hey /b/ whats your opinion on bestiality with spiders/insects/etc? Is getting a spider to bite your dick so you can masterbate furiously in the woods morally problematic?
Is keeping animals as pets that you can manipulate/agitate them into literally biting and poisoning your dick sexual slavery for the animal?
I don't hurt my spiders, and I usually get them from the woods. I made these plexiglass containers so I wouldn't crush them on accident...
Whatever makes you happy is fine with me, mate.
Crickets don't bite but they have spikes all over their body...
The trick with bees is to use a sugar and honey composite. Otherwise they will just leave you alone.
post pics of your dick after the spiders bite the shit out of your dick
Here's another one with a cricket. The sugar water makes him bite my dick. :)
I actually have a spider bite on my dick, not bc I 'm like you, but the fucker got me when I was sleep.
It kinda hurts to fap, but eh. This just seems like an odd idea.
>inb4 this actually becomes a thing
It's technically a hornet. And to that anon who wanted to try this, it feels amazing. Your whole dick will swell up. The pain and the endorphins are awesome, but nothing compared to the venom pulsing through your dick. You can feel your blood pounding in your dick.
Still not sure about that. You'd be better off looking for snuff porn, but it's a very niche part so you'd need to either go to deep web for that shit, in which case it's probably real and not acting, or go to some videos that features heavy physical abuse.
Shit, forgot to pick the picture
Holyyy fucking shiiiit
Tell us about the first time you decided to do this shit?
Do you ever worry your dick will catch some freaky infection and you will have to explain this to doctors?
what do you do with the insects when they are done?
op is a sick faggot,your dick should rot and fall off to keep you form reproducing.
When I was 12 on a camping trip with some friends, we had all gotten extremely drunk. I woke up, hot and sweaty from a wet dream.
I went out to piss and I found a tick on my glans. That moment was so erotic- my swollen dick, the blood, this insect on my cock... I jerked it behind the tent quietly and I've been looking for stinging bugs ever since.
If we consider virtue ethics, ultimately having a spider do that to you is entirely morally permissible. You are giving your consent and as the spider is not self-aware or able to give consent, use of the spider is morally permissible as well (Immanuel Kant may disagree considering his views on objectification and using others as a means to an end, but that's another story for another time), so in short, knock yourself out, /b/ro, possibly literally all things considered.
I personally disagree with your choices, but the choice is yours to make.
It's all very safe.
as stated above, I capture all my bugs, except for ants. I usually go to anthills to soak my dick in their bites. Spiders, crickets, etc. I will take back to my home, and put in plexiglass containers until I fuck with them, and then I usually put them back into nature.
this pic is blurry as fuck, but it shows how I get them to bite me
he only fucks insects cos his ick is so small it fits
is that first pic a Hobo Spider or just a common "aggressive house spider"?
I got bit by a Hobo Spider in Oregon and frst it turned black the next day then the skin started dying and falling off into a huge PIT.
like i could drop a quarter into it.
Nigga wut? Didn't your dick turn purple and swell up?
and you're letting it crawl on your dick??
What the fuck do you think I am? A fucking amateur? I live for this.
jesus christ man! i'd be doing prison time if i was fucking any girl "in" high school.
im past that age bracket by 30 years.
not sure if been duped.
requesting time-stamped dick pic with a needle through it nao.
i dont care man, i like spiders but their number are endless and billions of people kill them anyway, whatever goes on between spiders and your dick is no more of less reprehensible than how most people treat spiders, youre just odd. that said, since you seem to be one of a very very rare type of fetish you just go ahead and enjoy that fetish to the max, literally nobody else is gonna do it
the obvious underlying .....no timestamp
LOL well aren't you a fucking regular internet hero.
Enjoy your hi-viz dick forest half-coon-town winterfag. I hope your first and 5th born get raped by the same principal.
OP as long as you're not harming the bugs, knock yourself out. To be honest, sticking my dick in those jagged containers of yours or ramming a metal bar like that into my dick freaks me out a lot more than the bugs. If my girlfriend had some bug fetish, I wouldn't mind doing this with a grass hopper or a beetle or something. If it stings though, nope.
>limp dick online hero backs down in seconds
how fucking predictable.
yeah i love it here,gold capital of Australia.
enjoy being a sad unemployed boong trying to make out how badass Australia is.
so much for ending my life ...
Faggot OP run off by shit-Spidey derailment? I'm out shitlords
nice job, you let the retard win.
well done retard, you scared away the most interesting thing that's happened in a while. I can't even get mad, i'm surprised someone would ragequit so fast
seriously OP wasps are my biggest fear and you let them fuck with your sugar covered dick
Gold Capital? I know this bait.
You mean dying town faggot. Gold prices aren't keeping pace with cost of ripping it out of the ground in AU son.
As for the unemployed part I chuckle to fuck at. When was the last time you blew a load *in* a living being. Unless you are the massive faggot you are making out to be you paid $200 for the 15 minute privilege.
Well... It certainly was... Interesting...
Until the Spidey-niggers came along and fucked it up
I got the shot. Tablespoon of lighter fluid. Big candle. Excuse my fat.
> Not knowing the time and place for spiderman
>Not owning your own mining lease
I had kids years ago,they have moved out of home maybe you could do that for your parents one day.
So yeah im still fucking my wife who is an intregral part of our small mining lease daily operation.
And i have no intention of ever leaving.Fuck the cities and all the bullshit that goes with it.
Being surrounded by bushland is awesome.
(thinking my life revolves around the gina reinharts of the world lmfao)
we are the mods we are the mods we are we are we are the mods!
The mods are fucking terrible. I was once banned for asking for some sauce on one picture when a Google search failed yet they refuse to ban the bronies and Spider man memers that are fucking up this board.
OP, what enjoyment do you get out of it? And what is it that you enjoy?
bugs are gonna die in like
2 minutes anyways
just don't jizz on rolly polly
they're my friends
but seriously I've wasted enough time. I love being tortured with insects. I'm conflicted about it, because recently people have said it's abuse. But it is what it is and I'm going to keep doing my thing. My dick is super sensitive from being burned and I can feel it angrily pulsing in my boxers. I'm going to put some anti-bacterial gel on it and jerk off. I'm glad I made you all squeamish, but it's what gets me off.
i'll just leave this here ...
Oh wow ...yap that is the /b I know and like
I saw a dog get it's head bashed in with a shovel, another set on fire, a cat's head cut in half with a butchers knife and a man hang himself on a doorknob
And none of that shit compares to the absolute NOPE I'm feeling right now
I have been on 4chan for to long to care about this.
You stupid newfags, spiderman is used to derail shitty cancer threads and bring them to bump limit. Here you are ruining a perfectly good thread back to reddit you fucking retards.
I'm just sticking up for my spider-bros.
>inb4 newfags calling everyone they disagree with a newfag redditor.
w h a t t h e f u c k a r e y o u p e o p l e o n?
this is the first thread in 4 years to make me cut myself again
What in the actual fuck... I-I'm out...
OP, I made a folder of Animal Penis Bingo just for you.
This seems to be the right kind of thread...
Can someone explain the site without mothers to me? Why is it never referred to by its proper name? Is it illegal in the UK? How does it work?
>Why is it never referred to by its proper name?
because its blocked (your post is spam, etc)
>Is it illegal
google (and Porndex, dunno about PornMD) references it, so..
still, I think you're immediately put on a surveillance list if you visit it, because there's a shitload of cheese pizza and rape vids
there are also the best legit amateur vids ever which aren't on other sites, so..
Its like you are some sort of sexual spider man. One bite and your whole life was never the same.
Only instead of super powers you got a gross sexual fetish that doesn't involve humans and will stop you from every being happy in a loving relationship.
Some how /b/ managed to actually be random today, And it was one of the most horrific things ive ever seen. Stay classy /b/rothers, im fucking done.
You fucking caught me, man. I'm a 20 year old girl from Washington. I've never even been to Germany. Found all of these pictures on Fetlife. This guy really does DO this though, and all my answers were taken from his page, (some elaborations).
I had to stay for one post, just to call you a tremendous faggot who has no value to society and will be forgotten within a decade. Enjoy your meaningless existence while it lasts you pathetic excuse of a human being.
u wot m8
Scat & CBT really are the best shit internet provided
archived you glorious bastard