Hi, I'm Jason…
For those of you in the last thread I figured I'd fuck around for a little longer. Avoid suspicion.
This is where I left off...
I'll just take the funniest requests by the way…
Uh … O-okay. I don't really see how that proves anything. As anyone could have saved the pics but here you go. From the beginning
She hasn't responded… I'm thinking of just texting someone else.
Also if anyone saved any of the pics, please help me post em chronologically. Otherwise it's going to take me like 30 minutes...
oh god please post more this is gold
have you considered quoting random movie lines?
Okay the very top photo brings us full circle. Shauna still hasn't replied to me. Should I shoot her another text or claim a new victim? I think I'll go for like 30 more mins at the most.
>would you like to have a 3 way with me and my 3yo sister
Yeahhh I may have fucked that one up already.
Texted two bitches. One has replied thus far. Backstory: I've had like three conversations with her ever. Haven't seen her in over a year.
I've been missing you. It started with a dream a couple nights ago. I just can't get you out of my mind. I think.. I know I need to act on this. This might seem out of nowhere, but will you go out with me? I want some alone time with you.
About 6 months ago I stole a pair of your panties. I've been using them as a jizz-rag ever since, but they're really old and crusty now. Can I get another pair off you please?
I'm going to go down to the store in a few minutes, I'm going to get some peppermint mentos. I'll give them to you, but before they start dissolving you're going to gag on my dick and make sure that you swallow my load before the mentos are gone. If you swallow the mentos during, I'll punch you in the face and we'll start again.
The wrong number? No! How could i ever mistake my true love for someone else. It is truly you that i love.. I ask once again, will you go out with me? It would mean the world to me
Got this shit figured out mate. Don't worry about me. OP will live on. I've been at it for an hour now.
Sorry if I came across a bit weird. It's just... it's been a while for me since I last had sex, and I heard that you're pretty amazing in bed. So was kinda hoping you might be able to help me get my game back?
I'm not creepy. Creepy is watching your window at night while you sleep, tracking your movements, profiling your daily routine in order to find out everything about you. Creepy is breaking into your room while you're asleep and masturbate watching you. That is creepy. I am not creepy, I just love you.
I may not have thought this entirely through. What is the possibility of police if I continue at this rate guys haha.
Notice how none of them laugh or go along with it, they get angry that you would even have the gall to enter into your mind the possibility of fucking these princesses (read: ratchet-ass hoes).
Women deserve this shit.
i just want to make love to you. our hips crashing together as you ride my rock hard cock. and the i cum with the the force of 1000 suns melting of your face and hands. this means that you become dependable to me. then we must always be together>>550027594
how about this?
Send her this
This was my last first date. I know we'd have a great time too.
Hanna i just want to get close to you. I want to smell your bunghole and beef flaps. We could be together forever in pure harmony and also you could fist me really hard. I like to get fisted hanna. I am tired of fisting myself and so i have chosen you to be my fist mistress. I can send the limo tomorrow around seven?
How will Facebook help you.i wasnt here for the start, you may have explained it but what will you do with them having your number and actually knowin who you are and probably saving the messages
I'm probably going to have to throw my phone away to be honest. I'll change the passcode. Then just say I've been missing my phone for the last day or so in a fb status...
yeah dude, probably a good time to post it. that way if the police rock up you can turn your phone off and hide it and you already have covered your ass.
ask someone to call because he lost his phone last night or some shit. maybe say he saw a movie nd left it in the theatre.
Posting a facebook status now saying you lost your phone (and not be an idiot by saying things like "if anyone sends you anything, it wasn't me!") and to contact you if they find it might not work in court, but it will probably keep them from pressing charges in the first place. People don't usually care enough.
>OP's face when the phone is found and GPS reveals it was at his house when the threats were made
There isn't a single aspect if this entire situation that doesn't make me want to violently vomit out my own internal organs.
I honestly cannot tell right now if my vision is blurry because of something in my eye or because of my unforgiving rage.
Circumstances allowing, I will gut you with an honest-to-god smile on my face and then proceed to paint the house I build with your body with your very blood.
Do it! Do it naoooooo!
If thats your plan do it now. Dont let your shit boil now and try to save yourself later. That way the girls will talk to you on Fb tell you what happened and explain you lost your phone.
throw your phone into a lake or something
Reply with this:
Hahahaha sorry I'm just going through some stuff right now, got laid off haha, I wouldn't stab u I don't have a knife haha, but I did mean it when I wanted you to go out with me haha :)
Doesn't seem like it to me. The other chick freaked out, threatened to call cops and cried to her friend; this one is actually laughing and throwing insults back. Hanna's alright if you ask me.
Yep. Sure am. No way am I giving out my surname though. I'm not prepared to become some /b/ celebrity that gets his name dragged through the mud of the internet haha.
>Also just got a text from an unknown number saying "Who the fuck is this?"… Her bf you reckon?
I almost spit my coffee thrice while reading this thread... is that OP's phone or is he impersonating someone else?
Hanna isn't replying anymore… I replied to the unknown number saying "The Supreme Gentleman" (not sure if I should post pics, because if any of you guys call the number or text it or shit, I'm afraid I may somehow get caught)… Should I claim a new victim /b/?
If you do, make sure that you explain that a friend has told you someone is using your lost phone to send texts to your contacts.
Tell them you'll be getting a new phone and for everyone to block your old number.
this is MH370, we're approaching your girlfirend's saggy vagina at a velocity of 88mph and expect to make contact in approximately 12 minutes. this truly is a modern day tragedy. please advise.
I wasn't trying to claim she was enjoying it and playing along, though I can definitely see how I made it seem that way. I just meant that instead of breaking down in fear like a little bitch she's standing her ground, insulting him and telling him to fuck off.
Who are you talking to right now? Who do you think it is you see? Do you know how much I make in a year? I mean even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up; dissapears, it ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't understand who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, I AM the danger.
Yes that would totally work. Kill yourselves.
You're a pretty cool guy OP, just saying.
ok, you're right. that was crass and i apologise. elliot rodger truly was a horrific human being and it was a terrible, terrible tragedy.
In truth, my name is Xinglao Boodang and i offer sucky sucky for da 50 dorra prease meet me in pahking lot in 5 minutes and i giv u extra fucky with da sucky 4 free ;^)
>fuck with the ppl he texts
yes, but you don't have to be a complete reddit-tier faggot to do that
I don't give a shit, nigger. Will keep enjoying this thread regardless of your faggotry.
"supposed" to be funny? of course it's fucking funny, you dumb fuck! God, it's not just your cunt girlfriend im gonna slice up, i'm coming for you too now big boy. i hope you enjoy the searing pain of having a blade slid through your shaft because i sure as fuck know i'll enjoy the lube your blood offers and your delicious screams of pain as i choke you with your own dick and fuck you up the ass.
No dont waste your ass saving chance on this retard it flew way over his head. You should use that on maybe " a close friend " of those girls and you. Idk. Im spitballing but this isnt safe
Reply with The Supreme gentleman whos getting head from your girl, who else?
reply with, "oh if figured this was the faggot i stole the phone from, but whos your girlfriend, and why hasnt she sent me pics of her tits? You know what, you just send me pics of your tits.
tell the boyfriend your a wild nigger with rabies looking to breed and that you will make him and her your bitches.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I will fuck your gf in all holes, and when there aren't any left, I'll use a knife to create new holes to fuck
She'll look like cheddar swiss lasagne
You'll love it
Hello people of http://boards.4chan .org/b/ My name is Morgan (friends call me Mo the Hedgehog) and I've recently discovered your site.
I must say, I am very confused by the format, but even more confused by the way the inhabitant speak here.
For one, everyone seems racially and sexually insensitive. Now I get that progress is scary, but I don't think I want to be part of a site that is so close minded. I have a gay black friend name Noquille and he's really cool and we used to play Yugioh together before he quit on me
Second, a lot of the terminology confuses me. I've been called a newfag, but I don't get it. I assume it means being new to being gay (in a very insensitive way) but I'm not gay, I promise!
I also don't understand what underageb& means.Is it pronounced underage band like a young bracelet?
One final thing is moot. I keep hearing that a girl named moot with kick me off this website for being bad, is that true?
Thanks for the help in advance guys! Can't wait to start learning and growing with you guys, I hope we become close =OD