CONTINUING DND THREAD!
get in here druith, cef, and beer guy!!!!!!!
[player florence is back with new sheet]
Name: Charlotte Worthy
Weaps: wristblades, does sexiness count?
skills: Hand to hand with wristblades/ charm
description: She is tall, thin, has long black hair. She is a Naster assassin, and wears the uniflrm proudly
I was Druith holy shit I wass waiting
Composite Bow and a Dagger
Ran into the other adventures while looting a bar for mead(if it's not too late, only found 3 players) and joined them
In the meantime I'm going to repost my char sheet for reference
>Big brutish fella (~7 feet tall), delivering liquor to local tavern, originally from out of town, nothing remarkable about his family but he has 9 brothers and sisters
>Main weapon - big ol' 2hand hammer (the end of the handle has a pointy thing)
>Offhand - I dunno, maybe a greatbow? Let's say his eldest brother is a master archer and taught him how to (rather crudely) use a bow
>Skills - Double Lariat (with hammer) - Extra Shots (loads bow with multiple rounds at once)
this is the situation as I remember it
>beyonce' was attacked by 6 undead from the castle
>Druith Du'urn assisted her by rolling to get her away from the fight
>cef got up and nailed a skeleton
>talabon was getting hammered
(going off of memory here so pardon if anything is off)
okay, back at it.
cef pushes one undead off him, but the other bites him in the forearm again. S charges past another undead and stabs the undead biting you in the back of the neck, but the one you pushed bites him in the back
druith pulls beyo out of danger despite her protest >>550167584
talebo arrives at fort
you arrive with talebo
beyo is fine minus a cut shoulder. you dive to cefs aid and are bitten by the same undead biting S
you throw a dagger at the same undead and it hits druith in his left arm
talebo shoots at the undead that cef pushed off of him as it staggers back up, you miss.
cef lies on the ground
god damn it, who thought it'd be a good idea to teach a bearman how to use a greatbow
Talabo frowns at his shoddy aim, and switches to his hammer since he seems to have better luck with it. He swings for the undead that staggered back; nobody dodges Talabo twice
char goes and stabs the undead that talebo missed in the face, and helps cefs body up. his face is blank
druith pushes the undead off of him, runs and takes the knife out of his arm, standing beside beyo. S kills that undead via a blow to the head. undead are gone.
had S not killed that undead you would have died
now where do you go? there is an open jail and another door behind you.
cef went into shock and died.
Well shit, I guess I should be thankful S saved me.
Talabo greets the party with a hearty laugh, and waves the bottle of ale he brought around, offering it to the others. He doesn't have much initiative to take a certain path, but his curiosity will have him follow the others.
>since Talabo's delivery got fucked, he figures he might be able to score some loot here to help pay back the lost booze and damages.
>Captcha and hedired
>I think the relevant captchas and crit fails are part of some curse
>Druith Du'urn Laughs heartily,
for as fair as a women you are, you are a terrible shot with the dagger. Who are you?
>Druith Du'urn decides to talk to everyone and gather information while giving as little as possible to find out who aligns most with his goals
>takes a swig of talabo's drink
>Druith Du'urn turns to Talabo
So, what brings you to this fine establishment, ran out of coin? what's your story? the women seem to be a bit busy at the moment.
okay. you know where were at atm. beyo and char are NPC. you can talk as much as you want, when you want to do something just greentext, your realtively safe standing around atm
like the enthusiasm ha didnt know if i was doing good or not
nah man you're doing a great job
so what are all the directions? There was a jail cell that I'm guessing led nowhere, and a wooden door that Beyo wanted to take. Any alternatives?
>In the meantime Talabo is wiping guts off his hammer
M8 this is fun as hell, best DM in a while who's not my reg. I was actually taught how to play by my father when I was younger, shit feels great to play, anyways.
going off of what I had said earlier talabo
>Druith Du'urn looks expectantly at Talabo
we seem to have a moment, why not get to know eachother a bit before we charge in recklessly?
the two of you open the heavy wooden door, beyo and char are following close behind, giving eachother sour looks. upon opening the door you enter a damp, musky staircase, moss growing on the stone. >>550172804
talabo is leading, he gets to the bottom of the steps and reaches a long hallway going both directions. as soon as he steps down he hears a click and a large boulder comes tumbling at him
Talabo is in the middle of telling Druith a story
>so my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the kid's having a seizure and i still got half a pint left-
he barely dodges the boulder (which I'm assuming was rolling down the hallway perpendicular to the staircase exit)
druith pulls talabo back safely to the staircase just before the boulder crushes him. the girls seem a bit shaken.
again with the rolls! i would have had to let that boulder hit you.
the boulder rolls east down the hallway into the darkness. eventually you hear a loud band signalling it has hit a wall.
the hallway goes east and west, it is very dark either way.
>I look at Talabo who is probably visibly shaken and laugh
Looks like your not just a lucky drunk, your a lucky drunk who still has some debts to bars no doubts he still has to pay, now lets head down the west corridor and see what they didn't want us to see but this time a little more careful eh? so back to that story.
alright, post that Wizard you used with the first thread please so we know it's you if possible.
>Roll to check for any more traps at the door before heading in, now taking the lead
druith checks for any more traps and discerns that the coast is clear, so the party moves west down the hall. you get to the end after a short walk and see the wooden release machine that dropped the boulder. a very small door sets beside it to the north, and a ladder heads down at the south. the south particularly has a stench eroding from it, and you think you hear footsteps behind you
Something tells me if we're being followed, we don't want to get stuck behind whatever is behind us and whatever enemies we may run into.
Are there more boulders in the trap? Is there a way to trigger it from here so it hits whoever is down the hall behind us? If so, let's do that. If not, I recommend we stay and fight.
you all take your battle stances, beyo moves to the back of the group, seeming particularly scared. (boulder trap empty.)
the footsteps get louder and louder along with the clinking of armour.
beyo lets out an arrow and you hear a man call out
"oi watch it its me mates!"
a particularly roughed up knight comes into focus and looks at you all bewildered.
"you arent my squad" he says confused.
you always have low rolls ha.
the knight looks at the drink and slaps it to the floor. "this is no time for drinking. the battle has stopped above ground, but we've been chasing orcs around this maze of a fort for days. i lost my men a few hours ago in a battle, dont know if they made it or not. one things for sure, whatever they got hidden down here, they sure didnt want it found. "
druith interupts the knight and he immediatley obeys a commanding voice. "as ive said, sir,.."
siddenly a goblin comes from out of the northern door and attacks talabo with a crude dagger
Of course he attacks me.
I grab his dagger arm by the wrist, and twist until he drops the dagger.
>can we question him or should I just off him? Either way, rolling for whichever we can do
druith runs to tolabos aid but he has already grabbed the goblin. he tries to ask it something, but its sputters nonsense and bites his hand, jumping down the ladder.
not long after the goblin drops down, you hear a loud squeal of pain, followed by a booming roar.
beyo screams and char hits her in the arm.
the knight looks behind him and yells "here come many a goblin, we need to go somewhere fast!"
I finally roll a crit success and it doesn't even apply
what is my life
Let's follow the first goblin down the ladder, his bite hurt and it's probably going to get infected or something
Cool I'll use one from a thread I was in earlier today
Dark elf rogue like character. Has no recollection of life before a few months ago after the overuse of my faze ability near killed me
>can faze through objects at the cost of health >sneak >twin daggers
+2 health potions.
I roll to appear from nowhere and introduce myself
tolabo climbs down the ladder and >>550177008
druith, beyo, char, and knight go through the door.
down the ladder is a medium size room, lets say 50ftx50ft. >>550177017
alvi is down there as well. alv says "ah just in time" you see a huge troll in the center of the room, he is all of 20 feet tall. he is chained to the northern wall via a chain around its neck. behind him is a door.
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druith and party go through the door and find themselves in a large armory. there are 8 goblins in the center of the room, the walls are lined with weapons. west wall has swords ect, right has armour and shields.
they start to rush at you
the troll starts swinging at you
Fuck fuck okay what is the troll swinging at us with? The room is 50x50 can I stand back and loose a couple greatarrows into him safely?
>Rollin for evasion, will reroll for attack
shouldnt be anywhere near that but sure.
im good till 8 est or so
you run and reach the shields, tackling a few goblins along the way. the knight lops off ones head as he meets you, beyo sends an arrow at one, killing it, and char throws a dagger at one, killing it. 6 goblins left, four are coming for you and knight.
the troll can reach all walls, if you want to shoot him you need to lure him away ore something.
he has no weapon, just hands. >>550178072
alvi runs at the trolls legs and stabs it in the foot, the troll kicks and sends alv flying against the southern wall. talaboo, west wall, fires an arrow and hits troll in the arm.
fuck yeah damage.
>can reach all walls
this is like that stupid mario 64 level where the chain chomp can reach the whole fucking platform like whats the point of the chain then just let him chill
alright so now I try to taunt him into swinging at me/away from Alvi by throwing the empty bottle of Ale at him. Hopefully when he swings at me I can dodge and hit his arm with either end of my hammer.
DM just out of curiosity am I allowed to (as an example) faze my dagger into the trolls chest and lodge it into its heart and if so what roll and at what cost to health would be acceptable
im gonna limit your phase option pretty heavy so as not to be too easy but ill compensate.
you taunt the troll and it swings at you, before he hits you you manage to hit his arm with your hammer. he sends you flying into the northern wall. >>550178894
alvi runs behind the troll, jumps on its back and stabs it multiple times. before the troll can reach him he teleports back to the southern wall. it readies itelf to charge at alvi
you get your tower shield and give it to the knight, who you follow behind as the 4 goblins charge at you. the first three climb over and around the shield and attack the knight, the last one jumps at your face
more goblins coming in through the door, char is down. btw, beyo will act as a healer of sorts.
Roll to stab the Goblin in the face with my dagger and Kick it off and punch the goblin on top of the knight
>Druith Du'urn didn't forget this time
yell at beyo to heal Char and assist when possible
damn, it's a good thing I'm drunk or this would be a serious problem for me
Rollin for epic multi shot volley from greatbow while he charges Alvi, I'm talking some Legolas shit except my greatbow is basically shooting harpoons
you kill the goblin on your face and knock the goblin off the knight aswell. the remaining two in your area go to attack your legs.
beyo helps char up and fights off the two goblins in her area.
you dont manage to dodge in time and pretty well take the full force of the trolls charge, the rock wall that you were slammed into has cracks in it now. after that happens >>550179662
talaboo attempts a multi shot at the troll, only one of the harpoons hits the troll in the back. it staggers, then picks up the harpoon like a knife and charges at talaboo
Fuck I have terrible luck. I use my last potion and run for the door while the troll is distracted. If door is locked I roll to faze hand through lock, unlocking the door.
Talabo you better survive ma nigga
you parry the trolls attack, sidestep, and stab the trolls chin in an uppercut motion. it falls backwards on its ass, blocking the eastern exit.
the falling troll blocks your path to the door, but you do jump on its head and finish it.
you knock one of the goblins off your leg but the other one bites you on your right leg. the two that were on the knight are now coming at you also, as the knight is kill.
bayo and char kill the two occupying them and bayo kills the goblin you knocked off you.
-3 goblins left
you move the troll blocking your way and enter the next room. it is not very wide but is quite long, the only thing in it is a long pool. you go to look into the pool and fall in, immediately a secret roof to the pool closes, you are stuck in the pool with no way to get out (that you know of) and are drowning. get creative :)
char and beyo had two goblins on them, they killed those two and took out one of the goblins around you.
your arrow misses and hits char in the calf.
beyo sends an arrow at another goblin and kills it. the last goblin jumps at your throat.
actual greentext, not actually an action
>use arrow to stab goblin on my leg
>miss and hit Char
alright, Rolling for dodging the last goblin
Cool so I follow Alvi into the room but I guess the floor closes in front of me. It doesn't look like there's a direct way to open it, and I'm not clever enough to look for hidden anything. Is there another way out of here, or should I backtrack to the others upstairs?
lmao sorry i thought you fired an arrow, imagining that was top kek.
the goblins teeth scrape your neck and bayo yet again sends an arrow into it. elven archery jpg.
there are large double doors leading out of the barracks on the north wall
I have two characters.
Rogue, Specializing in Engineering.
weapons; Hand cross bow that fires different bolts for different situations. Grappling gun.
Skills: Quick draw, precision shot, point blank shot, and Jack of all trades.
description: Uses guerrilla warfare pick off specific targets or sneak in and sabotage everything with various traps and explosives.
Name: Grey Son
Class: Ranger Beastmaster
Weapon: Short bow
Skills: Ride Beast,
Description: Used to be a circus performer that performed along side a bear that he raised to be an act in the show along side him performing trick shots with a short bow.
you swim down and towards the bottom of the pool, the southern wall does not connect to the floor. you swim under it and back up on the other side. upon getting to the other side you see 3 orcs sitting around a fire in a large hallway heading east only, to the west is a dead end.
the hallway is quite large so they are a short ways away and dont notice you.
you follow into the room in time to see the floor close on alvi. you turn around to go back into the troll room, but that door too closes. at the other end of the pool, on the eastern wall, another door opens.
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I use my stealth and creep up slowly to the small party of orcs, huddled around the fire. I take off my dripping wet cloak and throw it onto the fire putting it out blinding the orcs. I roll for a backstab before retreating into the darkness >alvidos
you head through the door and enter a study. it is a circular room with bookshelves lining the walls. in front of you is a desk, and on the eastern side of the study is another door. again, be creative here.
I examine the books on the wall. I may not be a genius, but I can kind of read. I peek in the bookshelf, looking for any weird traps attached to the books. I grab one that catches my eye and prop it open.
the armory is full of most any weapon you could want. roll for anything.
bayo is tending to chars wound, char is cursing you.
there is a ladder further down hidden behind a suit of armor in the room as well.
you creep up and kill the fire, blinding everyone. you manage to backstab one orc and dissapear, the other two run and put their backs to the wall.
>Walk over to the weapon section and look for any daggers or throwing knives and select a curved dagger about 6 inches long and 10 Finely balanced throwing knives with a barbed edge(rolling)
Upon realizing what kind of books they are (I was hoping for something occult), Talabo slides the book back into the shelf.
Are there any particularly odd looking books, perhaps one that might be used to open a secret door? I make a (desperate, albeit) roll to check for secret doors in the bookshelves
<50 roll wrong combination. bells start to ring all throughout the study and one of the bookshelves reverses itself, out walks a 20 ft troll. another bookshelf reverses, another 20 ft troll. another bookshelf reverses, a lion.
god fucking dammit
maybe they'll fight each other and leave me alone until they're weak enough to get beaten
either way my hammer is ready
rolling for really really good luck please
the lion runs at you and you try to hammer it, but it bites your hand off instead. you then run to the center of the study where one of the orcs hits you in the head. critical critical condition.
yo OP, Cef here, aight if I jump back in or not? fell asleep didn't I.
eh ill get you tonight. im going mad with power right now.
you jump at the goblin and manage to cut his chest a bit. bayo steps back and is about to fire an arrow at the goblin when the goblin jumps at her and she fires the arrow into your leg.
I check to see if one of the openings where the monsters came through and look for some hidden exit so I can get the fuck out of here
>rollin' while rollin' on the ground
the orc parries your parry and chops your head off with his axe RIP bro
you manage to run into one of the openings and indeed, find a large tunnel where the trolls traverse, ie how they get to where there supposed to be. the gate is open so you can run in there if you want.
don't worry about me friend I have a crit success ^^
I run in there and really really hope that there aren't any other trolls chilling nearby. I make a roll to see if I can hear any friendlies.
roll fail, fatality, flawless victory
crit successes all of a sudden lol. you kill the goblin with your knives and bayo manages to heal your leg after a few minutes.
I break my hammer in half, and put the sharp end in a pocket/strap/holster thing on my side. I now wield my hammer with my one remaining hand and charge at the lion, swinging at it's head for some good ol' fashioned blunt trauma
thanks man, lol just got tired so i thought id go balls out these last few minutes. cya later man
you go to the next room over and find a huge cyclops guarding the entrance, becuase tolabo sounded the alarm on accident.
the cyclops rips bayos head off and throws it at you. he then rips her arms off and is getting ready to beat you with that too
fucking fireblasting trolls.
you manage to hit the trolls eye and he staggers backwards. your now in the study and more lions have got out of one of the openings. they have mounted the trolls and are weilding clubs
>rolling to throw smoke and epic ninja that shit out into the room with the boulder trap
rolling to run past the left side of the room and throw as much shit I can at the door while running towards the room with the boulders whilst yelling "I'll get you next time Gadget!"
you ain't getting away with this DM! :D
the crit success will bring us all fortune beyond our wildest dreams
epic double lariat succeed. you kill both lions and now the trolls have pulled glocks and are shoosting at you
I run up the bookshelves like a ninja and jump off of them, catching my hammer as it ricochets off the last trolls head. My trajectory puts me on course for the solar plexus of the Mr Bean, where I plant the hammer in a solid full body swing
>Captcha: reSlue rejoic
>I did it
>UNTIL NEXT TIME
>SAME BAT CHANNEL
>SAME BAT TIME
top kek sides ascend to oblivion. seeya in about 10 hours then