Do you have some additional devices? How can we humiliate you when you poor fag don't have even a rubber dick or other shit. All this shit with sighn is totally lame.
I want you to go to shop, buy motherfucking pineapple and shove it up your ass
You are my hero. Thank you so much.
<saying being this fucking new. <newfag detected
<newfag learned that saying being new means your not new anymore <mfw
You poor virgin mother fucker. I bet you've never gotten those pathetic 2 inches of yours wet in anything apart from your mother's slimy gash. Even then, she probably did it so you wouldn't kill yourself, knowing that you'd never get any pussy with that nauseating face of yours.
I bet you have to beg that bitch to come down to tat fuck nasty crotch sweaty basement just so you can get your dick sucked. She probably doesn't even love you. She just feels bad because she pushed you out of her cum hole and now she has to take responsibility for kiddy raping pedo you're bound to be unless she lets you dribble your measly slime on her panties.
Short version: have fun fucking your mom for the rest of your life you fucking virgin.
Stop with this bullshit. Are you faggots jacking off to a fat naked dude holding up fucking signs that make no goddamn sense?
he asked you to humiliate him, not give him a fuckin novel to write. Jeeeesus, you fucking middles schoolers have no imagination.
OP is trying to satisfy his inner camslut, not fulfill your literary fetishes you dumb cunts.
If you don't tape your dick to your asshole right now, I'm gonna have to tell the feds about your kiddie snuff movies, OP.
OP if you keep doing these pansy ass requests, you're an even bigger faggot than you've proven yourself to be.
stockings. your mom's heels. fuck yourself.
and no bullshit, i know you live in her basement.
schreib auf dein schild bitte. "kartoffel tarniel lutscht negerschw?nze" und mach mit einer hand das zeichen aus dem bild
challenge. idk how you are gonna do it but take a photo of you dickslapping the photo i sent with a note saying "dan mard". maybe on a screen, handy, tablet etc.
if you delivar -> HERO
Cut off your toes and fry them. Pics first, then eat them.
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
most people ITT probably dont realize but this dude has been posting since i started using /b/ in like 2009. who the fuck knows how long before that he's been here.
gotta respect the consistency op
ok then ignore all requests and say why dont you want to go to /fit/, they are your best bet to turn your life around. Its an easy start. You are very famous actually and you can use it to your advantage.
Ich liebe dich mein Freund. Ich habe noch genau eine Anfrage, welche wirklich absolut wichtig ist, ich bitte dich so inständig wie ich noch nie jemanden um entwas gebeten habe, write:
Nick ist der coolste!
Alright I think it's time we stepped things up a notch OP. I need you to draw a cartoon version of a person with an arrow pointing to it that says "Alex". Cut a hole where the dick would be and put yours through. You remain my epic hero
Ich liebe dich, falls es dir noch nicht aufgefallen ist, du bist eine Legende. Über Jahre hinweg haben irgendwelche Faggots deinen Thread kopiert, und ich ging jedesmal hinein, um zu sehen, ob es wirklich du warst. Doch diesmal warst du es wirklich. Danke mein Freund, danke.
Wir sollen dir helfen, aber du musst erst uns helfen.
Willst du dich fur den besser verändern?
Willst du entschieden, das du in der Lebe gut machen willst, oder bist du ein sissy?
now my german sucks so i will continue in english
just put only your pants (its a sfw board) on and strike the same pose as in your OP pic, only with timestamp this time. Face visible if you can. Say you're the the humiliate me mache alles guy and ask for a fitness program to turn your life around. Resist that retard sexuality and follow it. Update your progress by month and you'll be fine. You're internet famous and not RL famous so either look for a gym or ask for a homemade setup. You can easily be scooby 2.0. (don't know who scooby is? lurk /fit/!)