related.
THE CRINGE DEMON HAS ARRIVED
its all about the lighting, but yes. he is cringe-able. wouldnt say its anything patricularly funny or worth looking at, but you see that on facebook and think "dumbass"
It depends, is it on any form of social media as a profile picture or is it just part of an urban exploring series of pics? I'm guessing it is cringe because of the jacket though.
>"jesus fucking Christ this isn't me. Stop inboxing me. Read the description"
I wish i made more music when i was his age. Sure his skills are shit but mixing and video (hell D4nny isnt even that bad a name) are pretty good for what hes doing.
Also most indian/asian men can't sing for shit compared to black/white
nigga wat... how is aphex twin cringe?
The mixing actually sucks. Like, really hard. The vocals randomly change volume, generic as fuck beat, and if you listen to his other songs, there are random BPM changes that make no sense and sound effects out of nowhere. I really hope he didn't produce it too, because the rapping is bad enough.
The faces of Belgium, these are our finest
what do you think of our beauties ?
Mister Wavre and his 13yo gf
I'll contriboot for a while, beta/cringe is one of my favourite thread topics.
MFW people think weeaboos are serious when we do this sort of shit.
MFW people think they can actually offend us because they don't realize how self loathing we all ready are
MFW the shit I just typed is probably the cringiest shit in the thread
Because they share a border with the Dutch.
This shit 1000x
It always makes me cringe so much
Dumping what I have, it's not much. Lost my folder.
>tfw all my friends on facebook think I'm an asshole because I find fat acceptance to be utterly cancerous
This is the same shit over and over...if you want some OC just go on a facebook page like league of legends and sift through the comments they have in there. I've seen so many betas but couldn't be bothered taking screenshots and saving them
relaxing on drugs?
Try to relax on
:360 mg molly pills (love E more than anydrugs)
:cocain (feels relaxed but guess again)
:tinalox (when you overdosed just enough to feel your body sink into a bliss that makes you unable to breath.
:22grams of hawaian shrooms HMM good Psilocybin TRIP HARD
Drugs are awesome beyond understanding
I know what you mean. One of my friends has a shit ton of LoL players on her friendslist and you can feel the beta coming out of your computer screen in the comments section every time she posts a photo.
May be cringe, but at least they have passion about something. And it looks like they're having fun. And have friends.
And also Kingdom Hearts is the shit. Who wouldn't reenact it?
The only cringe thing about this is I bet they're bronies.
>I can't kill you, you're a part of me
>You're a fool Sora
>Le epic put on hood
He's simultaneously so close to yet so far away from that pussy.
That's not even beta or cringe, girl is just a bitch.
probably urban exploration
if he aint stupiud he will put on something that he can throw away and that will give him some protection so shitty clothes are expected
one of the hobbies that actually takes balls imo and normally you do it with friends
If you even could slightly understand how hard i've tripped in my life you would scream in agony, scream so loud only foul sounds would emerge.
The loud screams you make to get you help will only echo louder and dark, heavier in your head, echoing and changing into a dark demon screeching.
From this point on you can no longer scream anymore because you just can't, you're tripping so hard not even breathing makes sense anymore you would have probably shit your pants few dozen times.
You start to go in such extreme form of psychosis you won't even realize you gotta breath.
From this point on you only can hope to faint because your heart is going haywire beating at 230 bpm, blood pressure way over 10 -29.
Bam your brain shuts down and you fall into a dark bliss.
Nothing is as awesome as drugs, don't mock it.
Its always possible someone squirts lsd on your lips giving you over 500hits like nothing.
>it's as if someone took a diarrhea onto a webpage and made it into a meme hosting website
I was laughing at him until he fucking nailed 4chan with that definition. mfw
Fuck I raged look at that, nothing would make my dick harder than piercing one of the many layers of blubber that make up her chin(s). The feeling of satisfaction and lust would be felt deep within the inner reaches of my soul as I slowly pierce the fat with a needle, the pop of the blubber, the oozing of lard from the entry wound, the shrieks of the land whale in agony, the kicking and squirming, the rolls of fat on her swollen and stretch mark corrupted belly jiggling in an ecstasy, almost practised dance. Ahh yes, I'm getting shivers thinking of it.
THAT FUCKING WATERGUN OH FUCK IM DYING
>I really hope he didn't produce it too
Wait, what? Someone produced this? I always thought it was just that dude and maybe a friend or two messing around on YouTube. Please don't try to tell me there's actual money/"effort" behind this shit...
Oh right, poppers.
Good thing you know all about it.
>I'm a regular drug user
Haha idiot, i don't even use drugs.
Your autistic mom did a great job raising a junk.
>Im praying for your safety
>Quite the story once you escape
>Please be safe
>I feel so sorry for you
>You are sooo lucky
Nigga u wot? Someone just got shot and he cares about her sitting in traffic?
Im moving to mars. Fuck this planet who's coming?
jesus why would you edit that pic like that, looks fucking awful. The original had plant of color. You should be ashamed of yourself.
"its all about lighting" LOL go home /p/ you blow dick
I bet your dad nicknamed you cocksucker when talking behind your back with his friends.
>Oh there's cocksucker guys let see what he needs again, fucking twat is worse than his bitch mom
>You got that right bud, sorry to see your son being such a little bitch
>i guess he's all day in his room wanking to cartoons
No. Let's just check some hot sluts.
Woah dude, I feel you so hard man. I also take all drugs like so bad I trip more than anyone else. its like i take so many drugs it would kill an elephant. Let me list you like 20 different drugs that I take, all at the same time, because i know them all and really do a lot of drugs. believe me.
lots of drugs you haters dont even know how many.
Drugs. I do drugs.
Get lost, ya wanker
Getting out called by everyone?
No no anon, you're just a drug addict, you said it yourself.
Anything you say is part of that insanity in your head, every plea, or scream for understanding is all part of THAT.
You messed your brain up with toxic chemicals, what do they call it?
Right neurotoxic brain damage.
Piece of shit worthless chem bin of a human like you SHOULDN'T EVEN talk at all.
Dumb drug addict, bragging it on the internet.
U WOT M8
You fucking incest product.
Your disgusting family has been reproducing on itself for at least 120 generations.
My god You're worse than that other dude, can't you even see we where trolling each other for fun?
The heck does he care what i say, at the end we both get a giggle and thats why we love /b/.
But nooo, you dumb piece incest scrub fails to see this thing that makes /b/.. /b/.
I blame it to your inferior genetics
My summer break hasn't even started yet. If it did I wouldn't be stuck on /b/. I'm a winterfag not a summerfag.
Most annoying faggot on my friends list
I could keep on trolling with you, you're making my day but i gotta get up at 5 am for work so bye~
Thats so retarded, I can literally now use the same fucking argument you just brought up against you...
Given that on one side i'm "even worse", and then defending it with the olde b/annter excuse.
So, just so sad
Yeah, but....are you really gonna ask someone that just called you a faggot if they're calling you a faggot?
>You're a faggot
>Are you calling me a faggot?
>No, Im calling you a faggot.
guy please help!
requesting the pic of the guy who's girlfriend comes home drunk and admits to sleeping with 200 different guys or some shit, then another anon calculates the mileage of cock she's taken!
for your troubles, hotty.
Notice the pizza box in the background and the cars stickers on the dresser
Congrats bro, you did the drugs. We get that you're hard as shit and you've seen some interdimensional space shit. I do drugs too and they're neat, but no need to be so high and mighty.
Why are sonic fans so autistic?
>living with stepdad for a bit after my mom died
>Turkish temp starts working with my stepdad
>Turk has no place to go
>Stepdad decides to let him room at our house for some extra cash
>Don't really talk to Turk much, but he's weird as fuck
>Turk always talking about how he wants to meet the perfect girl
>This guy is in his late 30s, pretty sure he's a virgin
>Take him to a bar, because I know I can get free drinks out of him
>He asks the first girl he sees if he can buy her a drink (she's about a 7/10)
>She's accepts the free drink, but is clearly not into him
>I'm starting to get a little bit drunk, so I look over to see if he's ready to go
>Turk is surrounded by four dudes who look like they're gonna kick his ass
>Go over to check things out
>Chick was apparently there with a group of friends
>He got a little too forward with her and she got upset
>Friends eventually stepped in and things had escalated
>Bail him out with something along the line of "Hey. I'm drunk and this guy's my ticket home."
>Girl impressed. Get her digits.
>MFW the Turk asks me for her number so he can get in touch
do you even stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Here's a picture of the Turk. He moved to California to "meet his perfect girl" or some shit.
It was more rhetorical, but yeah that was directed at the 14 y/o b&s making fun of this poor beta dude trying to get a date through some dating service.
>"Some people just have beta in their fate" -- Donnie Darko
you all lose.
Yeah. He's pretty fucking creepy. One time my sister came to visit. We both passed out in the living room marathoning horror movies. I woke up and he was trying to take pictures of her with his phone.
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The internet was a better place when these people didn't know how to use a computer
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Two autisms spotted in the wild on deviantart.com wtf is this conversation
Are you fucking kidding me dude?
I use drugs like every day almost.
Tried almost everything, but you dont see me trying to look cool online for it.
I assume you're born in the 90's and you think its all cool and you're a total boss if you do it.
But lets face it, its a fucking hobby and you dont need to make a big deal out of it just because its illegal.
So go fuck yourself you autistic piece of shit
This is driving me insane- what is it about mlp that makes older weird guys obsess over it? Has anyone actually seen it? Is there any artistic merit and what draws this class of people? I'm starting to wonder if it's genuinely good but only people who don't know what's socially acceptable admit they're in love with it. Dissuade me, I've never seen it.
>audience is beta