A fake oldfag, that's the /b/ro I don't like.
A fake weeaboo, that's the /b/ I don't like.
A nigger lover, that's the /b/ro I don't like.
A moral fagger, that's the /b/ro I don't like.
This is a story all about how,
Op tried to turn 4chan upside down,
I'd like to take a moment so just read right there,
And I'll tell you how Op started a fag thread right here
Here you go faggots. Bonus: English isn't my first language
Dude how are you not a rap artist? Oh wait, you're too good for their shit music. You need to create your own genre. I'm sitting here masturbating to your voice right now. I'm about to cum.
My direction is in a straight path out from the southern side of Los Angeles.
I'm a coloured man that has the ability and intent to asphyxiate your mother, afterwards I shall cunningly attempt to make your sister lust for me, as a final vendetta.
I present a danger to those around me and if the Law enforcements should catch wind of my plans, I will simply pay the Bail.
You see my friends, the problem is that I am apathetic to my enviroment.
Should I happen upon a policeman whilst strolling I do not choose another direction, I cunningly meld into my enviroment and when he passes, I know I've fooled him.