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I had to get a couple of bags for some girls that were with me on a trip (beta-fag, I know). I searched their bags, found their used panties, and jerked off in them in a parking lot. I also came on the pussy spot and didn't clean them.
>got neighbour's keys (2 girls 14 & 17 years old and their mum) >get there >masturbate with dirty clothes >masturbate with tiny bra of the young one >masturbate with every panty in my reach >masturbate to family albums where they appeared naked >cum looking at a picture of the ugly mum naked with a savage black bush >cum stains in sofa dontlookback.bat
>>549460047 I was once fucking the cunt off this chick. She was awesome, loved it in the arse, loved to be dominated, and we were continuously pushing to see how far we could take it.
It was starting small, sitting outside naked at 3am having a cigarette, her saying "I want you to watch me pee" then later me stuffing my cock in her mouth while she was pissing, then fully fledged sex on the front lawn during daylight etc. we were always pushing to see how far we could take it.
Well one day we're sitting out the front yard having a cigarette, when she just leans over and takes out my cock, and starts sucking it.
People start walking past etc. I ignore them, they don't notice me, so I start waving, they still ignore me.
Anyways, the old lady over the road's daughter pulls up on the other side of the street with a car full of kids. By this time I'm nearly laughing myself stupid.
I'm forcing this bitches head down on my cock, forcing her to gag and spew while these young kids all start piling out of the car all ready to see their grandmother.
They didn't see me, which was lucky 'cause I probably would have been thrown in jail for that shit, but I knew they were there, and it just gave me a sick little thrill knowing that I was doing dirty things to this bitch in front of the worst possible audience.
>>549464317 >be me >16 >go to the Dominican Republic >grandparents have a decent sized house there >two bathrooms in the house >one of the bathrooms is only accessible thru the room I'm staying in >my hot 8/10 who I've wanted to fuck forever decides to use my bathroom to shower >as she's in the shower, notice there is a small window behind the wardrobe. this was because that bathroom was a late addition to the house, so originally that window would lead outside >window has metallic shades on it >turn the knob a bit to open it up a smidge >mfw my hot aunt is standing there in her naked glory showering >hasn't noticed the shade open so she continue rubbing her soaking, sun-bronzed body >Her D cups bask in all their glory >thisiswhatmyforefathersdreamtof.jpg >pitch a tent of the same caliber as Mt.Everest >proceed to jack off to this Dominican goddess >mfw she starts to finger herself a bit in the shower >her face contorts with pleasure as she lets out little moans >after about 10 minutes, I can no longer fight back the eruption >climax to the force of a large nebula imploding >stare down at the billions of potential children I just murdered >give my aunt's naked body one last stare >imprint this memory in my brain forever >slowly close shade >sit on my bed and pretend to be waiting to shower next >mfw she comes out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel >"oh hey, anon! hope I didn't take too long!" >mfw
>be about 7 years old >have this cute neighbor girl who was about a year older than me >I noticed the way she looked at me, like a piece of fucking meat >we decide to do something about it >one day she and her brother invite me over to play >whythefucknot.jpg >we start playing a little game called house >shit starts getting real heavy soon, and before i know it we are making out in front of her brother >making out and grinding >feels good man >I have this raging hard on and I don't know what to do with it >so being a fucking 7 year old I tell her "you have to catch me if you want more"
>>549460047 Such a wasted opportunity. I've raped a girl. Throat fucked a girl until she puked on me. Made a girl piss on me, and herself. Fucked a girl up the ass without her wanting it. Fucked a girl in front of a room filled with people and called her a slut and a whore. Never killed a bitch though. Maybe when I'm older and have the knowledge/opportunity.
umm were to begin this is all with my best friends sister (13yrs old to 17) >fingered her in backseat of car full of ppl (her friend was next to us and prolly knew) >fingered her while watching a movie with her family >fucked her on her pool table (not that good) >fucked her in her brothers bed with him passed out drunk in it (felt bad about it but was awesome) >made her put her moms dildo in her while we watched a movie and pushed on it for the length of it then fucked her in the bathroom that night and the grand finish >got her and her cousin (girl) stoned and made out with her and eventually fingerfucked her while her cousin watched and after wards we followed her when she went to the bathroom and listened to her diddle herself
>she starts chasing me >because i'm fucking slow every time she starts to catch up i throw myself in the living room couch and have her brother protect me >she asks what she can do to get me out >I say "show me your pussy" in the way a 7 year old would say it >mfw she fucking does it >i kid you not she takes her panties and dress right in front of me and her brother >it is a glorious sight, because I had never seen one before >I'm extremely aroused >before I could do anything she puts them back up >it is enough to get me out >We tell her brother to go do something else >We are messing around and making out >I make her touch my dick >she giggles, and she seems scared because she has never touched one before >sadly we don't do much that day because we don't have any fucking idea what we are doing
I used to stand in the middle of the night next ti my sisters bed and jerk off softly till I came. It went to the point of dressing myself in her panties and jerk off. Tuesdays and fridays were the best cause she had gymnastics and I used to put wear her dirty panty on my head and jerk off, breathing profusely. When she was in the right position at times I move her shorts a bit down and smell her ass and pussy while jacking it. When I was super lucky she farts or queefs at my face, used to cum hard. She sleeps like a log and not even a earthquake would have woken her up, literally. There was one earthquake that was 5 magnitude and she slept right thru it.
>Me and the same girl are messing around again >playing the same game and shit >but this time we tried something different >my perverted mind invented this sort of camping game >it involves having a "tent" and having a lookout >the point was to have her be the lookout so that half of her is sticking out of the tent >while she was looking out I would try to take off her underwear to get more peeks >she know what's going on but doesn't do shit until she feels i'm about to get a good look >every time she catches me I tell her I won't do it again >I do it anyways >all I remember is she has this really cute underwear on that i just want to take off >and during this moment I would sometimes grind against her behind >It feels good man
>>549467242 I know, I've also pissed down a girls throat and made her choke. Beat the fuck out of a few ex gfs, and my mom. Fucked my little sisters best friend and made her stop hanging out with my sister. I've let my friends gangbang my ex, and gotten arrested for domestic abuse and assault. Not like I'm gonna stop now m8.
>be me >live in a 3 bedroom basement >one roommate is schizophrenic >the other a chink bitch >hate them both >real bad point in life >fuck with them every which way >eventually beat the shit out of the schizophrenic >he leaves for another place The following is a series of things I did purposely to the chink to fuck with her. Ass Grabs >be drunk >she comes home >make small talk >go to hug her and totally grab her ass >she doesn't like it but doesn't say shit because chinks are pushovers >another time she comes home and I am by the bathroom >ask her how her day was >grab her ass at the end of conversation >eventually tells me to stop >still do it to fuck with her and joke about it cont. moar?
>>549468186 oh and i'm obesessed with finding out girls bra sizes for some reason. i have no idea why, but like if i see a bra in a friend's car or something i discreetly try to find out what size it is. one time in my physics class, a girl in front of me wore some kind of lacy shirt and her bra tag just happened to be poking out and i was able to read it. felt cool. i'm lame.
>>549460640 there is a new video of the guys that likes to sneak jizz all over girls in public. so far i've only seen 3. one where he cums on the back of some chick standing in a crowd. one where he cums on some chick waiting for the bus. Both of those the girls never noticed.
And i think a recent one where he goes to the beach and cums on the leg of some girl tanning her back (ass up face down). He acciedently lands his juices on the skin and she felt it and turned up to see what the fuck happened. Then he fucking starts to turn and run and turn off the camera. I presume he got away since he uploaded it. That guy is fucking crazy.
>>549468603 Flashes >constantly walk out of my room in nothing but my underwear and talk to her >one day, go to her room >ask her for dressing advice >she is flattered and agrees to help >tell her I'm going to see this bitch and we're probably gonna bang (lie) >she's a fucking virgin and doesn't know shit >bring a bunch of clothes into her room >she judges >I switch between clothes and eventually ask her about my underwear >she says it's fine >I take off my underwear while she is watching and she has full view of my dick >put on the other pair of underwear and pretend like it's nothing >she says both are fine >take off underwear again and put on old ones >look up to see her with her eyes closed and looking away >thank her for her input and go back to my room >heart pounding >she knocks at my door >"Anon, is it normal to be naked around roommates in this country?" >"Yeah... sure it is. Anon 2 has seen my naked many times." >"But, I'm a girl and I feel kind of uneasy." >"Many girls have seen me naked before." >"Well, I'm sorry to say that I feel uncomfortable about it." >"Fair enough." moar stories?
>>549468931 Haha already 22, not going to kill someone unless I meet a pretty girl on a camping trip. Take her back to my camp and drug her. Then I'll have my fun. Cut her up and let her scream. Fuck up her pussy while she's still alive. Rape her. Eventually slit her throat or just choke her out. Burn her while smoking cigarettes. Burn ashes again. Keep burning/cutting until she's gone. Burn ashes and leave the mountain....I jack off to that a lot.
Licked my friend's little sister's used panties, and rubbed my dick on them. Loved licking the stains. Loved the taste. Came in some of her drinks. I once came in her milk, while she was in the toilet. Watched her drink it then went to lick her toilet seat and came on her toothbrush. I like to cum on her fresh panties too. I know for a fact he put cum stained panties on minutes after I came on them. I've also rubbed the precum off my cock in her lips while she was asleep, and licked her lips and nipples. Sometimes I spit in her mouth. I once came on her face, and ran out of the room. Wouldn't do it again as she started waking up after the last string of cum hit her face.
>>549470164 >>549470171 We live in a university town and she worked at the university. I also graduated from there. Porn Broadcasts >my room is next to the bathroom and before the kitchen so she has to go by it every time >I purposely position myself with the door open so she sees me jerking off >she tries her best to look away everytime >know she's seen me jerking off while I have porn on blast >one day I'm on the balcony drinking beer and see her and her friend come >they make small talk and be nice to me >bigfuckingmistake.com >get drunker and hit on her friend >friend is also a FOB chink so doesn't know what's going on >she eventually leaves >it's dark now >go back to balcony >knock at slut's door and ask her to come and drink with me >she kindly declines >it's like midnight now >go knock at her door >she answers >"I need Femannon's number" >"Sorry Anon, I don't think she'd like that. She has a boyfriend." >leave >notice her getting up to go to the bathroom >pump porn in full nude with the door open >she's disturbed >I could give less of a shit seeing as how I hate living there and don't like her either >next day have a feeling of guilt, but seeing as how fucked in the head I was at that point last year, walked around with a smile anyway >at my fuck buddy's place >*Ring Ring!* The following a phone call that I got from my landlord. If anyone is interested, prepare for lulz.
this next story is probably the one that i'm most fucked up about because i was such a fucking idiot that i could't control myself and i ended up doing something stupid
>Be a year later with this same girl >during this time period her mother gave birth to a sister, the sister is about 1-1.5 years old at the time of this story >I decided I wanted to make out some more because why not >go over to her house her parents are outside talking and shit >this is the first time I'm actually seeing the little girl in person >I shit you not this was one beautiful girl >she was in diapers and wearing this cute shirt, she is moving around just looking at me with weird eyes >My brain interprets this as a booty call >the older sister helping her mom with some shit >its just me and the little sister >she can't talk or say anything so i take this as my opportunity >I get closer and start caressing her special spot >she doesn't move and just watches >I don't know what was going through my head >I decide to lean in and steal a kiss while still caressing her >I get the kiss >i try to make out with her like i do with her sister >she scratches my eye >I haven't stopped caressing her yet >I forcefully try to keep going >she scratches harder >I stop and push her off >she starts crying >ohshitplsstop.png >I star kissing her again to make her stop >she scratches my eye again >I have a fucking mark on my eye, and I don't know how i'll explain it >the parents come in >at this point i'm in another room trying to act like I didn't know what was happening >they ask what happened to my eye >I star getting nervous and make some bullshit excuse on the spot >they buy it >I leave >days later they bring me in for questioning >they found some unexplained marks on the girl the day after the incident >I act like nothing is going on but i'm almost shitting my pants >she recognizes me and points and me when they ask her what happened >i keep lying out of my ass.
>>549471183 I did things like this to an extent (not toilet licking you sick fuck) but the panty cum and cumming on her face, I also fingered my friends sister in her sleep till she came. the last time I did it she pulled my dick out and we ended up dry humping. then we did the things I posted before >>549466867 turns out she was awake almost everytime, just fuck her bro, and remember be grateful and post picks
when i was like 15 or 16 i found a danceschool.. went there evenings when they left... waited when a 8/10 chick passed by.. groped the fuck out of their butts
one chick even chased me with her umbrella but couldnt catch me.... went home smelled my weird smelling fingers because i didnt just grope her butt but tried to slide my finger deep in dat asshole as i can
>Age 8-9, wear my mom's underwear. Learn to fap shortly after.
>Age 13-14, fap constantly. Discover hole above master bathroom in our new unfinished house, directly over shower. Watch older sisters shower. Oldest might have caught me once but didn't say anything (we made eye contact).
>Fuck chickens (this kills the chicken, no fucks given at the time, feel bad about it now). Learned to do partial insertion so as not to injure them badly.
>Fuck horse many times, she was a sweetheart and didn't mind anal (it was significantly tighter).
>Try to fuck calf, accidentally her ass. Dick covered in shit, did not try again, went back to horse. Calves too jumpy anyway, challenge was fun but too much chance of getting caught.
>Make Styrofoam dildos covered in plastic trash bags, feelsgoodman.mp4
>Make jerk off machine with jigsaw, hose clamp and duct tape, only used twice, came in literally about 10 seconds but was laughing too hard to really enjoy
I am an exhibitionist who goes to a local motel and leaves the blinds open about half way while I lay in the bed close to the window and pound my prick while snorting coke and watching porn. Tons of girls have looked in on their way past my room to go to their own room..quite a few of them end up walking back and forth past the room looking in while I pretend to not notice them while I jerk off furiously..I can hear them laughing and talking etc...pretty fun.
>>549471897 I have been sniffing my 15 year old nieces panties for the past few months. She leaves them in the bathroom still connected to the inside of her pants in the bathroom when she takes a shower and then goes to her room to get changed. I walk in soon after and get to the sweet spot and do some deep inhales...sweet teen pusssy smell FTW.
>>549471589 at this point i'm scared they'll find out what happened and connect the dots between my scratch marks and the marks on the little girl
>I keep making up excuses even calling upon the brother to cover my ass >he does >he saves me from a terrible form of punishment from my own father >the girl however keeps pointing at me >I just leave and decide to never mess around with anyone from that house ever again >the images from that day still follow me to this day because these stories were my firs sexual experiences
>be today >I still have contact this girl, and I sill believe to this day that her mother figured out what happened, but she didn't do anything about it >now i talk to this girl who turns out to be extremely good looking, and i don't think she know what happened >mfw
and that /b/ is the story on how I molested a 1 year old girl
When I was like 15 or 16 I jacked off in English class. Cleaned it off with paper. No one ever noticed. My friend thought it was a joke when I told him. I always asked myself if the teacher did notice.
>>549471743 >at fuck buddy's house >moar alcohol because alcoholism >phone call >"Hello?" >"ANON! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" >"Relax, what's this about?" >"YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT! YOU FUCKING PUMP PORN ON BLAST AND SHOW YOURSELF TO THAT POOR LITTLE GIRL!" (Side note: supposedly because she is a sheltered little virgin, mine was the FIRST dick she ever saw. I am so fucking proud of that accomplishment. I don't care what you niggers think.) >"Oh... my mistake." I should mention that this landlord had to deal with a lot of my bullshit. I was responsible for 2 previous roommates moving out and this chink bitch would be number 3. I once added up how much rent he lost because of me annoying/beating people out of there and because of me this guy lost like $1600. >"FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WANT YOU GONE! YOU'RE FUCKING OUTTA HERE! I SHOULD HAVE KICKED YOU OUT WHEN YOU BEAT UP ANON 2. HE HAD BEEN LIVING THERE FOR 5 YEARS WITHOUT INCIDENT TILL YOU CAME ALONG." >"Got it." >hang up >girl asks what's wrong >tell her I can't tell her specifics, but I'm getting evicted and need to find a new pad >"Anon, sometimes I think you are your own worst enemy." >"You think that, I know it." >"Maybe you should scale back and try living without incident." >"Fuck that. Just give me a month and everything will be find and I'll tell you the specifics when things get better." >never tell her because she's a woman >text homies that live closer to my work and are looking for a roommate >they are ecstatic at the thought of me moving in with them >move and live in a better place >bang fuck buddy later that day >nothing was learned >lolwhywouldistopthis.exe That's all folks. Give me your best shot. I know I'm a bad person.
>>549460047 I stole a pair of my best friend's panties when I was at her house a few weeks ago. She was taking a shower and I grabbed the pair out of her dirty clothes basket. She would never forgive me if she found out.
when I was 12 I got drunk with a friend and as he was passing out I kept on trying to grab his dick. make multiple attempts that night he keeps trying to stop me have hand down his pants when parents walk in and take it out really fast before they could say anything
Im not even gay its the only gay thing that i've ever done
>i think i was about 15 cousin was 14 >new years like....2009 >couch that became king size bed >i was sleeping on right hand side >cousin in middle >sister on left side >very much aware of how my cousin has been developing chesticles >multiple plans of attack for touching her boobs >snake hand up shirt and under bra >though top of her v-neck >eventually reach nipple, grope and stroke my dick >first cum to nonporn, comes fast. >stick hound down her panties >she giggles >ohshitson >pull hand out, fake sleep >years later jerk it to the memories
i think she was awake and just didnt know what to do, but whatever
i didnt reach her pussy btw, firsts pussy i felt was when i was 16 with my 14yo gf
>>549473972 Oh there is quite likely something wrong with both of us. But even though she is my niece and I would never ever ever touch her or make her feel weird around me she is about 5 feet tall, slim with 34C tits and the cutest tiny ass on her. She and her friends walk around half naked during the summer, It is just all too frustrating...my wife would have a heart attack if she knew how much of a pervert I am lol.
>>549460047 I like this gif, Ty Op.... Now for my confession. When I was in Middleschool, lets say 8th grade. I would go up behind girls and put my Finger between their ass cheeks. Another thing I would do while in that grade, I would take a shit load of creep shots of girls asses, or Tities. In total I think I've seen over 20-30 nip slips, and grabed about 40-50 ass cheeks.
the fact that I moved to another country helps with that
but while I was over there, I think the whole family decided to ignore it (except for the father who never found out because the mother was sleeping around so who knows who the father was) and I stopped talking to the sister after she became an arrogant bitch. The fact that I knew she was sleeping around may have helped too
I'm amazed I havent gone to jail for being a pervert. I've been to jail for other shit though
As a kid >wore sister's panties once of twice >masturbated, everywhere >molested a neighborhood girl but she never told anyone >kicked out of middle school for a week for sexual harassment >basically grabbed a bunch of girl's tits.
Truthfully, the getting expelled and the ridicule I received from it made me a better pervert: No means No, etc.
As a teen:
>be a decent looking guy, with a car >decent command of the english language >spend hours and hours mass messaging chicks over myspace, okcupid, pof and craigslist >fuck dozens of emotionally unstable bitches (30-40+) >kick all of them to the curb
In my twenties:
>began to chill out >fucking internet girls and picking up drunks >start having kinky sex >no more one night stands >get about six different whores and rotate them >lead girls on for kinky sex >end up choking and beating them >shits fun >these girls don't have any friends >let me do it because they like me >get bored
I even licked the tears off a girls face while I fucked her. I always wanted to do that. >they were not happy tears
I also lived with three girls while in college. >fucked in one of their beds with a disgusting fat chick >jacked off in their rooms/sheets
There's a special place in hell for me and I'm aware of that. I've tried to apologize to some of the girls, one of which was underaged and sodomized in a walmart parking lot.
The truth is, they all wanted it. Well, expect for two but I made amends (gave an underager a pack of cigs and she forgave me) and it's been too long for them to press charges so I don't worry about it anymore.
I've found out that apologizing for the past just brings up bad blood so I just block them on facebook and move on.
Also, whiteknights. Every fight I've gotten into was with a whiteknight. Coincidently, I've won every fight or punked out evey whiteknight that started shit with me.
>be me, 13 >peeped on people through the communal restroom ceiling >saw people >they didnt see me >until one time. I made a larger crack in the ceiling to see better >lady was showering >was caught >shit was bad >old lady too ... >regrets
On two different occasions, a friend of mine passed out drunk and I pulled their shirt down and played with their tits. Another time, I was in bed with this girl (we were just "friends" though she teased a lot) I pulled both her pants and panties down and played with her a little, never woke anyone up.
I would molest my little cousin while she slept. If her hand was close to the edge of the bed I would make her jack me off. If I was lucky enough and her head was closer to the edge of the bed I would touch her lips with the head of my dick. Sometimes I would try my hardest to stick my whole dick inside without waking her. Couldn't get past her teeth without her moving and turning away. Maybe she was awake the whole time...
>at my friends house, both of us around 15 >his 13 yo sister, not that hot, but OK, maybe 5/10 >alone with her, she lifts up skirt and pulls down panties >instant boner >she poops on the floor, dog comes by and eats it >she's looking at me during, trying to gauge my reaction >huge boner but also huge nervous virgin >go in bathroom, eat out her nude Barbie doll and cum
They were both fucked up, did other things when I slept at their house
>staying overnight at friend's house with some other guys >his family gone for the weekend >Wait til everyone's asleep then sneak into his little sister's room >steal panties and bra, go to downstairs bathroom and jerk off while sniffing them >take them home stuffed in my underwear nestled against my junk >so soft >Jerk off with them the next day, once in each cup >can't wait for next time >a few months later their house burns down with little sister inside >turns out his mom pushed her down the stairs and accidentally killed her, then burned the house to try and cover it up >all the panties burned
>>549477486 I was 13-14 when I had the opportunity to do this. One time my family went to the beach one summer with relatives. It was late and all the adults were outside the cheap motel by the beach while I was inside with the rest of my younger cousins who slept on the bed. I did the same thing to her. Only afterwards when I realized she was awake with her eyes on me I would play with myself on the other side of the room. I pretended to ignore her. I could see her in my peripheral vision just looking at my dick covered in precum. She also saw me have an ejaculation that night. Why did I like it?
i was seriously considering killing myself and then i saw this thread. it made me realize im not half bad compared to some of the sick fucks in the world, and also put a smile on my face. thank you /b/
>>549460047 while visiting a family friend in another country, i went into his daughter's room to jerk off to her panties and placed them back where i found them, i managed to not cum on them but i got a litle of my precum stains on them
>next morning, get up for class >her room shares a bathroom with the room next to hers >grab a shower before I go >got cockblocked pretty hard the previous night by her roommate being a dumb bitch >start fapping >see roommate's shampoo herewego.jpig >cum buckets into it >shake up the bottle a bit to mix it in >do this a lot of the times I stayed over there
>mfw she's gone home for the summer and is probs still using it
used to play a game when I was like 5 called monster that I made up with my young cousin basically involved me stripping her and me coming out of a dark place in the basement and playing with her unclothed body. got caught once by my older brother he told my mom but nothing happened.
used to wear my mom's panties when I was around the same age. now developed into a full fledged panty fetish, and whenever I'm in a place alone with a girl who fits my body type I steal their cutest pair to wear while I jack off.
when I was like 14 I played a game with a different cousin(7or8) when we were at my aunts place for some family shit. We were alone in the basement where it was basically us using different types of workout equipment at my aunts place at the same time. >we're on a all in one machine >she's facing me >position her so that her pussy in right on my throbbing dick >she starts to say what are you doing as i position >at that moment I thrust my dick against her >what are you do-- moan and collapses against me >i get super hard and just start doing it over and over almost got caught that night was a trip. it's a constant source of guilt and fappage.
felt up my other cousin just a couple months ago right after my mem's funeral
have another cousin who just turned 8 and I'm thinking of doing stuff to. but I'll let her grow up first
>when i was 16 >working in a water park , my job was to keep all the kids under control while they slide down in a big slide in turns >finishing work in 20 min , a wild 8 - 9 year old appear , no one else besides her go down the slide (almost all the famileis went home) >the cutest and hotest thing i saw in my life >use my phone to take pictures of her butt and face in her swim underwears >pretending to help her sit properly so i could rub my hand on her butt >squizzed and touched her butt everytime she she sat to slide down , but tried to do it unsuspicious gosh i was such a pedo when i was a teen
>>549460047 Masturbate with door open Masturbate in parents room Masturbate with people in the same room while they slept Masturbated infront of my cousin Compared dicks when we were little We called it doctor I was uncircumcised and he said my peepee was super rotten :( I masturbate on pieces of gum and give them out I masturbated on things that girls have touched because in hope one day they will touch it again Masturbate to girls on my phone but sperm on my phone Fuck my couch Fuck my couch with Vaseline Put two wet sponges in a cup and rubber band them together and fuck the cup/sponge Suck my own dick (put legs over your head whilst on your back) Stick hotdogs in my butthole Put toothpaste on my penis and masturbate (burns) Touch my penis on the dog (girl dog) Let my puppies luck my dick (2 girls, 1 boy) Put peanut butter on my penis and eat it Masturbate when everyone was awake Masturbate to my friends sisters and moms Masturbate to my aunt Masturbate at grandmas house Came all over the toilet seat Came in the maxim magazine I used Came on the carpet Rubbed my dick on the carpet after cumming
>>549481081 more like I'm not that bad looking and know how to keep up appearances so no one suspects me. though that one night with the work out shit my aunt layed a trap for me and I almost took it. luckily I have really good intuition and my head was just like nono nigger you've got your fill just let her go. I wish I did something though, fuck me I could have seen her pussy if I wanted. FUCK!
ITT: THINGS THAT YOU DO THAT IS/WOULD BE CONSIDERED GROSS TO SOCIETY.
1) When a roll of toilet paper runs out, I stash away the brown part. I do this so that I can stick my dick in it and use it as a toilet guard protecting my penis when I sit down to shit.
2) Sometimes, I piss in my kitchen sink. I do this only when I'm drunk and don't think I can make it down 2 flights of stairs to my bathroom.
3) When I plan on showering immediately after, I don't wipe my ass after a shit.
4) When I know of a car ride where there will be multiple other people than myself, I'll hold out on letting my ass rip until I'm with them.
5) I used to piss in cups at night when I was too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom. I live on the top floor of a house with 4 roommates. Outside my window is the garage roof and sometimes we drink on it. When I fill up a piss cup, I'll dump it on the roof. Party-goers to this day don't know they sit on gallons and gallons of piss that have dried over time.
>>549481716 I masturbated In every house I been in I masturbated at school I masturbated In every hotel I been in I masturbated while watching et I masturbated watching Kim possible I masturbated watching nightmare on elm and Halloween I masturbated whilst watching wolf of Wall Street I masturbated while watching late late with Craig ferguson Masturbated while watching David letterman Masturbate while eating Masturbate after eating Masturbate before eating (didn't wash hands) Masturbate before eating with family (didn't wash hands) Masturbate at cousins house while playing xbox Masturbate while playing xbox and came on the covers Masturbate while trying to suck my own penis Have myself a facial Gave myself a facial while finger in butt Gave myself a facial at cousins house Gave myself a facial at cousins house watching college football reruns while on xbox mic with friends
I was drunk one night and walking down the street. I was only 5 or 6 houses from my own but as I passed by a car parked on the street I just grabbed the door handle and checked if it was open. Sure enough it was so I started started looking around it a bit and in the back seat there was a pair of girls jeans and I knew the girl that they belonged to.
I took the jeans and then walked to a park and stripped off all my clothes and started jacking off. When I was ready to cum, I grabbed the jeans and came all over the crotch of them.
Walking around naked in a public place felt really good so I kept walking around until I was horny again and jacked off a second time and came all over the jeans again.
I then got dressed and walked home and along the way I threw the cum covered jeans back into the parked car.
I saw the girl regularly but it was about a month later that I saw her and she was wearing the jeans I had covered in cum
I could tell you guys worse shit but this was by far the most embarassing of recent events. >beginning of memorial day weekend >finish prepairing tools >grab brother's food mixer after he leaves >hook up a dildo to it so it fucks my ass >spend the next 3 hours fucking myself with it >brother comes home early cause memorial day weekend >immediately notices his mixer is gone >yells if I've seen his mixer >I'm in my room with it >Its running and fucking my ass still >has shit splattered on it >N-no I haven't >quickly clean it off and bring it out >Gets a weird look on his face >Why did u have it in your room >I was pranking you, gotcha >awkward silence for 2 minutes >But why tho
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