>"Thols doughtor Mog, tho toon dromo quoon who'se constantly omborrossed by hor fomily.
Oh lord, my fucking sides.
well this is fuckign weird. There was one of these threads not just 2 days ago, and every picture I posted in it, is now fucking GONE off the computer.
meanwhile, at McFarlane toys
>Pirates of the Rings and the Deathly Caribbean
Our story begins with 11 year old Jack Sparrow, a young boy with magical powers who receives a letter from Gandalf the White, the headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The letter instructs Jack to assemble a crew and a ship and sail to Tortuga to destroy the One Ring.
another not cheapo, but an Agnes figure from the Bravely Default LE
And now in horrendously-bad Vocaroo form!
Frodo received a letter inviting him to study magic at Tortuga, along the way he meets up with Harry Potter, Dobby, Arwin, and Sam who are also on the way to magic school. They find a magic ring and have to destroy it before the evil Jack Sparrow and Aragorn use it to acquire the sorcerers stone and resurrect Gimli, the evil wizard who killed Frodo's mom and dad. With the help of Gandalf, they eventually throw the ring into the krackens beak, the place where it was originally forged.
"To be one with the universe, you don't need fancy machines or fancy thought. No, all you need is to look up, smoke weed, and watch the stars fly past the night sky.."
does it say
>there is a reptile in my pantaloons
> Thomas and Ray from Call of Juarez Bound in Blood.
> Indiana Jones
> John Lennon
Seriously, this thread is actually starting to piss me off. How do they get away with making this shit?? And the worst part is, tons of people BUY this shit. It's like, a group of children who have been locked in a basement and beaten for the first decade of their life can make better products than this. I'm in utter fucking shock
the hair color threw me for a second :/
One of my friends went to China and found this.
>It's like, a group of children who have been locked in a basement and beaten for the first decade of their life can make better products than this.
Yeah, but they all work at Foxconn making iPhones.
BEHOLD THE FABLED KARATE FARMER!
>don't get mad. get cbaj.
Every single fucking time I see this it gets me.
these are sold to little chinese dirt farmer children, dude. their 17-member family one-room house MIGHT have an analogue TV from 1983 if they're on the high end of their village.
you better fucking bet that little Ping-Lo is ecstatic over getting a Robert Cop 2 doll or a STARS WARSIORS action figure.
bro you fuckin nailed that well done
>turned into another person; Spiderman
This was the best one so far for some reason
Actually laughed out loud
I just saw this yesterday. I would have got a better picture, but my friend was rushing me.
This entire thread has just made my sides ache so badly fuck you guys for making me laugh so hard.
where can i purchase this superman fuck doll?
I looked at his face for a few seconds and broke down
writing the blurbs for these things isn't that hard once you try