selena gomez, what would you do if you had one night alone with her?
first of all i would stick a hot potato in her butt. then when her asshole explodes i would like the wound and put a coke inside of her mouth while licking those cheesy nipples. after that i will slice her stomach, jump inside of her and would search for her liver with indiana jones.
come on tell us what u would do to this piece of pumpkin pie
I might be insane, but i wouldn't fuck "leftover meat" from justin bieber.
How could you even think of fucking someone who was fucked by the biebs at some point?
Pure boner killing
cuz her pussy is still sweet as peaches
I would have her suck my cock and eat out my asshole and videotape the whole thing and then threaten to put the video on the Internet unless she gives me $5 million and follow her to the ATM and make sure she gives it to me in cash
idk but there are some good fakes
yeah, like anybody could stick his funny-stick in her and thinks"oooh so peachy" NO! you would think" something is wrong" and your right because that bitch blowed bieber and her holes wrapped around his dicks... its like sticking your dick in one of biebers condoms after you clean one of his hotel rooms, very peachy indeed
Probably cry about a lot of stuff, just like if i were to ever get an escort. Just saying, ive tried fantasizing about escorts and thats all that happens. And since its just one night it could be like it never happened.
Anal. Ask her how I join her friends In illuminati or I shit in her face, make her swallow it.then get her bank account dox, fake suicide, buy an island , live like a king with 13yo slut slaves on my dick daily
maybe, but that isnt the point. The point is that you sweaty basement freaks really think that she could be a nice fuck or what ever but actually shes just a "lelftover" from JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BIEBER, which makes him way more attractive, popular and awesome than me and every single one of you, which is actually really depressing.
YOU will never be the first to fuck that peach, you would be laughed at by bieber because he was first, he was last, he was frantic
stfu kid, you're a basement dweller too, don't act higher than us you fucking faggit, no one cares if you don't want to have sex with her.
you d-d-dont wont to understand wont you?
This has nothing to do with sex but with the fact that JB is better than you, than me, than everyone who ever steps upon this wicked website. Sadly i know. And: you will never experience a virgin selena gomez.
Saddest thing in history, i really cried when she and Justin became a couple.
Why him, why not me, why?
I even tried an hero but i failed. Selena must hate me because i could't do anything right.
AND THATS YOUR FAULT YOU FUCKING PENDEJOS!!!!!!!!!
me personally, i would probably cum on her face, then watch some game of thrones.(cum still on her face)
wtf are you on about now?
why is he better than me he can't even sex a bitch good enough to keep her around. hell even the bitches i broke up with like the dick enough to come back for more every now and then.
Too many distractions. Revised.
Get stoned as fuck and just chill probably. Even if we fucked nobody would believe me when I told them. I met Selena Gomez and we smoked a few bowls sounds somewhat conceivable. I met Selena Gomez and we fucked sounds 100% like you're full of all the shit.
top kek, guy just go rekt
Half the reason men have sex is to brag about having sex to other men (bonus points if you get that reference). I've had sex and it's all the same really (Better than jerking off, but not quite as good as being high), but I bet that bitch has some interesting stories to tell and I'd like to hear them.
she is quite the dick tease